8d and Takeru's (not-so) great (mis)adventure!

"I am but a humble clown my dear friend, here to ensure that life in Endymion is smiley and grand!" 8D snickered to himself for a moment before Takeru finished his little tirade... 8D would be silent for just a moment before letting his eyes glow a crimson red-Are you threatening me?... That is not a good Idea... You're an Unlisted, not much use to my end goals... So it would be wise to not try and open a box you can't close... in other words.-

Takeru visibly shuddered as 8D's eyes glowed red. Something told him right there that for all his goofiness, that robot had a lot more power than he let on.
"Um... never mind. Say... uh... you wanna hear something I find funny?" Takeru said, immediately trying to lighten the mood.

-Smart choice...- "OH funny? I do so love a good laugh! DO go on! Please! Oh oh is it a joke? If it is I bet I can figure out the punchline before you say it! Ehehe" In an instant 8D's glowing eyes would return to normal and the happy clown would be right back to his jumping jolly self.

-Though I must say, you're a bold one... You call me out on sensitive information right at the start, then threaten me? My my my you are quite forward. That very same boldness will land you dead however, though, you might not mind that as much as I might think Unlisted. Take some pride in knowing you were the first to actually warrant a true warning. Just remember not to go poking around with things you can't understand, and we'll get along just fine... Ehehe-

"Okay. Here's a joke for you." Takeru said.
"What do you call four bugs walking across a street?" He said.
"Trying to fiddle with him, eh?" Twelve said.
"Yes. I need to lighten the mood. Significantly. The joke may not be the greatest, but I need to do so. You felt that chilling aura, didn't you? Honestly... I feel like cuddling something right now.  And shivering in terror." Takeru said.
"By the way... hoe good are you at parties?" He asked the robot.

"Ehehe! My my my! I haven't heard this one, Oh my it seems I lose the bet! Ehehe, alright, what DO you call four bugs walking down the streets?" Jokes Jokes Jokes! Oh how 8D loves jokes. This guy's entire attitude seemed to take a full 180! Going from being all super serious and demanding answers to telling Jokes? Talk about an improvement! Ehehe

"Parties? Well I am a professional clown ya know, I'd say I'm pretty darn good at parties! Ehehe. Why? You looken to hire a clown?"

"... maybe. I... may need a clown like you at some point." Takeru said.
"Oh. And for a punchline: The Beatles." He added.

8D stood there for a moment, just letting the waves of that joke wash over him... It took a good ten seconds for him to start laughing, but one he did he quickly lost his footing and toppled over onto the ground in a fit of hysteria. "AHAHAHAH! HOaahaha! EHEHEHE! TH-THE BEATLES! OHAHAHAHA! TH-THATS A GOOD ONE! EHEHEH! Oh-OH my sides! EHeheh! I-I can't breath! EHehehe!" 8D would writhe on the ground for a good minute before his laughter subsided and he was able to regain some of his composure. That! was a good joke! Bravo Mr.Takeru! Bravo! You sir have some talent with a quip!

"OH... Oh my... For that-Just for that... Here," 8D shakily got back to his feet and, seemingly from no where, produced a small card and handed it to Takeru"A coupon for one free performance from your's truly at a party, you earned it my friend! Ehehe.vThough, I do believe, unless you have any more questions for me, that is is time for me to take my leave, Ehehe"

"Thanks." He said, gratefully taking the coupon. It really might come in handy someday. Especially if he was going to make THAT plan a reality...
"Kay. But before I go... is there anyway I can contact you?" He said, asking the bizarre robot.
" I want to meet again, you seem... interesting." He said.

"Interesting? Dear unlisted, you do not know the meaning of the word. Your views of the world are about to change so drastically that the concept of a robot clown will be so mundane that the thought will not cross your mind. It will be far to occupied with the eldritch horrors and non-euclidean beasts that will attempt to devour you whole... But sure! If you want to contact ol' 8D for some Nyucks and Hyucks! Ma Shoe size is right under my name on that card! See ya later new friend! YAY! Ehehehe!"   With that 8D would click his heals and walk away with a pep in his step and love in his heart....

Oh... And if Takeru checked the card, right under 8D's name there would be a phone number next to the word, "Shoe Size".

Takeru looked at the card as instructed, and right where the shoe size was, a phone number.
"Hm. Certainly crazy. Although he has a point, you'll get used to it eventually." Twelve remarked.
"Yup. Should be an interesting friendship..." Takeru said.
Mission complete. Grade S. Superb!