Arch-Enemy Tryouts (open)

The park located in down town San Malarus is normally very crowded with children playing and couples romancing. The park being a public space, it is more often then not the location of get together and grass roots movements. This means people sitting behind card tables handing out fliers or begging for signatures isn't that odd of a sight here. What would be odd, is a man behind a card table without a single other person within sight. The man in question sat behind a table with a big sign next to it.



The young man sighed as he slumps slightly in his chair, but perks up once he sees someone approach,"Hey! Do I have a great opportunity for you! How would you like to be my arch enemy! The man ran his mouth faster then you can really catch. Despite his best efforts however, the passer by simply continued on his marry way," And you're ignoring me like the last fifteen jerk offs that passed by my table.... You know how hard it was to reserve this spot?... Not very but I still had to talk to like... three people for like... a couple minutes... You could at least give me the time of day..."

He slumped back into his chair and sighed... he looks sad...

Damasu was bit tired from attempting a few demonic rituals. While walking out in the cold really wasn't his thing, he was fine as long as he had his sweater and some long pants, so he decided that taking a walk through the park might be a good idea to clear the mind a bit and relax. You see people there do some interesting stuff at times.
Damasu was leisurely passing by the card tables, trying to think what he could do differently to affect the rituals, when a sign caught his attention. Out of all the other tables, this one was pretty isolated, with the only person near it being a man, seeming slightly depressed, sitting right behind the table while holding a curious sign saying something about Arch-Enemies and stuff. Damasu didn't regard that as strange, seeing as his mindset is quite... Peculiar. At least, it is so when it comes to determining if something's strange or not. Curious, he decided to ask the guy behind the table.
"Mister, mister! What is this? Why do you need a nemesis? Why are you trying so hard to the point where you need to sit around in a park, holding a sign? Why is it that blood becomes purple over time from its red coloration?", Damasu started asking, simply to try and test how the man would react and determine if he was worth talking to or not.

Jack was beginning to lose hope. Was it to much to ask for someone to hate him unconditionally and want to kill him? He's hateable... He'd hate him... But Nooooo. Jack sighed and began to beat his head against his table. Maybe if he slammed his head down hard enough someone would come and try to kill him. Around the third pound he was knocked out his trance by an inquisitive voice. Jack took a moment to file the "If I hit my head hard enough all my dreams will come true" thought in the deep reassesses of his mind

Slowly he looked up at the guy and let a glimmer of hope enter his soul," Well hello there Mr.HappyQuestions... Well to answer your questions in order, this is an interview desk for the prestigious roll of my arch nemesis. I need a nemesis because every hero of justice needs an evil fiend who wants to kill him. Because I was board of sitting at home. And.... Science?" Jack smiled and sat up straight and held a flier out to the odd man," So what do you say? Are you interested?"

This guy didn't look evil. But hey. Dont judge a book by it's cover right?

Damasu didn't feel much enthusiasm coming from the man. Maybe he was just bored from sitting for so long. After all, even Damasu himself would probably get bored from sitting for a while. The whole "Archenemy" idea, while not initially very attractive, maybe guaranteed some enjoyment just for the sake of playing bad guy, as the villains are usually the ones to bathe in blood and look cool while doing it.
"Hm... I might. But first, show me you yourself are worthy of being a hero! Or an... Uh... Anti-villain? Whatever is it you're aiming for. If you can't make my jaw drop and be crushed by its own weight due to excessive gravitational force, I'll abandon your petty soul to die here at the beaks of a few crows. Alright? Nyahaha.~", Damasu said, trying to get into the villain train right away. Of course, he wouldn't play mastermind against a lackluster pawn of justice; so, while not really sounding like so, he was quite serious about his challenge towards the hero.

Jack sat in awe. This man, this strange man was perfect. He talked fast... Dressed darkly. had a really good evil laugh and mannerisms. He was cocky... that was for sure, but it was how he was cocky... He obviously saw himself as an embodiment of evil... A Lord Zed type of bad guy. Jack was impressed. This guy wanted to see Jack's dedication to Justice... Fine... Jack would show him justice...

Jack jumped back from his table landing a few feet back,"Defending the world from the shadows that plague it at every turn! We heroes fight against the stand against the darkness that threatens the lives of every man woman and child of this world!" Jack, in one fluid motion, pulled his coat and shirt off. Underneath he wore a red jumpsuit with a velvet trim. As if he pulled it from the very ether, Jack donned a red full helmet. Now in his full garb, Jack struck a heroic pose and pointed towards the sky in defiance.

"So long as there is one soul in our world seeks justice, we shall not die. So long as one soul in our world refuses to give in to the vile temptations of villainy, we shall not die!," Jack brought his hand down to point directly at Damasu," If you serve the evil forces the threaten our peaceful world then I shall stand to defeat you at every turn!" Jack brought his hand to his chest and struck one final pose.

"With the force of a Chariot! I Shall Fight for the soul within! Neo Featherman Ranger Red!"

Jack stood for a moment and looked at the man and waited.

Damasu stared at the man, holding an indifferent smile throughout the whole... "Show". It seems like this one actually knew how to play. Maybe... It would be a good choice to at least try.
"Okay, that was pretty good. But... I'd replace some words to make it sound better, you know? Like replace all the "good guy" words with evil words. And all the evil words with good guy words. If you catch my drift.", Damasu said. He'd have to start right away if he wanted to become a villain, right?
"Although... I might want to go through "Trial Mode" first. You know, to get a gist of things before your skull rests upon my wall for all eternity.", Damasu said, chuckling slightly after saying that. His sometimes-childish traits demand for a nice play-along once in a while, so this opportunity was perfect. Even more if he was allowed to actually play bad guy.

Jack was impressed to say the least, most people would ether laugh and walk away, or laugh and roll on the ground. This guy on the other hand seemed to get it. Jack sat back at his desk, not bothering to remove the helmet. After shuffling through a few papers, Jack seemed to find the one he was looking for.," Alright then, let's start with a few questions to see if you are the right kind of evil for me. I mean after all not every villain is right for every hero," Jack motioned for the man to take a seat, regardless if he took a seat or not Jack would begin the interview.

" Please state you name, and answer the fallowing question as best you can. Yiu have just arrived in a new peaceful town, the birds are chirping and people are milling about enjoying their peaceful lives. What do you do first?"