And you asked for it to be at KFC, so yeah (Lunchtime - 8D, Noah)

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LUNCHTIME

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, fast food! Frog was totally feeling awesome after yesterday so he was all over the place the whole day. It was no surprise he'd eventually find himself at the doorstep of KFC, his belly aching for food. Why he forgot to invite anyone with him was beyond his comprehension, though fate must've had something in store then, right? And he'd need to be super filled up for the event that night, so he can take out that stupid Phantom and squeeze some answers out of his traitorous mouth! Or whatever. He'd be fine with Brit and Liam there with him.

Anyways, he entered the restaurant, trading glares with the old guy at the logo, who shared such a similiar surname to his. Stupid old man.

Now then. What to buy? Shit, he almost never came to this place, he had no clue what to buy...

Maybe someone could come up and help him decide...

"Aaaaah Lunch"

Once again it was the greatest time of the day, LUNCH TIME! That holy time when you get to sit down, take a break from all the hum drum and silly nannery of the day to day grind and just eat the worst kind of food imaginable for your body, but the best kind for your soul... Ah 8D could feel his heart SWELLING with joy as he skipped to the meal of the day. Yesterday he had gotten Subway (or at least he tried to... Didn't end up getting any now that he thought about it) So that meant today he was in for something different... After subway was always....

"Kentucky Fried Chicken! Gunna get me a druuuuum stick! Gunna get me a thiiiiigh!" 8D sung happily as he sashayed into the store with the biggest grin on his face, eagerly awaiting his flakey... salty... chicken goodness! Today he was feeling a sandwhich with a side of mashed potatoes and corn, maybe some coleslaw and a tall cup of Frog... Wait... Frog?

"Eh?" 8D blinked at the familiar face that stood staring at the menu in utter confusion... Well... ya don't see this everyday now do you? Well actually he had seen it for the past two days so maybe this was something you see every day."Frog!?"

Normally, Noah didn't make a habit to go eat junk food. He did not hate it, but it was hardly on his usual daily menu, even if only because it simply did not occur to him to make a stop at one of those places. Today however, he had a little bit of free time on his hands left, so he decided to at least take a look around. Maybe not to buy food, but at least something to drink since he probably wouldn't get any water for a while longer if he passed on it now. Better safe than sorry ~

And you asked for it to be at KFC, so yeah (Lunchtime - 8D, Noah) QPY2ARA

Man though, was there actually a line forming right now? So much for a quick stop, eh? Guess he would just have to hope this wouldn't take too long? He did give a somewhat odd look at the duo in front of him though. The first guy looked familiar and the other appeared to be some sort of clown. What did he even walk into...?

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ShitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitSHITSHITSHIT!!! It was the clown... Wasn't it?

"Shiiiiiit, long time no see! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!" Frog turned around with a wide smile plastered on his face and spreading his arms as if to hug the damn thing. Except he wouldn't hug it. Clowns were disgusting. "How's it going, you... 6? DD? 8-ball? Eheh... heheh... You..." He'd bump the clown's right elbow slightly, before turning to the menu and the problem at hand. "Hmm... I dunno what to choose... Dunno what to choose..."

Shit. Was he gonna ask the clown for help? He didn't want to even consider that as an option, let along actually do it. But... he could just feel the clown's presence behind his back. His eyes behind the mask prying into his soul and seeking solace in his warm insides, ready to munch upon any hope for a happy future he had. And then... When everything would be over, the clown would fry him like one of these poor processed chickens these disgusting people were disgustingly offering on their disgusting menu with disgusting side dishes and disgusting sodas and everything was sooooo tasty as all hell, mmmmmmm. The clown, however... He was stalking him, wasn't he? No... It was too early to consider something like that. This was still coincidence. Innocent coincidence. Nothing else... The stare was so heavy though... He just couldn't fight it any longer...

And so he turned around, once again with a wide smile and arms spread. "Heeeeeeeeeeeey, 8-ball dude. Do you maybe know-" Wait, was that who he thought he was in the back? Yes, he was saved! Holy... This was a close one. He'd wave to Noah. Wave friendly with the same fake grin on his face. Except that this time there were beads of sweat forming on his face from the clown's presence. "Hey, you, guy with dog from yesterday! _{Help me...}"

L-Long time no SEE?!? What the hell did this guy mean by that? They JUST saw each other yesterday... W-Was that a long time to him? Oh... OH no could it be... No! 8D's jokes were to strong! His puns to powerful! His charm to charming! His hat to awesome! Obviously in the short time they had spent together this Frog guy must have gotten attached... That could explain why he was here! D-Did he know that 8D went to KFC right after Subway? How deep dose this rabbit hole to "Nyuk Nyuk"SHUT UP CRUSADER RABBIT THIS IS SERIOUS... Wait -OH! I see what you did there! Aha! Good one little me! Ehehehe.-

"Y-Yeah Long time! Been almost a day! I-I just thought there was no subWAY I'd see you again so soon! Soooo ya CHICKEN out the menu eh? E-EHehe..." Did he just call 8D 8-ball? The hell a nick name!? S-Seriously? That is WAY creepy guy. Ok first you "Just so happen" to show up at the same restaurant twice in a row, then you go for a hug then pull back at the last minute, and now a nick name!? This was to much... MUCH to much... EH-hehe-heeeeeee. "Do I know what... Exactly?"

8D did his best to keep his calm overly happy smile as he scanned the restaurant for other patrons... Wait... There was one other person here! Thank all that is funny! 8D would motion to the oddly stoic looking man completely unaware that frog had just done the same "Psst! Buddy! Help a clown out would ya?"

Noah would switch his gaze between those two for a few moments after both of them decided to address him. Man, what was this, some warzone he wasn't aware of? People tend to come here to order something, but instead, it appeared like he got himself involved in some odd personal agenda, and it was a little creepy on a first thought. On the second one..? Noah didn't really care enough to be seriously creeped out by this. Still, he was mildly confused as to what was going on right now. Eventually deciding that Mr. Clown here was a larger disturbance for the moment, he would speak up with a low chuckle. ''You're a pretty lousy clown if you need help right away. Sounds like you're chickening out. In a place that sells chicken no less.'', he would poke at the guy, sort of actually making a joke.

That aside though, he would glance over the duo once again, before asking the question that actually mattered right now. ''What exactly are you two doing anyway? I think I failed to catch the point. You don't look like you're trying to order anything.'' Not yet, at least. Then again, what would you expect from a scenery that contains a guy dressed up as a clown...and apparently acting as one too. What did the other guy have to do with this though...?

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Been almost a day... Shit. He really hadn't thought about this crap. Uuugh, he just wanted to get out all of a sudden. The clown was gonna start torturing him with stupid but super funny puns again... Here it comes, any minute now...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- The puns were starting again! Crapcrapcrap! He had to contain himself this time... He didn't want to give the clown the same satisfaction from yesterday. Good thing the dog guy was here. He really did come in handy in this situation, taking the initiative against the clown. Oh snap! He didn't just outpun the clown guy. Haha! This time, Frog had to chuckle, but also would start backing away slowly to get away from 8-ball. Or well, would've started backing off, had the dog guy not addressed them both.

"I-I just came here to get some food! But like, this guy!" He pointed at the clown, and in a very sharp and accusatory manner to boot! "His puns are too funny! I can't concentrate! And I have no clue what to order because I don't usually eat here! So like- Hmpf! Either assist me, or leave, 8-ball!!!"

"Well I'm not exactly backing down from a performance now am I?" 8D said back to the stoic man, all 8D asked was for a little help in dealing with a person he was clearly uncomfortable with! Was that so wrong? Certainty didn't need to be chastised for it at the very least! But nooooooo this stick in the mud had to go and-wait was that a joke? 8D would eye the man for a second before dropping his tense stance all together and adopting a lazy smirk"Ehehe, that one was pretty good! Though you may have to work on your delivery. Almost seemed like the pun was an afterthought. You have to work the pun into your sentence organically or you just chickCAN'T get any laughs! Ehehehe, See? Organic." 8D chuckled to himself, feeling MUCH more relaxed... but still uneasy about Frog.

"It's not my fault my Puns are legendary! I don't even mean to do them half the time, they just happen. I was born this way!" 8D draped a dramatic hand over his forehead and feigned fainting for a second before snickering to himself and regaining his composure "And 8-Ball? I do believe I told you yesterday my name is 8D, though sure. Old 8-Ball help you, after all it's like they say... SCRATCH my back and I'll SCRATCH yours! Though sense I'm a POOL guy I'll give you this one for free, no charge out of corner POCKET! Ehehe. So what are you feeling hungry for Froggy?" 8D turned to look at the stoic man once again and smiled brightly.

"See, organic, for a good pun to work you must set it up and then rapid fire them to get the maximum effect. Ehehe. Names 8D by the way, but my friends call me Grins, or is it the other way around? I'm not entirely sure, ehehe, how about you? What do you go by?" if he was observant Noah would notice a glint in 8D's eye. 8D's smirk would grow slightly as he waited for a response... making it almost to big.

And you asked for it to be at KFC, so yeah (Lunchtime - 8D, Noah) VQq4Pl8

''Jokes can be done without puns too. A clown should know that there are several methods. Overdone puns can sound painfully stupid as well. I think you picked a bad moment to make an organic joke though, mate. The food they sell here is hardly fresh.''

While Noah wasn't overly fond of clowns that clowned around all the time, he would play the game in his own way. The guy would have a hard time getting him to actually switch to pun-based jokes though. That wasn't his style, even when he did resort to joking around. ''My dear, it feels like I entered a drama club. You two sure you don't want to try acting? You'd grab attention pretty well.'' Whether in a good or a bad way would remain to be seen, however. He'd pause for a bit though, taking notice of the odd name callings. But before he could ask anything, he got beat to it by Mr. Clown. ''Won't they be harder to properly understand if you put too many in a row?'' Too many double-meanings just make the entire speech one big ball of confusing word-vomit. ''The name's Noah though.'', he would add nonchalantly. By this point he kind of figured the jokes would be non-stop, so he wouldn't be surprised if more followed.

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"..." What was he talking about? The clown's jokes didn't sound organic at all. They sounded forced as all hell. Like, the dog guy's joke was waaaay better than anything the clown had spouted, and anything he was going to spout. Probably. And yes, as expected, the next joke by the guy was phenomenal. Not only was it a joke, he also took it upon himself to criticise the current society and its habits, a trait only possesed by the most exquisite of jokers.

But then why? Why couldn't he stop chuckling at everything the clown said? Now he was making fun of the nickname he gave him? He should've been offended! Damn! Stupid stupid clowns! "Don't call me 'Froggy', 8-ball! Kah! I'm adding that to the pile of things I'm not gonna forgive you for!" He'd snort nervously and cross his arms. "Besides, I wouldn't be asking if I knew what I wanted to eat. No. I want you to order something for me. If you want me to forgive you for yesterday and now, you're going to do it! I still have clown germs from where you touched me on my shoulder, I'll have you know!"

Frog would then turn to the dog guy, Noah, apparently, his bangs swishing and a fierce eye glinting beneath them for a moment before they fell back to cover it again. "And you. No way in hell am I gonna have anything to do with a clown and I have no task for you, although... you're actually making good jokes. You could teach him a thing or two to make him more bearable."

"Ehehe, now now don't gang up on me here! It's two on one and I don't stand a chance. First of all Bad Puns are the HIGHEST form of art and I will not have you slandering them! Ehehe. Though I must admit Mr.Noah, you're good, being quick with a quip is an admirable skill. While I am fully aware that Puns are not the only form of joke in the world, I simply prefer the simplicity of them. No accounting for taste now is there? Ehehe." 8D's smile would grow under the harsh gazes he was getting from both sides. My my my what a tough crowd. Though this Noah guy did seem quite knowledgeable about humor despite being so stoi-... Stoic... Eh...ehehe...EHEHEHEHEH! Marvelous....-

"Ehehe, ya hear that Noah? Frog likes your jokes better then mine! Though I suppose that would make sense, you seem like a guy who would be good with animals, Ehehe... How is that ark coming by the way?" 8D chuckled at this and flashed the balls on his hat. Hmmm Not a pun but 8D could still laugh at it. "As for your food Frogerino, let me think. You seem like the kinda guy who has given up, utterly and completely. Every day is a trudge from your two bedroom apartment where you live happily with your wife Ethel and two Tadpoles, it's a modest life but a good one. But there's just something about the daily grind at the Accounting Mines that has you tired of it all... THUS the perfect KFC meal for you would beeeee.... The KFC Famous Bowl! A Styrofoam Bowl of sadness and starch. Great way to celebrate the middle of the day! Eheheh"

....eh?

''So you're saying making bad puns is an art? What are you then, an oxymoron?'' The definition of that didn't quite fit but whatever. Still, what kind of a clown are you when you enjoy making crappy puns? If you're already sort of creeping out someone of age, wouldn't you just be scaring kids? And kids were usually the audience for clowns. On the other hand....this guy hardly gave the vibe of a typical clown that does it as a job. More like some cosplay fanatic.

Man, these guys were ridiculous though. Noah would give an amused chuckle before half bowing to Frog.

And you asked for it to be at KFC, so yeah (Lunchtime - 8D, Noah) MkMy1Dr

''Tasks, eh? Am I your servant now?''

Well...obviously not, but there was no way to be serious with these two anyway. He would cast a glance at 8D. ''Don't worry, it's going well. Private property though, so you ain't invited good sir.'' This one had him mostly unphased to be honest, as it wouldn't be the first time someone poked at his name. It gets a little unoriginal after you hear it a bunch of times. But....''Is that meant to be a joke? You ain't making much sense at all.'' Whatever that story was, it sounded like some random mesh up of words. Thus he would just pass over it for the moment, addressing the next question towards Frog. ''Considering how half of what comes out of his mouth are jokes, is your name actually Frog, or is he just making puns again?'' It was honestly hard to tell right now. Sure, some people have unusual names, but when there's a clown involved you have to question the legibility first.

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Frog stared dumbfoundendly at both of his assailants. 8-ball, on one side, first making a pun regarding Frog and Noah's ark, only to follow up with an exquisitly insulting description of Frog's life. Goddamn clown... Given up? Shit, he couldn't let it get to him, but friggin' words really did get to him. He got the urge to punch the clown in the face, and he maybe would've had, but thankfully, Noah was there, shifting his attention, so he only answered. "That... sounds disgusting. _{You idiot clown...}"

"Huh?" Frog stuttered for a moment before Noah's question, but like, shook his head and recovered with a frown, ready to retaliate...except he didn't have a moment to spare, as Noah stroke the second time with a critical follow-up attack on him and had to point out his name. Holy-

"Y-yeah, my name's Frog. P-problem with that? If there is, I like, order you to not have it anymore!"

"I can tell this entire conversation is going just swimmingly! Ehehe, I feel my guess missed the mark and may have touched a nerve. If that is he case I am sorry my friend, it was not my intent to insult, Ehehe," So thin skinned... though he IS an amphibian so that is par or the course, Ehehe. Sigh.... why was it that lunch had to be so hard... All 8D wanted was some chicken. Was that so wrong? Why did it all have to spiral out of control like this?"Tell you what, sense it seems I've upset you, and I do detest upsetting an audience, how about I cover your lunch. And if you want a real suggestion try the Pot Pies, they are simply heavenly!" 8D would ask with an apologetic smile. If there was one thing he hated, it was turning an audience against him with a poorly executed joke.

"That is good to hear, Ehehe, I was afraid the entire project might be Taking On Water, Eheheh," Grins smirked at the pun and felt at home once more"Though yes from what he has told me is name actually is Frog, to be honest Noah, With a "Frog" and a "8D" your name is the odd one here. Normality is the is anything BUT the norm in Endymion, Ehehe."

''Well, you did just spew a load of bullshit. That much is certain. Shouldn't be surprising that someone may take offense to that.'', Noah would comment offhandedly with a wave of his hand. No matter how you look at it, you can't deny that. Baseless assumptions can easily strike a sore spot, even if you yourself mean them as some sort of twisted joke. In which case, you should be prepared to deal with any kind of response to begin with.

He would snap his fingers at the attempts at puns that kept coming. ''I thought it was supposed to go on water in the first place.'' Technically speaking, at least. Even though he hardly cared for the subject anyway, and was just tossing back when he was poked at. ''Nah, I don't. Just wanted to be sure I was hearing right.'', he would give Frog a thumbs up with a light grin before he glanced back at 8D. ''Well, that isn't quite my full name for one. Although, what does it matter anyway? I could call myself whatever I want to. Which makes me wonder...who even named you 8D? That's not even an actual word, much less a name. Frog sounds more meaningful in this case, as it actually has a meaning as a spoken word if nothing else.'' As much as it was a question as to who would name their kid after an animal....

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