You asked for it to be at Subway so...(Frog)

Oh what a WONDERFUL feeling it was to be on lunch break. Even though J ran a tight shift at the bar, though come to think of it Kay technically owned it, but he always did give his employees a good hour for lunch. That said... 8D didn't technically need food in order to function or even had any way of digesting it... So the whole endeavor was largely pointless, but it was really the taste that made it worth while to the bot.

Taste was 8D's favorite feeling... With sight as a close second of course. He loved the flavors of the world's foods, from pasta to sushi the mere thought of food made 8D's mouth run watering simulations, no matter what it was! But there was one place that he favored. From it's warm inviting ovens to it's wide and fine selection of toppings. It's soda fountains over flowing with choices, packed from wall to wall with different types of chips... yes there was no doubt in his mind that the finest eatery in all of Endymion...

"Subway! Eat Fresh!" 8D shouted as he stood before the magnificent store, it's neon sign glowing and bathing him in it's unearthly glory. But this subway was special. Why you ask? Well because it opened only for the lunch rush, it was a smaller store but gave bigger portions... And 8D was always the first one in.... And so as he had so many times before he left for his year long journey. 8D reached for the door... But... Something was wrong... the handle was warm... C-could it be that someone had been here already?

"This must be some sort of mistake," With a firm hand and a strong resolve 8D pushed the doors to the small store open and took a dramatic step inside. His eyes glowed with menacing red light as he scanned the store looking for any traces of someone being here before him. The first thing his scan recognized as what appeared to be residue left behind by the very particular type of plastic used in Subway carry out bags. Hmmm From the drag marks it seemed whoever was there was in a hurry. Skid marks... obviously they tossed their sandwich on the table (Such disrespect) and quickly removed it from its bag and wrapping, downing it rather quickly, most likely only had a few minutes for lunch... This would have been a good indication that this person was here and gone before 8D could arrive, had it not been for the lack of crumbs. There was no way the people working here had time to both serve and clean up after someone in the little time they had been open, surely these marks were left from yesterday.

Another booth reveled a left over cup of soda that the pertain must have forgotten, though the amount of mold from the interior and the fact that it was hidden under the table proved that the cup had been there fro quite some time and was not form this morning. Another clue came form the person sitting in a booth enjoying their sub. The most interesting piece of evidence was from the discarded wrapper near the-wait...

8D would look at the man eating his sub and blink twice before letting out an audible gasp and striking an accusatory pose, jutting a finger out at the culprit who dared to think they could get away with this."Aha!"

... He stood in this pose... In utter silence... for a good minute waiting for the man to notice him.

"W-Who are you and how did you get here before me?" 8D pose was starting to make his legs hurt.... BAH! Who needs legs when you have arms like these!-Wait didn't you reverse that quote?-The man who had trespassed on 8D's reign as "First guy at Subway" had yet to notice him... But he did seem to be very engrossed in a heated battle between the forces of evil and sandwich. Which side he was on was unclear, however what was clear was the valiant Sandwich was slain and will be forever mourned in the halls of times. His will be a story of sacrifice and hardship... And a side of chips.

"This is inconceivable! I always get here first, how is it that you bested me?" 8D's grin faltered as he dropped his pose and tried to calm himself... This... This had to be a mistake! Yeah! This was all one bit misunderstanding, and he would get to the bottom of it! "There's just no sub.... WAY you could have gotten here before me! Ehehehe." Perfect joke.

"Please do not speak with your mouth full! I can't underSAND WICH words you're trying to say! Eheheh!" ANOTHER ZINGER! Oh 8D is on FIRE today. Nothen can stop the Pun master blaster tonight boys! Watch out! WEOOOOO! But this was no time for jokes... This was a time for action, for investigation, For HONOR! "Though fine, I will accept that you where here first and calm down. Though I must know, who are you? I at least must know who it is who bested me at Subway." 8D pointed an accusatory finger at frog as his robotic eyes glowed a warning red.

"So I can prevent it from happening again... Ma names 8D by the way! Nice ta meet cha new friend!" 8D's accusatory point turned into a friendly handshake in record time as his hard glare shifted into a happy grin. "Sorry for startling ya! Ehehe"

"LE GASP!" 8D was taken aback by the utter BOLDness of this "Frog" Fellow-Frog?... A bit on the nose don't you think? Ehehehe- He dare reject the sacred hand of friendship!? This was unheard of! Truly whoever this man was he was not one to be trifled with. Between his "Getting To Subway Faster Then 8D Dose" powers and his ability to reject the power of friendship... Was there nothing this man could do. "Dang... Well I got... TOAD! Ehehehe. And if you won't forgive, will you settle for a threegive? I'd even go as low as a twogive, Ehehehe!" it was obvious that his jokes had an effect on this "Frog"... They were 8D's best weapon here, and only chance of survival.

"And if you aren't going to accept my apology then I'm afraid I'm going to have to..." 8D paused as his eyes flared a dark red...


AHA! Politeness! Even a foe this powerful could never withstand the pure unbridled power of raw politeness!

"Give in! My jokes are unmatched in all the nine realms! Every PUNch line is perfect, every set up PUNbelievably timed! Eheheh! I am eQUIPed to handle any situation with the perfect retort! Ehehehe!" 8D was pushing his limits... Soon his pun processor would overheat! But he was so close, this Frog was no match for his jokes! His witty remarks were far to powerful to be ignored! Today he would make a friend, or die trying...

"Ehehe! I knew you would come around!" 8D's eyes returned to normal as he threw a friendly arm around Frog's shoulders. "Come one! Let me buy you a cookie or some chips to make up for being so standoffish! It's the least I can do to make it up to you my fine amphibian."  8D let out a hearty laugh as he would try to lead Frog to the counter. 8D could tell this was the start of a -Wild ehehe- fast food based friendship! He would make sure of that.... ehehe.

"PUNctual? EHEHEHE! I like this guy! He's got Jokes! Ehehehe! And you're right! We can't waist time, we gatta HOP on out of here! Ehehehe!" 8D was staring to lose his god damn mind at this point. This Frog guy was pretty cool! Laughed at his clearly genius jokes and obviously knew a good sandwich when he saw one. Though the Chicken Teriyaki was not 8D's go to, that was a Tuna with everything but black olives and Tomato with a splash of vinegar, it was a very respectable choice.

"Not to have a chocolate CHIP on my shoulder, but if sandwich boy doesn't have come back soon he's macadamiaNOT gunna have a job much longer!" 8D held up the corresponding cookie to each of his puns as he slapped a few bucks on the counter and reached around to grasp the cookies and handed one to Frog before bursting into a fit of laughter and dancing towards the door.

"Ehehehe! Well It seems my lunch break is over!" 8D laughed as he kicked the door open and breathed the fresh afternoon air. If he was gunna make it to his next thread in time he had to get going! "It was a pleasure to meet you Frog but I must take my leave! Ehehe. I have a feeling that we'll meet again some day soon."

8D let out a bellowing laugh as he walked down the boardwalk and disappeared into the crowds.

(Exit Ehehe)