Isle de Yuri

Yup... It was finally done. After almost eight straight hours of hard work Yuri's sandcastle was finally completed. It just seemed to be a simple box-shaped wall, but it was five meters high and ten meters wide, complete with a moat surrounding it. The fortress was absolutely impenetrable, and anyone who would dare draw near would die instantly. With the work over with, it was time for an epic gamer drink. From within his pocket the Yurinator whipped out a bottle of orange juice and began to consume it. Sound of drink being drunken. Sandcastle: Built. Drink: Had. Sunscreen: Not applied. Coat on the beach in summer: Worn; Yup... It's gamer time.

Lupin AW man. That's right he is digging under the beach with Triboulet why? To break into that hotel resort of course. The one where they have all that high-quality stuff. like pools filled with Pepsi. Lupin wanted to see this hotel with his own eyes. So Lupin and Triboulet were in they're underground tunnel trying to navigate the beach. This is epic. Lupin then said to Triboulet. "Hey do you think we are any closer." Triboulet with a sound of exhaustion said to Lupin. "We have to be close, I refuse to believe it took us an hour just to make a tunnel that led to nowhere." Lupin then said. "Then help dig straight up." Triboulet in disbelief said. "Won't that have severe negative effects like drowning us in the sand." Lupin had a brilliant come back to that. "Dude this is non-canon if I really wanted to I could go up to Lisa and kiss her right in front of her mother without any negative repercussions." Triboulet shrugged and started to help Lupin dig up. after about 4 minutes and 20 seconds of digging straight up our two brave adventurers saw some light. Triboulet then said in a giddy tone. "I think we found it Lupin, Hot Persona bitches here we come." Triboulet then popped out of the sand. Just his head though to look around. He found very big sand walls and YURI?!?!

Triboulet then said to Yuri. "Oh hi Mr. Ivanov it's me Triboulet, you might remember from that time we fought that lobster." Triboulet then looked down. "Lupin come on up we found the Yurinator." Lupin could be heard from underground albeit a bit muffled. "Oh shit Yuri." Lupin then popped up having his head appear next to Triboulet's head. "Yuri my buddy what's up?" Lupin was happy to see Yuri. Aw man this is clearly an epic gamer moment. What can go wrong?

Just when it seemed nothing was going to happen, suddenly a wild orange soda popped out of the ground!  This was completely unexpected, and totally not planned out of character. “Yes! It is I, Yuri! And you, my dear ally Triboulet, are in my sand domain! I welcome you!” There was, however, one problem. A very huge and unavoidable one, that had to be faced head on. He didn't want to do this, but he had to. Triboulet and Lupin had broken in to his private property, and such a criminal intrusion had to be met with lethal force. The Yurinator started running, zooming past the two without even looking at them, into a sand staircase that lead downwards into the underground. It seemed like he wouldn't be coming back up, but after 4.20 seconds, the ground began to rumble. Suddenly the sound of alarms could be heard in the distance. A voice over the conveniently placed radio inside the sand fortress began speaking. “BRUH. BRUH. BRUH. BRUUUUUH. We are currently experiencing a magnitude ten bruh moment. Please be advised to stay indoors during this time. Do not respond to any cringe normies by saying “bruh.” Important items that you should keep stocked with you for your safety during these turbulent times are as follows: Vbucks, diamond armour, and Mountain Dew.” After the tremors increased in intensity, eventually subsiding, the ground split open, and a giant sand mech piloted by none other than the Yurinator himself flew up from the Earth. “I am sorry, Lupin, but you have entered my territory, and I cannot let you leave. No matter what happens, I will always cherish you as a friend.” After pressing a button inside the mech, sand pellets began shooting out like a machine gun, but the recoil caused the mech to swerve all over the place, missing their targets entirely. Even if they did hit, sand couldn't hurt a Persona. Leaning out from the window, Yuri shouted “I see you have evaded my attacks. As expected from someone as powerful as yourself, however, I have yet to use my final attack.” A swarm of missiles shot out towards the surrounding area, but one of them hit a lifeguard tower, bouncing back to Yuri's mech, exploding on the second impact. The mech caught on fire, before losing altitude and falling into the ocean. Perhaps it was fate that Lupin survived those attacks. He was destined to do great things after all.