Finally some relaxation. A non canon open thread with Lupin and Triboulet.

Lupin was sitting on one of those beach flip chairs underneath a yellow and purple umbrella just drinking some tasty apple juice while wearing black shorts, Just enjoying to glorious sunlight and the sound of the peaceful waves enjoying the fact that all of this is non-canon so he could probably do as much stupid shit as he wants. Like break the fourth wall or walk up to Lisa and ask her out. Anything is possible. But Lupin didn't care for that at the moment, for now, he just wants to relax and catch some rays with his persona Triboulet.

That's right baby did you think he was alone, Nah fam Triboulet is next to Lupin with his own deck chair but something about him looks different. Instead of Triboulet's usually black and dark grey robes, his robes are now red with a Hawaiian flower pattern on it. Instead of his purple jester shoes, he now got sandals which reveal Triboulet's shriveled up old man feet. Yeah, eyes up towards his mask buddy if you don't want to get scared. Triboulet has a straw is just drinking a can of Fanta, relaxing like Lupin just enjoying the fact this is non canon meaning he won't get sliced by cadets or some stupid shit like that. Hell maybe Triboulet could make friends with some of the cadets, yeah he can make a day out of it. Just talk to the people who want to purge him from existence so they can feel good about their queen.

Lupin had just finished a whole 2-liter bottle of apple juice he then turned to Triboulet and said to him with a happy tone. "This place is amazing. it has a nice beach, lovely breeze, hanging out with those close to me, no consequences for my actions, life is good here.

Triboulet nods in agreement. "You said it Lupin, I can be out and about, with no one wanting to hurt me."

Lupin then decided to say this horrible idea. "The only thing that can make this day any
better is that Lisa shows up."

Triboulet chuckled as he said to Lupin. "Dude that's whats making our vacay so good, I don't have to put up with her. Why do you even like her Lupin? No seriously what makes her so attractive to you? She seems like rich trash"

Lupin said with a simple retort. "Unlike most rich people she has to earn her spot."

Triboulet gave another chuckle/ "You just want that money admit it."

Lupin starts to laugh. "Haha no but that helps, thats for sure, you mind tossing me a fanta Triboulet?"

Triboulet then pulled a can out of the cooler and tossed it to Lupin.

Lupin then caught it, "Thanks Triboulet, well aside from that, nothing can go wrong. I got you at my side this is going to be the best vacay ever."

Triboulet then raised a 2-liter apple juice bottle and said to Lupin. "I will drink to that Lupin."

The two started to drink. Yeah, today is going be a good day for these two.

Chair that Lupin and Triboulet have:

"What the hell is that? What the hell are you doing?"

Raphael was in utter shock to see some sort of creature or thing of the sort that was next to lupin. He recognized the boy, but what he wasn't expecting was that he had access to a persona as well. It kind of bothered him just a little bit that he didn't notice at first. But then again, how was he supposed to?

"Lupin.... there is a creature next to you... whatever you do.. don't panic...."

Lupin turned his head towards to Raphael and greeted him. "Oh hey Mr. Gatsby what's up." Lupin just kept smiling throughout Raphael's panic.

Lupin then noticed what appeared to be a lobster crawling up his chair. Lupin jumped a little, "Yikes, why is there a lobster trying to crawl up to me!?!" Lupin picked up tossed it towards the ocean and quickly turned to Triboulet. "Triboulet do you want to take care of that." Triboulet got off his chair sighing. "Sure I suppose we need something to eat."

Triboulet then gave the lobster an ominous stare and proceed to hit it with a hot Agi.

Action:

Misses the lobster if 1

Random number (1,10) :

4

Regardless of that result, Lupin reaches over to the cooler pulls out a can of Fanta. I am serious he can't get enough of that stuff, he loves oranges.

He then turned to Raphael with a soft drink in hand. "Hey Mr. Gatsby, while my persona prepares some lobster for us, do you want a drink while you wait?"

Lupin knowing this is non-canon thread wasn't afraid of the consequences of his actions while on Isle de Fillér he was safe as far as he was concerned.

Elemental property discovered!

Lobster - Level ??:

A tall man, blonde hair, black and red jumpsuit looking somewhat like a cooking apron, whistled as he walked around the beach, holding over his one shoulder an old and disheveled full-sized hot-dog stand, colored red and yellow like mustard and ketchup, or a perfectly balanced meal. Confused by the lack of people running up to buy hot-dogs from him, he continued onwards. Maybe it wasn't lunchtime yet on Filler, he wouldn't know. It was always a time for a balanced meal in his eyes, which sometimes made it difficult to remember exactly when or what was going on around him.

Suddenly, something he saw made him stop in his tracks.


It was some young boy, gulping down 2 litres of juice like it was nothing, then moving on to drink even more sparkling juice. It was disgusting, it was abhorrent, but most of all, it meant this boy could most likely fit his entire cart-worth of hot-dogs into that grinder of his that he called a stomach. But that was not all. A lobster, as red as ketchup and/or blood, was crawling back out of the ocean after an explosion, carrying a knife in its pincer. Now lobsters were already upsetting. He'd lost plenty-a-customer to lobster attacks in the past, so he was well aware of the danger they posed. He had to act fast lest he lose this new customer as well!

Throwing the hot-dog stand up into the air towards the lobster, he jumped up as well, kicking down on the stand to smash it down upon the animal. The ground exploded upon the force of the impact, leaving shards of molten glass around the hot-dog stand that was still strangely intact.

Ironfist turned towards Lupin and Raphael. "Run, this won't hold it for long!"

Got DAMN. It sure was hot today. It was probably cause Yuri was at a beach while still wearing his usual outfit. There was lots of sand in his shoe, which really sucked. It made him want to commit genocide. However... He felt a disturbance in the force. Or more rather, it was the sight of a fiery explosion in front of him that told him something was off. Lupin and some guy fighting a lobster with a knife. Damn, that shit sucked. He couldn't believe Lupin was actually a Cadet all along, he was literally crying and shaking rn. Though, that lobster seemed pretty dangerous, too. "Lupin... What are you doing?" His voice was outsounded by the wave of fire somehow redirecting itself right back at Lupin. What the fuck. How did it do that. It appeared this was a demon, not an ordinary lobster. Damn, that shit sucked. The shackled would have clanged to the ground, but instead they just fell muffled into sand. (Joke explained: Sand does not make clanging noises.) Walking forward, just behind Lupin, the aura of his Stand finally took shape, just before a hotdog stand crashed onto his target. Damn, that sucked. He would not run from this battle. Only five year old girl would run from something as silly as a lobster. An adult with supernatural abilities could definitely destroy it. That probably crushed 「Lobster」 was still in his range, though, just about five metres.[/color] "「ROGZIEL」!" The Stand spoke to Hot Dog Man. "Mooove. You're in my way. I'm going to kill it." It lifted the stand with Hog Dog Man on top of it, placing it to the side of the crater it made. They were met with the sight of the lobster still moving, gripping the knife even more angrierly. Rogziel's metal arm reached forward to grasp the lobster firmly, attempting to crush its shell with sheer force. Against such an obviously powerful enemy, this would probably not work, but they needed to remove its 「Armour」 lest their attacks get reflected right back. Yuri felt as if something was about to give. "The armour! I'm breaking it! I'm going to do it! I've already won!" Unfortunately, it appeared Yuri had forgotten one of the most important rules in anime fights. Never announce your victory before it happens with absolute certainty, definitely over without any doubt. The lobster simply stared back, as the sound of a piano playing in the distance grew louder. The lobster could not speak, but its gaze clearly meant "You thought you had won? You've made one great oversight. You didn't restrain my claw. And this knife? It is my Stand!" With a flick of the wrist, Rogziel, and thus Yuri's left hand came flying off. "Uwhoooaaaaaa! Everyone! The knife is its Stand! You have to watch out! We still don't know what it's capable of!" he shouted while falling at an extremely slow speed because talking is a free action and you are allowed to make speeches over very small segments of time without interruption.

Action:

Stats:

With the severance of Rogziel's hand, the lobster was freed, softly landing back on the sands. Its carapace creaked and shifted back into its proper place, a cacophony of painful noises accompanying the every motion of the shell.
It felt nothing, staring forward with dead, angry eyes.

Slowly, the lobster scuttled forward, brandishing its knife with a bloody gleam as its blood coated form glittered in the sunlight.

Lobster - Level ??:

"Sabaton! FIRE FOR EFFECT!" A loud boom shook the beach, sand billowing up as an oversized tank shell crashed into the lobster exploding on impact. The origin of this shell? A tank, painted army camo green, roughly five metres away from the lobster. With a bellow of smog from tis exhaust the tank drove forth, treads gripping on the loose sand. Another boom as another shell was fired hopefully adding onto the damage, if any, done by the prior shell.

The tank came to a slow stop next to the others as the hatched open and out climbed a very muscular figure. This figure was, obviously, a girl and as was to be expected form someone at a beach she was wearing something appropriate. A white tank top worn and plain blue swimming trunks formed her attire, with a pair of swimming googles pulling it all together. This figure jumped from the tank, landing upon the sand her prosthetic limb reflecting the rays of the sun.

"At last I have found you! You vile beast! You may have taken my hand before but you shall not escape me this time! Have at you「Knvies Out」!" With a snap of her fingers her stand opened fire, unloading not only its main cannon but every other gun it had. The advantage of your Stand being bound to a vehicle was that you had, luckily, the ability to allow said vehicle to autonomously control itself. Eryka posed, her prosthetic left arm cover her right eye as her other arm was wrapped around her torso to the left.

Stand name:「Sabaton」
Stand User: 「Eryka」

Lupin ended up getting hit with his own attack, that's never fun, but thankfully due to the fact that Triboulet can't be set on fire Lupin and Triboulet are naturally resistant, if the two wanted to they could walk through flames. If that isn't hot I don't know what is.

Of course, Lupin was a little startled by what has occurred, Yuri showing up showing his stand 「ROGZIEL」a hot dog man slamming a hot dog cart upon the foul creature and Eyrka showing up with a tank. Shooting the lobster, and the little bastard with the knife still isn't dead. Or at least Lupin thinks. "Oh hell no I am going to eat some god damn lobster." Lupin changed into his usual terrorist outfit, okay that's a lie. its actually a variation of his terrorist outfit, his summer terrorist outfit depicts sunset on the beach, to help give that summer feel. He still has his signature half melted mask.

Triboulet jumped back towards Lupin and began talking to its user. "Okay so the little bastard can reflect fire attacks any bright ideas?" Lupin turned to Triboulet,

"Yes I got one, it might work but we need to lure it towards some more sand." Lupin then turned his attention towards everyone, "guys, I have a plan but Triboulet and I need your help we need you lot to bury this lobster in the sand, now I know that won't do anything on its own, I do have an idea that might help." Lupin then turned back to Triboulet and pointed at the sand. Triboulet nodded and proceeds to pick up 7 cubics ton of sand and dump it on the lobster. Lupin bright idea went into action.

Lupin used his soul skill mad resolve to inflict fire damage onto the sand. Lupin mask melting but instead of revealing his face it shows off a pitch black void with gas and fire coming out. Hopefully, if this works the sand will transform into some glass creating a prison for the lobster.

Sand turns into glass if heated enough.

Action:

inflict panic if 3

Random number (1,10) :

3

Epic boss music:

All held still. A glassy layer coated the sands, the grains melted and fused by the heat that had been desperately poured unto it. The lobster couldn't be seen, buried as it was under a great mass of sand.
It seemed they'd done it.


The sand burst.


The glass layer rocketed skyward, propelled by the motion of the sands it had rested on, becoming a twinkling star above the sandstorm that raged below. The outline of a crustaceous figure with a glinting blade could be seen in the raging stands, angered further by the foolishness of the jester.
Somehow, it had emerged unscathed, the weak spray of flame not powerful enough to reach through the overwhelming volume of the beach's sands that had been dumped on it. Even the shells of 「Sabaton」 had done little to it, doing little more than displace sections of its carapace that had already moved back into place.

One pincer wound up for a swing, and cut thrice, sending three overlapping blades of air soaring upward into the sky with「Knives Out」.

The distant shattering of glass was all that could be heard before translucent shards rained from the sky.

Lobster - Level ??:

At this point, each and every action was a fact beyond disbelief. The only thing that Raphael could do was act like an innocent bystander as the creature that was underLupin's control did battle with a lobster. That very same lobster had some kind of reflection power and the fire seemed to bounce off it as if it was immune. Now, Raphael saw what happened when someone resisted fire, but not when someone reflected it.  So the entire scene itself looked like an awkward case of fireworks.

"Are you sure that you know what you are doing? It seemed like the lobster evolved to handle fire since the only thing that people can do in order to make it edible is burn the darn thing alive. I mean, there are other ways, but to truly get rid of th3e bacteria that has killed people in the past when improperly handled......."

As he continued to think about the possibilities of an awakened potential lobster, or demonic lobster, a man with hotdogs seemed to come to their rescue?

"Huh? Is this muscular hot dog guy about to try to do something?"

Raphael had no clue, he was simply going through the motions and watching as this scene unfold. There were other people coming along and deep down inside, Raphael regretted this. He regretted coming to the beach, even if only the idea of dying to an unbeatable lobster didn't satisfy him. I mean hey, that shell could be in his museum for all that he cared to do, but this looked like one giant mess.

"You mind if I step back a bit? This is starting to look dangerous and you people are switching between regular means of handling this and supernatural powers. How about you just find another lobster to deal with it? They fall in love and swim away? Did we try everything else so far? Oh, but what if they breed and make an army of themselves...."

Lupin had come to a realization. there was no way of killing this lobster, nope it didn't seem conceivable, but however, this has presented a great idea to Lupin. Since this lobster was in a murderous mood, Lupin could use it to overcome his rivals. By letting stabby deal with them.

Lupin started to converse with this godforsaken lobster. "if you want blood I know someone who has plenty of it to spare." Lupin then quickly turned to Triboulet and whispered to him. "Quick look on new arcana, to see if Isla regenerates." Triboulet pulls out a tablet device and starts looking through the plot threads for Endymion. Triboulet then found Lisa's awakening thread.

Thread that Non canon Lupin is looking at:

Lupin turned to the lobster. "Hey Mr. Lobster have you heard about Isla Lamecia, I heared she is acting cocky at the fact that she can't be killed. She is eating a whole bunch of Lobster too? do you want to go see if you can take her out?"

Lupin then started to run towards his stuff frantically trying to pack it up. "Feck it Triboulet grab everything you have were leaving." After those gather everything they started to leave.

Lupin exits.

"Huh? I thought you were a hero of justice or something? So you are going to pick a fight with this apparently unkillable lobster and turn around and try to run away? You already pissed it off, what if it attacks me? I'm basically defenseless here. "

Raphael complained a lot about this, but he had a good reason. This was practically a thing that was probably the strongest demon that he ever came across. It was a good reason for him to want to take a back seat when it came to having to deal with it, not wanting to deal with any more trouble than he needed to. Raphael was methodical, but he was lazy. It had to be higher than 70% to his benefit to start acting on something at the drop of the dime, there had to be a takeaway that could help him in the end. But joining this fight was not one of those things.

He also got a chance to see what the others could do, even if it was minor. It was good information for him, not like he was going to share it with anyone else. He wanted to know what he was dealing with when he was dealing with them. Now, he finally knew of one of the strongest creatures to ever exist in Endymion.

A god damned lobster.

"Well, this was easy enough to take me off the seafood diet for quite some time. "

Everyone in the thread gains 1 shell. People with Confidants in this thread gain 2 shells.