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Who the Fuck is it?
Some green ass soldier what calls hisself Milton

Do I Even Like This Asshole?
Kid's greener'n my asscheeks but he got heart, he got spirit, an' he wants to do some good in the world. Ya don't fuggen see that everyday now, not with these new adventurer's ya don't. 'Spose'in I can show'im the ropes a bit.

All the Shit We Been Through
Rank 1
Went out to the bounty board there lookin' fer some brave adventurers to gimme a sword're two to put a necromancer in the ground. Didn't find none, just found this guy, but he says he's helpin' so's I ain't complainin'.

Who the Fuck is it?
Lil' clockwork pal

Do I Even Like This Asshole?
Sure I do, s'good 'lil guy right there. Just wants to fix stuff an' help people. Slow like the golems is but he ain't a bad piece'a metal.

All the Shit We Been Through
Rank 1
Found this 'lil rusty helmet wanderin' 'round the slums there, fixin' up stuff. I don't think it'll do'im no good but he's tryin'a help in his own way, wind'im up an' watch'im go.
Motherfucker even gimme a map, good 'lil golem there.

Who the Fuck is it?
Riyo Ravioli, the punkass wannabe rogue

Do I Even Like This Asshole?
'Lil goddamn shit weasel is what he is I tell ya. Too big fer his fuggen britches, think he runs the damn joint. Motherfucker thinks I work fer'im or some shit an' 'spose I do fer now but I ain't expect that shit to last.

All the Shit We Been Through
Rank 1
Was mindin' my own business diggin' through the fuggen dump when fuggen lightnin' dick showed up braggin' an' shit.
Offered me a job. I took it.

Who the Fuck is it?



Reynold Hilderbrandt, the fuggen wizard.

This motherfucker right here. I known him longer'n anyone I ever knew, spared my life back in the day. Took me under his wing and taught me to speak Common even. We been through more shit than a drow plumber, lemme tell ya. I'd take a sword to the throat for this jagoff right here. He's a fuggen smarmy prick though, thinks he's the smartest motherfucker in any damn room and ain't afraid to tell people. Personally I think he is a lot a the time but that ain't mean ya gotta jerk yer dick in front a people about it.

Who the Fuck is it?



Alabaster Eldenhammer, the goddamn dwarf.

Motherfucker's a paladin to Pelor so you'd think he'd have an entire fuggen tree up his ass but you'd be wrong. He's a damn fine motherfucker, likes his ale, women not so much but I don't fuggen judge. Got a strong moral code that he likes harpin' on me but I respect that, keeps me from goin' too far a lot a the time. He's a fuggen worry wart an' a bible thumpin' elitist twat but he's real good to knock back a cold one with an' talk about fightin'. He'd cut off his damn beard and give it to ya if you said you was chilly.

Who the Fuck is it?



El'sino'or Brightbark, the bitchy elf.

Okay, now me an' El'si don't get along that much. She don't like that I smoke an' that I make crude jokes an' that I'm a fuggen goblin an' I don't like how she's a ragin' fuggen psycho bitch. Always doin' these damn rituals and bringin' up how she talks to the fuggen grass'n shit, how about when she kills someone that's the laws a nature but when I give someone a new throat hole I'm a barbaric imbecile goblin that gives into his urges or some hippie bullcrap. Whatever, fugger, that's prolly what she needs anyway. Maybe she'd be less fuggen wound up an' shit. But she's a good damn scout an' she keeps an eye out an' gets the job done so I don't hate the tree fugger, just dislike her.