Its not what it looks like I swear. (A non canon open thread with Lupin and Triboulet)

Since this whole Summer event was filler that takes place on a beach. it's pretty obvious what needs to be done. Hot spring spying, now the question is how does Lupin go about getting recruits for his little endeavor. Seeing as this a non-canon thread he could be as scummy as he pleases or maybe not. This is probably not going to be the worst thing he could do. But that's not the point damn it.

The point is to get some help sneaking into the hot springs. So Lupin did the only thing that would guarantee that he get help. He and Triboulet got several pieces of wood to make a sign that no one would miss. Then he got some paper and wrote something on it.

The big and obvious sign:

Now Lupin has to wait and see if anyone comes or if he is on his own. Bah, I am sure people will come.

Just after having stapled his hand back on, the Yurinator noticed that big ol' sign. Damn, hopefully it wasn't that Lobster again, that shit sucked. 'I am running.' And indeed he was. After four minutes and twenty-nine seconds he had finally arrived at the location. "Lupin! This island is a domain of powerful demons! Everyone is in terrible danger! Where is the current threat? I shall obliterate it!" Despite looking around, he didn't see anything. The only big and powerful demon around was Lupin, the most powerful and well written character of all time, the only one capable of defeated the ultimate evil, Isla herself, and also Satan.

You would be forgiven for believing nobody present when our hero entered the scene. They were unremarkable, often overlooked, and ever passed over in favour of the other residents of the isle. But none were braver than they, none more valorous and devout, and none had done more service in the name of the Isle de Fillér. They were the unsung hero of this summer island where dreams came true, the proudest defender of its people.
And so, when they saw the sign warning of a powerful demon, they knew they had to act, moving swiftly over the sands to thwart the villain that would terrorise this peaceful place.

Across the isle they made their tracks, covering the distance swiftly in spite of the limits of their form, pushing toward the meeting point to meet their fellow defenders.

And soon, they would find the duo that would aid them in their destined duty.


With a look of determination scuttled up the most heroic looking crab either man had ever seen, firearm in claw and ready to mete justice unto those that would violate the spirit of this place.

"Well since it doesn't look like anyone else is going to show up, I guess I will start explaining in detail." Lupin then transformed into his summer terrorist outfit. Its the same as his normal terrorist outfit except the stripes are colored red for the upper area yellow for the middle area and blue for the lower area, creating a sunset pattern on his outfit. Lupin then summoned Triboulet to help explain. "OK quick status update on the demon problem we might be dealing with two of them." Triboulet then pulled out two pictures of very different demons with their names on the photos.

The Demons we are totally hunting:

Yep the 2nd demon:

Triboulet then explained to the other two what does "demons" are planning to do. "These two are currently disguised as humans and are planning to something that will cause mass hysteria, judging by one of their shapes, I think its pretty clear cut what that demon wants to do, but the other one Ralsinny, I am not sure what he wants in all of this, but Lupin and I definitely saw the two talk to each other. They are planning something, from what we could hear it was about hitting up the hot spring. I want to make sure they're not doing anything that would get anyone killed. But we know demons so I doubt they're doing anything good." Lupin is now starting to hope the demons really were there because now if the crab found out he and Triboulet were lying Lupin could kiss his life goodbye. This crab clearly surpasses Isla in raw power. Hell if Isla and satan had a child who had both of their power combined would not be able to defeat this crab. Now Lupin is relying on blind luck to save his ass.

Damn, pee pee and fake Larsinny... This was gonna be one tough battle. The pee pee demon was like level seventy or something in SMT IV.  Or maybe not. Either way, that's a lot more levels than what Yuri and Lupin had now. They were probably planning some high impact suggestive violence. After inspecting the photographs Lupin presented, Yuri loudly declared “I, Yuri, will personally end these demons' lives. I hate demons!” He took off running, eventually going out of sight, but soon after came running back. “I'm thirsty, so I'm going to get something to drink first,” taking off running again in the opposite direction. Seven minutes and forty-two seconds later he came running back after drinking an ice cold Fanta beverage. However, it wasn't just any normal Fanta, it was actually just normal orange juice, without carbonation or added sugar. He was extra careful to make sure it wasn't actually normal Fanta so he didn't get sick and die instantly. Gotta watch out for those Fantas, even if they are damn tasty. “Come, Lupin!” The Yuri made his way back forward, eventually finding a mysterious liquid on the ground. “Lupin, do you think this is a sign of that demon? That one. It also possible someone just dropped their ice cream. I don't want to touch it, so you do it.” Before the Fanta man would have a chance to respond, however, the fake Larsinny walked out from behind a toilet room. Seeing the probably melted ice cream, it shouted “Gosh dammit! My fricking ice cream! Why did you melt my ice cream while I was pooping?” it screamed in accusation. “I did not touch your ice cream you insufferable shit.” The Yuri ran forward, kicking the fake Larsinny a good twenty metres away. It landed and rolled over on its back, seemingly unable to get up. Looking back at the Fanta man, he instructed to just “Leave it to its fate. Lupin, I have done my share here. I will entrust the killing of the pee pee demon to you.” He already hit that word count, so there wasn't really anything left for him to do. The gamer turned around and began to leave, when he noticed the crab was gone. “Did you see where that crab went? I have a bizarre feeling. It feels like someone has left us. Perhaps even multiple, but we were here alone.” He looked out into the sun of filler, but not directly at it cause it would have blinded him. Such a thing was a waste of time, but it would look good if someone saw him do what he was about to. He picked up a plank, and inscribed the initials of two people he didn't know onto it: “C & N - Their love will be remembered.” It just felt right to stick it onto this island in remembrance, despite the fact that he was really just here for seashells and no one would remember what happened here anyways.

...Well, he had to get going sometime, and he left the marker as was.

After drinking the regular orange juice and watching the Ralsinny get his ass whalloped. Lupin was in a state of shock. Oh shit no they just killed an innocent demon. But Lupin got something of worth out of this. He knows about Yuri's raw power. Like holy hell he just punted that demon like it was nothing. Lupin then told Yuri. "Don't worry I can take on the pee pee demon." after Yuri left to do his own thing Lupin turned to Triboulet. "Holy shit Triboulet I thought that picture of them talking was fake." Triboulet then said. "What you thought I was a god artist. Nah fam I did actually found those two demons talk to each other." Lupin now clearly distress said to Triboulet.

"Holy shit Triboulet we just enabled Yuri to punt a little rabbit across the beach." Triboulet then retorted. "And now we have a secret weapon in the form of Yuri. I am pretty sure the Lamecia's have a private villa somewhere nearby, we can use Yuri to help us in our heist." Lupin's eyes lit up at the idea. Their next object is clear. They're going to rob the Lamecia's summer home. And maybe see Lisa. Oh boy this is going to be great. Lupin and Triboulet heads off to Lupin's secret hammack to prepare for the heist.

Lupin exits