White Powder (Patty, Frog, & Albrecht)

It really sucked out in the cold but she was getting used to it. Patty still bitched and moaned whenever anyone would listen though. Like, when it was hot everything was just harder but you didn't get like HEATbite. And the cold made her not wanna move. But snow could be fun so she'd just have to make her fun despite the STUPID FREEZING BULLSHIT FUCK. Patty sent the message to come out sledding to a bunch of people on her contact list, like over a dozen but half cancelled before she really got started. She actually put a little thought into it, which meant that she texted people as soon as she woke up and realized that she had to actually, y'know, plan some of this stuff.

So she made arrangements, set a time (which she texted out later) and got some stuff she thought she'd need. Y'know, like the obvious, cardboard to sled on, a sheet of plywood. Socks. Like 3 bottles of Fireball. Marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers. Oh yeah, Patty rented a lodge out for hanging out after sledding and shit. Well, she acquired a lodge. The skinny chick found a lodge that didn't look like anyone was using it and wouldn't ya know it they left the windows unlocked. They ALWAYS left the windows unlocked. It'd be fine as long as they were gone by like morning, if anyone rented a cabin they'd show up in the morning to claim it and like who wanted to do the camping thing when it was this freakin' cold anyway? They wouldn't show up in the afternoon and sure as shit not at night.

Whatevs. She thought she had a good plan. She was pretty sure she forgot a lot of important things but that was okay, she told people they could bring what they thought was a good idea. If not it'd work out anyway. In the meantime Patty was busying herself building a snowman because she was bored and the only other thing to do was to keep up her text war with Jenny and it was pissing her off.