Mon beau café (Open)

Ashure walked along the street, she walked past people, ignoring the looks they were giving towards her ears, tail, and the fact that she was holding two bags one filled to the top with dounuts, the other with cake slices, she squeezed the bags, sending one of the two sweets out of them and she took a bite as soon as they got to her face. Each step she took she bounced a little, the entire thing seemed extremely alien. Suddenly she stopped, she was standing near a cafe and the sent of coffee filled her entire robotic body. She turned and went inside the cafe almost on a dime, as soon as she was inside her entire system was filled with a large amount of notifications. Many different people were inside, many of said people were on their own devices, then she noticed her database had connected to the internet of the cafe. Most of the people were drinking a dark colored liquid, she quickly scanned her database and found out it was a caffeinated drink called coffee. She quickly ran to the counter, still holding the two bags, and stared at the barista working with the coffee, she looked as if it was something completely out of this world as the human turned the beans into a liquid.

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Ashure had finished ordering her coffee, when she realized she couldn't actually consume drinks. So she put in an extremely large amount of sugar into it and sat down and looked at her reflection in it. She felt a weird jolt in her side, as she looked at herself, it felt almost sad. It was as if someone were to start crying, but instead, nobody did. She then stuck out her tongue and licked the drink, her entire body sprang up out of chair and landed back down, and she was staring wide eyed forward.

Ashure looked up at her and smiled, tilting her head slightly. Then she set both of the bags on the table and licked the coffee again, this time not jumping as much, but she still left her chair. Then she giggled a little. "Are you kidding? This stuff so haaaaamazing! How can I get enough of it? Cause I can't! Hehe~" She licked it once again, and her body shivered.

She looked up from her coffee, a slow and small grin formed over her lips as she looked at the girl named Batilde. "Ashure, like the pudding, I'm known across the world for my renown creation of..... Life! Ashure stood up from her chair, spun around twice, and out of her right sleeve came a sleeping rbit, letting out a small 'mugu...' as it snored. "Aha! Jesteś urocza głupcze! It is not just a mere robot, it has to ability to...Feel!" As Ashure spoke her voice rang with an odd medieval warrior like voice, and she held the rbit as if it was a god in her palm. "Ecce!" She almost yelled as she threw the rbit in the air, and it landed back on the table with a small sound. The small rabbit's shot open, then jumped up and down, it's ear flailing like arms. "Mugu! Mugu!! Muguuuu!" Ashure's eyes stared almost entirely on the rbit as the entire scene went down, but she was still moving her arms and body around like some dramatic actor.

Ashure then sat down, realizing her prank wasn't working out well, she let out a little sigh, moving her attention back on Batilde, the rbits body language and movements slowly lost personality and it started to make more normal non-sporadic movements. "Darwin Renald Eduardo Madoka Aurora Cassiopia Ahb Posion Nicodemius IXI. Or X for short, she hates humans and chocolate~" Ashure tilted her head at the comment and smiled, holding her hands together to prop her head up as she did the action.

Ashure glared at Batilde, as if she had said some horrific thing, that could offend even the most normal of humans. "Comment dare you! X is gender fluid! She can use female or male pronouns, truly you're rude!" The small rbit then glared at Batilde as well, almost on an cue.

Ashure slammed her hand down on the table, making a large sound and making everything on it bounce up in the air for a few seconds. "Wasn't your intention! You assume her gender and then pretend like you don't realize your mistake?! These actions are so reckless, they could cause an outrage! An outrage!" Then, out of her left sleeve came a bag of chocolate. "Tadaa! Gotcha! No outrage here! I was simply making a scene for the sake of...Expectativa!" Once again Ashure put her body in a dramatic pose, two roses coming out of her sleeves, and she threw them at Batilde. "You were amazing too darling! So very expectativa! Super expectativa! C'est expectativa!"

Ashure yawns, as if Batilde's statement was so out of reason that she offended her, X yawning with her. "Liiiike I care~ But I guess you're from France am I wrong Batilde-kun? I heard they have killer crepes there literally! In an article I read, it says many humans die from crepes each year, I must learn the recipe for this womenslaughtering pastry!~" Ashure then put her hands on her cheeks, as her 'mind' wandered off to dreams of pudding water, and coffee rain, and doughnut mountains. Then she imagined a crepe killer, killing thousands of people a year with chocking. "I bet France is a magical place~"