This is Some Bullshit![Telos]

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It was a decent afternoon that day, Ava was just sitting around minding her own business that sunny afternoon. Everything was the picture perfect ideal of some kind of fantasy novel you'd tell to your kids at night to make them feel like the world was a fuzzy and warm and safe place that everybody just loved to be inside didn't they.

...Except it was certainly far from that.

As Ava laid back, sitting down somewhere in the middle of one of the dirt paths on the side so she would not be hit by any of the incoming traffic. Some asshole had the very intelligent idea of speeding past her on his ATV. Suddenly, the young woman had been met with a sudden splash of mud and dirt covering most of her upper body as some tard sped at probably 30MPH on his ATV. The young mans bimbo girlfriend shrieking at the top of her lungs on how "alive" she felt.

UGH!YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET BACK HERE!

At first, Ava would attempt to chase after the ATV herself, but alas she would fall face first into some mud. Seething with anger and frustration worse than the average user on /b. She would get up and attempt to wipe it off of her face, barely succeeding.

Ugh..This can't possibly get any worse.

Subject: Re: This is Some Bullshit![Telos] Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:47 pm

That was when Henry showed up with at least 2 whole murders of crows behind him.
"Shiro... nail them!" He yelled, trusting his crow to catch the speed limit offender with their latest plan of attack:
Each crow had a nail carefully held in their mouths so as to not injure themselves. At Henry's signal, all of them would bombard the upcoming road with nails, Henry figuring that more likely than not, this would work.
And it did. Spectacularily. The ATV skidded out of control, magnificently (and miraculously upright) stopped.
Seeing that done, Henry yelled at Shiro to have the crows mob the doors of the ATV so that the offenders wouldn't make a run for it, causing a cloud of black feathers to surround the ATV.
Then he heard someone complain, and turned twoards the source, a woman covered in mud.
"Sorry I couldn't stop them earlier, miss. Don't worry, I stopped them DEAD in their tracks. Are you hurt anywhere?" He asked her.

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Ava had been ruminating at the fact that her clothes were horribly messed up, to make matters worse mud had found its way into some rather uncomfortable places such as her shoes. Leaving her a sort of "wet mess" on the street right now, then something happened that practically blew her mind away.

A legion of motherfucking crows was attacking the ATV that had sped past her for some unknown reason that did not make any sense, conveniently after a man shouted for some thing named Shiro to attack. The entire sight baffled Ava worse than waifu interests of half of New arcana, as a man seemed to approach her asking if she was fine. Tch. I didn't ask for any help you know.The woman would make a horribly disgruntled face as she would cross her arms, frustrated. What's it to you anyway?

Subject: Re: This is Some Bullshit![Telos] Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:53 pm

"Man, that is one heckuva rude chick." Macabre said.
"Hey now. I'm a cadet. It's my job!" Henry said, shrugging.

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Attempting to get rid of the mud that was on her proved futile, it was a utter mess that was all over her at the moment and attempting to wipe it off without anything just made things even worse. Then came the man's introduction of how he as a cadet, a cadet huh? Oh dear irony, I was just about to join the cadets as well. I didn't know they suddenly could command crows too. Ava would sigh as she kept her arms folded and had a rather frustrated look on her face at the entire situation. So, what made you happen to be around here at the "right time".The tattood disaster would paraphrase "right time" with her fingers.

Subject: Re: This is Some Bullshit![Telos] Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:48 pm

"Nah, as far as i'm aware, only me." Henry said on the comment about the crows.
"As for what I was doing here... I was chasing them." Henry said, pointing his thumb towards the ATV.
"There had been complaints all morning around here of something making a hell of a noise, and this was it. Being the closest one to the site of the complaints, they sent me." Henry explained.

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That's pretty....Unusual to be honest. Ava may have been alot of things, but a guy who could apparently manipulate a horde of fucking crows into a thread was even more unusual than all over her combined. ....You know, I can understand if they sent you to deal with the source of a noise, but don't you think attacking someone with a horde of crows is a bit much?Ava couldn't necessarily speak for herself, after all she was certainly capable of going far more extreme than this boy in the first place. Though it just seemed like an odd means of attempting to deal with a situation as a cadet, albeit a creative one. Well it was mostly that dumbass over there with his girlfriend who is just about louder than a freakin shrieking baboon.Ava would gesture over to them, the couple panicking horribly at the moment of the black plague harassing them right now.

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