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Space Overlord Bfroger6
Posts : 2877
Join date : 2014-12-26
Age : 27
| Subject: TheManliestHotDogStandEver [Ironfists's Festival Stand] ![TheManliestHotDogStandEver [Ironfists's Festival Stand] Empty](https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif) Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:48 pm | |
| M.R.'s School of Life | "Come listen to me talk about what makes a real man a real man!!! Perhaps even you may walk away as twice as man you were when you came!!! Hyah-!!!"M.R.'s School of Cooking | "Even wondered what really makes a hot dog a hot dog? Well, now you can find out, in my exclusive cooking class!!! But first you must sign a confidentiality agreement-can't have any competition stealing my manly hot dog recipe, ha-ha!!!"SDMHDAWCoMM!!! | "Also known as: 'Super Deluxe Manly Hot Dog Arm Wrestling Competition of Manly Men!!!', it is a competition only for the bravest of the brave who wish to challenge me in a direct confrontation of manliness and will! If you beat me, you can win some tickets, so do try your bestest, younglings, mwahahaha!!!"SDMHD Eating Competition oMM!!! | "Also known as: 'Super Deluxe Manly Hot Dog Eating Competition of Manly Men!!!', a competition for those wishing to test themselves against other participants in a glorious battle for tickets and, more importantly-the title of the manliest!!! Registrations are held each Wednesday, so don't miss them!!! Be warned, though, this competition is not for those faint of stomach!!!" | |
| | | | Space Overlord Bfroger6
Posts : 2877
Join date : 2014-12-26
Age : 27
| | | | | Space Overlord Bfroger6
Posts : 2877
Join date : 2014-12-26
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: TheManliestHotDogStandEver [Ironfists's Festival Stand] Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:34 pm | |
| Ironfist glanced around the emptiness around his stand. Crickets began cricking as wind blew a dustball in front of his face.
But nothing was lost. There was always next week. And, if it would help, Ironfist had some marketing ideas to help him get his message of manly manliness across to the rest of the people at the festival.
It was gonna be the best SDMHD Eating Competition oMM!!! time!!! | |
| | | | Space Overlord Bfroger6
Posts : 2877
Join date : 2014-12-26
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: TheManliestHotDogStandEver [Ironfists's Festival Stand] Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:14 pm | |
| - M.R. Ironfist wrote:
- "'Super Deluxe Manly Hot Dog Eating Competition of Manly Men!!!', a competition for those wishing to test themselves against other participants in a glorious battle for tickets and, more importantly-the title of the manliest!!! Registrations are held each Wednesday, so don't miss them!!! Be warned, though, this competition is not for those faint of stomach!!!"
'Yes, younglings, it's that time of the week again!!! Ya-hahahaha!!! Y'know, nobody applied last week, and there's nice rewards to be won, so I kept wondering what I did wrong. Maybe my presentation wasn't manly enough to win you craving youngling over? Or maybe nobody's seen my stand. Either way, something had to be changed, and the problem was ME!!! So, for this week's sign-ups, I've decided to throw in a free rulebook to the world of 'SDMHDECoMM!!!'. Hopefully it'll win ya over. And, if not, then next week Imma have explosions in store for ya!!!' - yours truly, Manton Ridgemuscle Ironfist!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! A note hangs from the small hot dog stand. Its owner is nowhere to be found. However, on the surface of the stand next to the hot dogs and all the varied toppings, lays a pile of small notebooks labeled as ' Rulebook's. You pick one up out of sheer curiosity. - Rulebook:
'Mhmhmhmhmh!!! Mwa-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! You've opened it, then.' - The book reads in a hasty, rigid handwriting. The man had probably hand-written them all on some sort of whim, maybe even just before leaving them laying here.
'I was wondering whether you'd really do it or not, but it seems I had no justification for doubting in you, young person!!! Then, you seem to wanna learn about the 'Super Deluxe Manly Hot Dog Eating Competition of Manly Men!!!', the competition for those wishing to test themselves against other participants in a glorious battle for tickets and, more importantly-the title of the manliest!?! Well then, let us not delay this any further!!! An eager heart is a heart filled with manliness!!! Determination will lead you to victory, young person. Be sure of that.'
'The rules of the competition are very simple. The game consists of 10 consecutive rounds during which players will have to gather points by eating hot dogs! In those 10 rounds, your spirit of manliness will be tested as you will be forced to choose from one of the numbered boxes presented to you at your stand!!! Beware, though, because at least one of them will always be booby trapped! Ya-hahahaha!!! What better way to spice up a borin' ol' eating competition than with a few explosions and fists, am I right!?!?'
'Each box will have either a hot dog, or a trap, or something special in it. You'll either gather or lose points based on what ends up bein' in the box you decide to open. Quite simple, aye? Regular hot dogs are worth 3 points, for instance, while a punch in the gut will be enough to knock out 5 points worth of food out of you, ha-ha!!! Told ya it was simple. Also, as rounds go by, you'll find that there's gonna be more and more booby traps along the way, and also those special delicacies I've mentioned before! Exciting!!! I remember the first time my father and I did that! It was manly as manly gets, yar-harhar!!! Performing well will net you bonuses (like, since my hot dogs boost the innate manly power of the one eating them, after gathering enough energy you might be able to make true miracles happen on the field of battle) while poor demonstartion of your will will only get you more problems!!! If ya wanna find out all of it yer gonna have to do it for yourselves by joining the fight- er, I mean competition!!! Everyone will receive at least 15 tickets for putting themselves at risk in this journey to manhood, but the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place will receive bonuses of 45, 20 and 15 tickets respectively!!! Sign-ups are gonna stay open for a while this time around and the date of the competition will be announced accordingly!!! Look at me usin' all these huge words!!! They should've given me that teacher position, haha!!!'
Beneath the note on the stand stands a paper with blank lines on it, also written in the same crude handwriting (maybe the person's hands are too big too hold a pencil), but in a freakishly yellow color which threatens to gouge your eyes out. ![TheManliestHotDogStandEver [Ironfists's Festival Stand] Fuh6J1g](https://i.imgur.com/Fuh6J1g.png) "Let your stomach guide you to victory. Prevail, younglings!!! Prevail for the future!!!" | |
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