Bathroom Talk

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It would seem like a normal day--scratch that. It was a busy and cumbersome morning for Officer Sally when she had to make the morning commute only to end up taking part of stopping the reporters from flooding the police station. It didn't help when the Cadets showed up, especially that one douchebag with a sword attracting all the attention like some dude from some obscure bland anime. But thankfully the crowd subsided, yet would try again at another time. She would take this time to head to the restroom and at least, gain her bearings. It was tough being an officer of the law.

The whispers of the notorious Psyche-Terrorist slipped through the personnel's mouths as they gossiped over the new hot topic. But not her. There was much work to be done when she was done "attending to her needs". She entered the empty bathroom, taking little mind of her surroundings as she began to turn the nozzle on a nearby sink and began to wash her face to get rid of that awfully annoying ennui.

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The leader of the Platinum Playhouse had been captured said the news. What a shame that was. He caused too much chaos to put away for good, which is why they were here for him today. It was easy to slip into the station with the distraction the press caused, and without a certain someone doing their job.

They acted as they belonged in the station, posing as a police officer which was quite easy with their skills. No one would ever think they didn't belong there at all, sheep led to the slaughter. They entered the bathroom at just the right moment, and found someone else there.

Their footsteps echoed through the desolate bathroom and to the sink next to the police officer where they too turned on the faucet, and began to wash their hands. She did not even get a second glance as the intruder cleaned their hands with warm, soapy water.

"Shocking how many people out there are climbing over each other for a few pictures, isn't it?" The intruder still did not look up, acting bored. Only a little small talk, honey. No one is going to hurt you. Yet.

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"Ugh, yeaaah. I get it's a big thing. But jeez, calm down. It's just some criminal like any other. That crowd's gonna be accident-prone." The woman was just about to finish washing, until somebody spoke to her. But that was normal, there were others here in this station trying to get by in their daily routines. Sally was no different, after all, she worked here. Noticing the nearby paper towel dispenser was empty after drying her face, she frowned in annoyance before beginning to walk towards the air dryer and raise her hands towards the wide nozzle...

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The policewoman turned her back to the intruder, something that she would pay for. The intruder didn't react at all, it wasn't as if anyone suspected they weren't supposed to be there, and they waited until the air dryer turned on. The whine of the dryer would be loud enough to drown out what happened next.

"You can say that again." The intruder's Soulbound appeared in hand as they swung to strike her in the back of the head, and they prepared to catch her if she was knocked unconscious. She wouldn't take any injuries or make a sound at all, no one would ever know.

60 Strike damage

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In one moment, the woman believed she was drying her hands. On the other, she felt a sudden dull pain that immediately enraptured her world into dark just as she uttered a wordless scream... only to have the screech of the hand dryer muffle her voice. Her body went limp, but thankfully the Jest would catch her. Now, they had a body at their disposal...

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That went easier than expected, she couldn't even shout for help. The intruder dragged the dumb bitch into an empty stall and sat her down on the toilet seat, crossing her legs to pick her feet up so no one would see two sets if they happened to walk in. Now it was time for the best part.

The intruder clasped their hand over the woman's mouth, and her palm split open into a gaping maw. A tentacle sprouted from the hole, piercing the roof of her mouth and into her brain, crawling through her gray matter to bring her over to insanity. All of her sense of self would completely disappear as her mind rotted and gave way, and the Seed of Madness took hold in its victim.

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As the tentacle slithered inside her orifice, the officer would shake. Her entire in a series of spasms as the Seed began to sprout inside the very crevices of her mind. Soon the shaking stopped as a wide disturbed smile began to spread across her now featureless face. The body began to rise and slowly pulled the tentacle away. As it did, a guttural sound seemed to choke in her throat before the slimy appendage finally left her mouth. Not of death, but of delight. It was only when the last inch was gone, her lips began to quiver and utter a low giggle. She faced aimlessly towards the Jest, as if waiting for her command...

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So gross, the tendril was absolutely disgusting, but necessary to make everything happen. The intruder picked it up and dropped it in the toilet with a flush. Now they had an obedient little puppet to follow their every command, but with her looking like that it might be a little dangerous to have her seen at all, and with the press around, this could become troublesome.

The intruder produced a make-up mirror and started to get to work, making the girl seem a little more human and not like a slave to insanity, it was amazing what a little blush and a lot of foundation could do. It wouldn’t stop anyone directly talking to her from figuring out she wasn’t all there, but she could at least walk around this way without people screaming and drawing their guns.

“Take out your phone and call who you report to. Tell them that you ate something off and you’re feeling sick to your stomach, and ask to go home to rest and come back to make up your shift in the evening. If anyone asks why you’re laughing, tell them that it helps you with your nausea.”

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The white on her skin and the blank features of her face began to "disintegrate". Soon it was as if nothing had happened to her, save for the giggling that was escaping from her very lips and the blank glazed eyes staring back at her captor. As the Jest intruder listed the commands, she nodded along while pulling out her cellphone. With a few taps across the screen, the dial tone would begin to ring. A barely audible "Hello" could be heard. The woman began to speak into the device, barely keeping herself together. Yet, she would remain somewhat convincing, evidently enough. "He-hello? He-hee--C-Corporal? Y-yes. I-I'm not f-feeling too well t-today... Hee... Must've been rotten... leftovers. C-can I go home and... Heheh... make up shift... tonight instead? I... don't want to... throw up... everywhere... Yes... It helps... with the nausea.... Heheheh... Yes... I will handle... the mess hall. Thank you... Hehehehe..."

The phone slid back into her pockets as the infected officer blankly smiled back at the Jest for any new orders.

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"That's much better than walking around looking like a corpse, this might work after all." The intruder put the make-up mirror away, seeing as how it was no longer needed. Everything was going much better than expected. With the alibi out of the way it was time for the next step of the plan.

"Beautiful. Now take this." They handed over an envelope to the poor, pitiful sheep, white and unmarked. Inside the envelope happened to be a room key for a hotel in Little Tokyo, paid for online with a pre-paid credit card bought with cash, with the room door being outside. You wouldn't need to speak to anyone or be seen at all to get inside. Alongside it were instructions on how to get there and three hundred dollars. It should be enough to get started.

"This too." the intruder handed them a key. "Go to the Metro Station and open the locker number that's on the key. Take what's inside and come back tonight with it, hide from everyone else for the rest of the day and don't answer your phone." Inside that locker hid a gun, a grenade, and a Bead, all inside a to-go takeout container all inside an inconspicuous lunch box. "You're going to serve that envelope and the white box to Our Brother for evening meal time. Except for one thing."

The intruder smiled a malicious grin, this truly was the best part. It was so cruel, so magnificent and disturbing. "You're going to take the grenade inside and leave his cell with it like you normally would. You're going to pull the pin, you're going to hold it to your head, don't let it go for any reason, not if they beat you, not if they shoot you, not if they tackle you to the ground. And you're going to sing "Pop Goes the Weasel". The intruder nodded eagerly, licking their lips. To just imagine that level of depravity was mouth-watering.

"Doesn't that sound fun?"

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As vacant as the infected woman appeared to be, she was listening to what the Jest member ordered her and accepted the envelope and the key. Clear enough, the wider maniacal smile proved her lucidity as she giggled ever so much as she shook in delight for her major role in this show. The joke that was to be had was exquisite. Oh, it would be a delicious night to be. The faces on the guards' faces would be priceless, if they even had any past the metallic exterior of their helmets. The woman began to hum, giggle and repeat in sing-song, "Heheheheh... Pop goes... Hehehe... the weasel... Pop goes... the weasel... Hehehehe..."

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"You're so helpful..." The intruder ran their hand down the puppet's empty face, mouthing a "pop". So tragic, so pathetic. So... amusing. "It's going to be a blast."

The stage was set, the actor new her lines, and everyone was in costume. All that was left to do was wait for opening night.
"Goodbye, my dear. I'll see you in the newspapers. Well the obituaries, but there's no such thing as bad publicity now is there?" They flicked the policewoman's hat before turning on their heel to waltz out of the bathroom. It wouldn't be long before they left the station either, and it wouldn't be much longer after that before the news became very...

...interesting.

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As Jest quietly left, the woman continued to gleefully giggle to herself. And so she would continue, until it was time to go. For tonight was an evening of terrible and wonderful things to happen. Though as she began to move with purpose, a single tear began to trail down the side of their cheek after her continuous low giggling. "Half a pound of tuppenny rice... Half a pound of treacle... That's the way the money goes... Pop goes the weasel! Heheheheh..."

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