Limbo Game #1

“Holy shit!” Shouhei cried out in shock and horror- not just in regards to one of the participants literally breaking their back, but the fact that his loss earned him a spot at the bottom of the blood red sea.  

There was only one logical thing to do after witnessing that scene.  Sprinting back towards his beverage, Shouhei downed its contents as quickly as he could.  Admittedly the cold gave him a bit of a brain freeze, and he gripped his head in pain as he flailed around a bit.  At the very least the alcohol was taking effect, as his body began to bubble with inebriation.  Once more he shouted to both the sun and the many-limbed statue, waving a tightly clenched fist.

“...Fuck it!  If I’ma die, Ima die with a belly fulla booze, dammit!”  He turned to the others with a look of dreadful concern.  “If I don’t make it, one of ya better save that doggie!”

BITES ZA DUSTO on 1, 10

Random number (1,10) :

3

botch on 9 and 10

Spoiler:

As Raph started to limbo, he realized that his wine bottle spilled out of his pants and rolled out to the ground.

"No!!!!"

With the distraction being almost instant with Raph doing something so sensitive while being half-drunk, he couldn't stand to see his crutch roll into a ditch. So as it rolled and fell into the limbo Gorge, Raph jumped in after it.

"SHOUHEI!! AVENGE MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...................."

The voice trailed off as it got smaller and smaller as he fell, leaving his fate unknown.

People watched as others snapped, slept, proclaimed and plummeted, and stepped up to the bar again. "God, I never thought limbo would be so literal..."

Fall on 1, 10

Random number (1,10) :

7

She got under the stick. Somehow. It took like a week to do it or maybe it was a minute but it wasn't very hard except that the grass was moving and was clouds. But there wasn't any grass on the beach.

Fuck it. Dog made the rules. Or did it in Backwards World? Did SHE make the rules...?
"Heeheeheehaha I did it! Baby you have to go over the pole! Dog says!" she clapped. But he didn't go over the pole. He passed out instead. Patty was DISTRAUGHT.
"Nooooooo it's backwards you were supposed to start your beer to finish i-i-iiiiit...!" she whined, nudging his drunk ass with her foot. And then more people started falling from the sky. Sky Dog was not pleased. The junkie started crying.

[i]"I'm sorry Sky Dog I should of went through it forwards instead of backwards I'll do it wrong okay...?!" she cried. Because forwards was backwards and wrong was left.
......right. Wrong was right. This was hard, why did this have to be a hard trip? Well if there was one thing she knew for certain it was that the pole brought happiness and she should go under the po- OVER. OVER the pole!

Patty gets confused and tries to jump over the pole and misses it on 3, 6

Random number (1,10) :

10

"Initiating increased output limbo mode!" Charles's legs would bend at unnatural angles while his torso remained fully straight, defying gravity because he was super cool robot dude!

"I WILL LIMBO!"

Gets cucked on 1 and 10

Random number (1,10) :

3