"HOHOHO! Hurry up with that you elvish bums! AHAHAHA! Faster! Work Faster!" Mysterio was really getting into it... This year he decided to go all out with his gift giving. After months of grueling work, Mysterio was finaly ready to unveil his latest invention, genetically engineered rocket powered reindeer and a high speed carbon fiber sleigh... That is right! Tonight Mysterio would become onto like the mythical Santa! He even dressed part by constructing a state of the art Santa exosuit that would double his holiday cheer and raise his jolliness levels by a factor of twelve mega smiles! His assistants to were forced-er... encouraged to take part as well by takeing the rolls of Santa's elves whether they wanted to or not! Truely he was treading on god's land...
His sleigh in order, his deer ready to fly, presents loaded into his present cannon, Mysterio took to the night sky...
"Merry Christmas! AHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU DAFT FOOLS! MERRY CHRISTMAS AHAHAHAHAHA!"Gifts being given.
Keno: One copy of Mysterio's Book "Mysterio's Science for Dummies" and a bottle of blue hair-die
K: A brand new combat knife and a new set of cleaning tools for her rifle.
Fang: Novelty pair of vampire fangs and another copy of Mysterio's book.
Lux and Kalos: A tasteful set of matching lingerie.
Leon: A plush lion and a Mystery Box with a Red Ribbon
Veca: Some bright pink nail polish and a Soldier's Box with a silver ribbon.
Angasta: Some more hair jell for his obviously chemical ridden hair and a User's Box with a Blue Ribbon.
Sam: A brand new stick with a note attached that reads "To replace the one you put in the mud" and an Iron Box with a red ribbon.
Diana: A diagram of the human body and a Speed O Sound Box with a gold blue ribbon
Deshi: A book of Riddles and a Mystery Box with a red ribbon.
Viv: A "Worlds Best Daughter" mug with the word Daughter crossed out and replaced with "Experiment" and a Not A Phase Box with a silver ribbon.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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