When a Hoo meets a person again [Death]

Bernard was a tired young hoo that day, simply exhausted and annoyed at everyones bullshit, the young hoo explored the city of Endymion in search of something to preoccupy herself with, tired and slightly annoyed.

As the owl flapped around, she took much interest in everything going on around her, not really knowing what to do she decided to be a nosy little shit and peep in on peoples business.

As the young hoo perched herself on someones lawn, little did she know it was Tatsui's Lawn.

"Hmmm." I wonder how I am supposed to go through this. I mean, with that bloody frog's crazy antics, I almost we almost died. Though I honestly know nothing about the other people who were there, they were still people, likely thrust into this situation the same as us. But that reminds me, I know Trinity........ that time showed me the depth behind them, breakfast showed me their depth. There is Gabe, who despite being quite educated seems to have some offensive moments. There is Selenus, who I honestly think would likely be the most grown-up out of all of us due to him having the experiences of a machine. There is Jack....... I shudder to think about that nutjob, seriously, how did he end up so fucked up? That is all the people I know. Though Selenus mentioned a 'Frogerio' who is quite stupidly obviously the fricken frog prince. Heck, his persona is also a fucking frog. That idiot is honestly waving red flags all over himself. He should probably change his terrorist name, cause the moment someone suspects 'Frogerio' of having a persona, in comes the frog prince and his cover is completely blown. But then there are the others who I don't know. Fricken hobo lady who almost shanked Frogerio, that.... doctor, the generic fantasy character guy, fricken birdwoman, and sailor rip-off. Fortunately it seems that at least 4/5 of them seem to be able to hide their identities well. But the sailor......... she is too fricken flashy. Hmm, maybe I should go over how incognito all of us can be to discern how to act around each of them. Me, Trinity, Gabe, and Selenus seem to be the most capable of going unnoticed and not spoiling our identities...... that is worrisome.

If only our group can handle secrecy well, which will be pretty damn important concerning how the government will want us caught the moment we are known, also our talking doesn't show much about who we are, with Gabe being able to talk through his Shotaro, my disguise modulating my voice, Trinity being able to talk through one of her personalities, and as for Selenus... he had to keep the entirety of who he is secret for so long, so he gets a plus above the rest of us for skill. Now for the others being able to get by, they would be hobo-lady, Jack, Fantasy-guy, birdwoman, and the doc. They all have good disguises but the fantasy guy's one is too memorable, same for birdwoman, but I have no idea what is beneath the disguise. As for all except fantasy-guy, they have memorable personalities, Jack's is insanity, hobo-lady's is ruthlessness, birdwoman is extremety, and doc's is child-like rage. And for Sailor and the Frog....... too flashy, too memorable, frog's is easy to link to him, and sailor's doesn't cover much of herself up. Guess i'll have to be supremely cautious about revealing anything about myself to the frog and the sailor, too blabby.

*Sigh* Whatever. I'll deal with that tonight. Now, I'll just try to relax and rest for the exhaustion of tonight. Hmm? Wait, it's that owl from before again. I get up from resting on the grass. "Hello again, what are you doing here?" I ask this owl. It seemed to be able to communicate somewhat when I met it, but I doubt I would have an enlightening conversation with a fricken bird.

It seemed bernard would flap and flap around on Tatsui's lawn. While the owner of said lawn managed to actually come out and appear. When bernard was approached by tatsui, the owl would simply hoo. Remembering the boy from an earlier encounter. Hoo, Hoo Hoo. Hoo.The owl flapped her wings as she grazed herself on Tatsui's lawn right now.

However in the distance, a brown feathered owl could be seen flapping alongside a noticabley wide eyed and very distant looked light brown male and slightly fat owl. The fat one was rapidly approaching at Tatsui at a unusual pace, almost as if it was motivated by something. Unbeknowingst to bernard and Tatsui, the following conversation was taking place between the two.

Hoo Hoo. Hoo!(What the fuck are you doing Hoo Hoo, cut that shit out!)

The smaller owl said as the other larger owl replied back.

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO (HUMAN HUMAN, I WANNA TOUCH HUMAN)

It seemed the fat one was very adamant about touching the human it had spotted in the form of Tatsui, with no way of stopping him. Bernard would only notice the incoming object too late as the fat one would attempt to ram itself onto Tatsui.Unless he was somehow capable of noticing this owl, he would be rammed by the fat one and have a barrage of feathers flapping at his chest. A pair of Big retarded eyes staring at him as it flapped.HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO (HUMAN HUMAN. LET ME TOUCH YOU HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!)

Meanwhile, Bernard recognized this mess of a hoo. It was Hoo hoo, the owl version of moon moon. She thought she had escaped him before. Hoo HOo. HOo Hoo(Hoo Hoo get the fuck off the human!)The owl would say in their coo coo language as the fat one attempted to plow onto tatsui.

Hmm, looks like he is responding. Seriously, who owns this Bernard? I can understand letting birds fly about, but unsupervised? That is a bit ridiculous. Hmm? "Oogh." I land to the ground from the ramming. What the frick is this? Another owl? Did another just fucking ram into me!? What even are you!? ....Now that I look at it's eyes.... doesn't it look a bit vague? Stupid even? "Rrrgh, get off of me!" I say pushing the owl off of me and standing back up. Is Bernard trying to tell this fat one in the hoos and coos to get off me or something? I just hope it isn't trying to encourage this retarded bird to continue plowing me into submission. Seriously, are owls as batshit as bats, shit, and humans? If so I am screwed.

It seemed the retard would continue his autistic assault upon tatsui. As the Owl was pushed off, he would continue to stare at tatsui in a very creepy and unusual way. With his eyes extended as much as possible, as if the owl was trying to convey something. Weirdly, it would begin to make a retarded noise that was loud, irritating and just plain annoying.HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.The owl would literally proceed to screech that out, holding the note for as long as it possibly could.

Bernard while this was going on proceeded to get annoyed. Why the fuck did HooHoo have to interrupt her daytime. Goddamnit!Quickly the owl flapped her way over to HooHoo and would begin pecking at him repeatedly in annoyance. Internally Bernadette was REEEEEEing because this autist just had to interrupt her day off. Upon doing that the owl which was holding the HOOOOOOO note would stop and begin to cringe, clearly beginning to get harmed by bernadettes assault on him before beginning to flap away.

As he did, Bernard would begin to hoo loudly. Hoo, hooo hooo hooo, Hoo hoo (FUCK OFF HOO HOO REEEEEEEEEEEE)It was truly amazing how owls could convey such emotions through such a simple word.

Ugh, this retarded owl is staring at me.... why the frick is a fat retarded owl so damn creepy? I don't want to be anywhere near this..... thing. Why the fuck is it's eyes so big? What's it thinking? "Aaagh!" I cover my ears from this painful retarded screeching of annoyance. What the fuck is wrong with this bird!? And how the fuck can it go on for so long. Wait, Bernard is pecking this idiot owl. Oh thank goodness Bernard is on my side to stop this retarded owl. Oh thank goodness it's starting to fly away. I slowly look at Bernard after this retard attack. "Thanks for that, I didn't know how to stop that guy without hurting it too much." I say with gratitude towards Bernard. Seriously, I just got divebombed by a retarded owl and saved by another owl. What the hell is wrong with the world?

Upon being thanked Bernard would simply hoo and flap her wings. As the autistic owl flew away, bernard had a sense of pride instilled in her for defending her hoo to put it simply. Hoo Hoo, Hoo. The young owl said as she simply grazed on the lawn now. What Tatsui had failed to realize was that Bernard indeed was simply a basic owl, or that was how she wanted to come off across as. However the snow owl would indeed look at tatsui with a very perplexed face, perhaps it was natural or perhaps the owl was genuinely confused by the human in front of her.

Hmm, this owl really does seem to respond to me. I wonder, are certain types of birds at a high level of intelligence like cats, dolphins, and other such animals? I sigh and lay down on the grass. "If only certain animals could talk English, that would make the world much more interesting." I say muttering to myself. I groan to myself. How can I deal with so many things? Being a terrorist, hiding my activities, having to lie so much and in such an important way. But then again, that is nothing to how much Selenus has to handle. He has to keep his entire existence a secret otherwise he would likely be hunted by the government. "*Sigh* Maybe I should ask Selenus for tips on going incognito." I mutter to myself. "But then again, I could also glean some of that stuff off of Trinity." Meh, maybe I should call them up and have a chat with them. That could help in many things.

Bernard would continue to flap about now that she had warded away successfully Hoo,Hoo, the mentally challenged owl. Noticeably strutting around as if she had developed some form of bravado and pride for warding away the supposedly bigger owl. She would then flap around the grass near Tatsui and spot a strange white flower which was pretty much a weed. Flapping her way over to it, she would stamp down near it and peck it up in her beak. Before flapping her way over to Tatsui with it in her beak and placing it down in front of him.

Hoo Hoo. Hoo.The owl would say as it flapped it's wings.

Looks like Bernard is just flapping about. It honestly looks like it seems to have some sort of pride and is strutting around like it owns the place. Silly owl, this is my lawn, not yours, but alas, the beasts of the wild care not for the rules of man. Hmm? Did it just pick a small flower from the grass? Wait, is the bloody bird giving me a flower? Jeez, it really is intelligent. "Thank you" I say simply to the owl, picking up the white flower. White, a color of purity, heh, looks like I left my 'purity' behind with being a normal person. Hurrah for terrorism and having no escape from it. "Heh, if only things weren't so damn complicated. Intruige and lies everywhere. *Sigh* How am I gonna get through this? And have as many of my friends as possible alive at the end." I look startled at what I just said..... people die in situations like this. I get visibly frustrated with my own statement. "As if i'm gonna let those fuckers kill them." I angrily mutter to myself. I just want to figure out what's going on first. No need to worry about my friends getting killed off right now.

The owl would appear to peck at the ground, flapping her wings. It was almost as if she was pecking at something, in fact. Bernard was pecking at the ground noticeably writing something in front of Tatsui on his lawn, it wasn't too visible, but it would be a direct small letter carving that said "Hi". Hoo,Hoo. Hoo.The owl would flap her wings as she finished carving that into Tatsui's lawn, before noticing Tatsui's Strange and unusual rant about friends and people dieing. Just what was this boy going on about? Kids these days had a habit of involving themselves in rather unusual occurrences. In fact, it was almost as if Tatsui was committing secret crimes behind the nights of endymion that nobody was aware of but himself!.

Hmm? Now it's pecking at the ground and flapping about. What is he pecking at? Wait, it's almost like writing.... I pale when it's finished. "....what..... you understand the English language...." I start to chuckle. "Of fucking course, it can't due to have only manmade and supernatural madness, we need to have natural madness with a bird understanding written and spoken English. *Sigh* Well, can't be any worse than robotic wolves and demons." I say taking it in stride.... seriously, why am I not surprised? I mean, some animals can understand certain words that people say and what they mean, and I think I've heard of Gorillas understanding sign language.... but an owl understanding the written English language? ...*sigh* I guess you see something new every day. "So then, I assume that you understand what I'm saying Bernard?" Wait..... if Bernard can understand what I'm saying did he hear my mumbling? ...ah well, not like a bird can report me to the police, right?