Something Something Aspect Something Journal Something Spooky.

As slight squeak escaped his chair as Jack leaned back and admired his work. Nearly ten months in and he still got it. Turns out running an interesting mystery driven plot is as easy as making shit up as you go. Basing the next plot point on whatever CreepyPasta he read last night, basing the next world on whatever hip new Chinese cartoon he was watching.... It's like it wrote itself!


Jack stood from his desk, stretching slightly and content in the knowledge that the next plot point would go smoothly and that within the next six months the second Aspect would probably maybe be almost sorta kinda found, and that that the introduction thread for Determination would probably be halfway finished. Yet, something bothered him...










































































































WOOOOOO spooky black text! abloogawoogawoooo! I'm the bad guuuuuy you all suuuuuuck! I'm a cool dude that can drive like two cars at once! #HeRules #TravelerSmells #ThePrimordialsWerePunks #IJcanSuckIt #NoOneRemembersUeitawa

In honor of the furriest plot, I present to you Gisele from the furriest setting -- the tabletop RPG Werewolf: The Apocalypse.
https://www.scribd.com/document/375284208/Gisele-Durand

Name: Mysterious Twintail X
Age: 666(But looks 17)
Birthdate: ???
Class: Avenger

Personality: MTX is mysterious and quiet. Being born out of frustration and anger all her other feelings are dulled, so she must conceal her true nature so she can still be a paragon for Yuri-kind by acting cool and smooth. She has a natural hatred for shipping wars of any kind and won't stop at any cost to bring peace to a divided fandom.

She rarely smile for real, when she does it feels fuzzy and warm and for a moment she forgets all the anger.

Appearance: Mysterious Twintail X appears as a female teenager in a seifuku uniform with a long skirt. She has pale skin and purple eyes. As the name implies, she fashions her black hair with twintails for maximum cuteness. Much to her dismay she is as flat as a washboard, but she got dem legs to back her up.

History: MTX is a spirit of vengeance born from all the hate and frustration of Yuri fans all around the world for the queer-baiting writers subject their fans too. She was given shape by Gaia herself to avenge the lamentation of yuri lovers and all the unmade couples. She is based on an american girl who spent all day writing a Yuri fanfic and died out of thirst for her upperclassman.

Class Skills: [Less beam Rayshift EX]: MTX can teleport(or teleport to) any cute girl to within 1,5 m of her as long she has kissed a girl and liked it

[Item Construction A+]: MTX's weed and drinks are legendary, making people achieve the greatest high and sometimes even Nirvana or other ascended states.

[Presence Concealment C+]: Pls notice me, Mio-senpai

Personal Skills: MTX can make good drinks and cook even while high on weed. Ventriloquism and drunk dangerous driving are also among her skills. Seducing cute girls to the yuri side of the force is her greatest feat. She is trained in hand to hand combat and can do a super cool triple backflip.

Boon: Yuri Demigoddess: MTX gains +666 on rolls to seduce cute girls.

Bane: Pocketful of spaghetti: Around Mio MTX's pockets become full of spaghetti and she is unable to properly socialize. -666 to any social roll

'Noble' Phantasm:

[b]Name: Gates of Bootylon
Description:  Through the butts she touches, she can use other people's techniques and make them her own, regardless of the type of techniques.
Image:
Ability: [/b]

Name: James Ickabod Jagoff

NickName: Icky, JaJa

Age: 56 but looks like 56

Gender: Yes

Weight: 356 lbs

Height: 3'15"

Sexuality: Money


Mother: Janice Jagoff

Father: Jared Jagoff

Children: Illegitimate money-leeching bastards that look nothing like me

Pets: Delicious

~ Siblings ~

Sisters: Jasmine Jagoff

Brothers: Jack Jagoff


Name: 「MONEYTALKS」

Meaning/Explanation: It means I'm frackin' rich and I can buy whatever I want, jabroni! Ye want ta survive in this world ye gots ta buy yar way out.「MONEYTALKS」and everything else is bullshit.


Type: Close Range Artificial Non-Humanoid Bound Colony Eleven Herbs and Spices Stand

Abilities

• Super Strength
• Super Speed
• Super Senses
• Super Durability
• Super Size Me
• Supervision
• Soup or Sandwich

• Pay2Win - 「MONEYTALKS」funnels the power of breaking the work thread system before Jack notices and I can't buy a second Human Skill Card by becoming stronger the more money Icky has.

• Alimoney - If Icky puts on a skirt and wig if his opponent is male their money counts as Icky's money as long as he pretends he's not living in a loveless sham of a marriage where he never comes home, he's always at work, I bet he's banging his slut secretary Carol. This ability also has the effect of letting Vini play another low-key whore character even if his character's ugly as sin.

~ Stats ~

Destructive Power Strong enough to break the economy

Durability Your girlfriend doesn't seem to mind

Range About tree fiddy

Precision lol

Speed This is where she seems to mind

Potential Infinite as long as I can get away with it


Skin Colour : Lime, Grubby's skin is Green but Icky's is Lime. It's completely different.

Hair Colour : Imaginary

Hair Style : Armpit combover

Eye Colour/s : Sometimes

Scars : Bellybutton

Tattoos :

Piercings : You don't wanna know

Glasses : three whiskeys and two vodkas


• Money

• Being rich

• Not being unrich

• The BeeGees


• That Jack nerfed the work threads

• Seriously, what the hell man?

• I'm just gonna find a way to break the economy some more

• That Jack will soft-ban me for this


• Alcohol

• OP box wizards

• Posting on time

• Getting shot in the face seven times





Icky is a great guy with absolutely no flaws. He's always kind to the patsies he has, allowing them to buy his incredibly valuable trash they don't need so he can fund his hobby of pissing off Gisele cuz she Gisele-y of this bankroll. He always does the right thing like looking out for himself and making fun of people because he hates them but he's not crude, he's a cool but rude dude. At the end of a long hard day of making other people look bad because they don't have as much money as him he likes to unwind by not interacting with other people because Vini has a fucking job, man.

Despite being 100% illiterate he loves solving puzzles, especially ciphers. He has a special kind of dyslexia where he can see meta word jumbles, look it makes sense for his character just trust me on this one. But even if he's killed a lot of people and isn't afraid to kill again he has a heart of gold that can only be matched by BOTTOMLESS. FUCKING. POCKETS HOLLA BACK.


James Ickabod Jagoff was born a member of the JaJa family which has no similarities to any real or fictional families whatsoever because I'm sure as hell not going back to prison, it's not even the good prison with Morgan Freeman it's just filled with lawless degenerates that rip off Atlus. Fuck I hope this doesn't hurt my chances. But as a young child of 38 James always knew he was different. Probably because he was  a green midget.

But as it turns out he had a Stand like the rest of his family and 「MONEYTALKS」was turning his skin green because plotholes that'll get retconned in the second volume of the manga. One day when James was out buying money some robbers approached him and then his Stand appeared and killed the robbers and the cops couldn't do shit because his dad owned the police. He exploded their hearts with his Super Karate that I forgot to add under his Abilities section and that's how he became known as Icky: his feet smelled the entire time.

Now Icky is on a Bizarre Adventure to stop his evil twin brother, Dio But With A Mustache And A Bowtie from finding the seven Unbreakable Diamonds and turning into Super Riyo because a bunch of stuff happened that I didn't write here. Ain't nobody got time for dat.


Icky makes a living by being a rogue so Vini can technically say that all of his characters are Rogues. He's established a reputation as the richest character in the multiverse through the clever use dedicating his entire build to making money and still taking a character Weakness that makes things cost more because building is hard. Through sweat, tears, more sweat, hard work, Old Spice Deodorant that will keep you dry as a bone in even the hottest weather, and product placement Icky has climbed to the top of corporate ladder except Toha exists and he can kiss my green ass.

Huh, So Jack needs help getting out from under ATLUS' thumb, huh? Well I could be good friend and save him from them...

Or I could spread some anarchy.

Name: Azul The Flying Squirrel
Age: 16
Species: Flying Squirrel
OC Type: Original Character Donut Steel
Friends: Ugandan Knuckles, Nipples the Enchalada, Arms the Fox, Batface The Rogue
Enemies: His Dad's new Girlfriend, Maria fuck you Maria
Family: Shadow the Hedgehog (Father) Ray the Squirrel (Mpreg Father)
Top Speed: Slower than ur Dad

Appearance:

Abilties and Powers: Has all 7 Chaos emeralds shoved up his ass, limited flight, runs super fast u gaize, Chaos Control, Pyrokinisis, Psychokinisis, all of Enerjaks powers, Kamehamehas

Weaknesses: Loves too much

Backstory: Birthed from the womb of his father (Which makes sense in my AU, shut up) Azul the Flying Squirrel inherited all his Father's (Plural, not possessive) powers, and somehow all the powers and theme songs of all Sonic's friends (and also Believer by Imagine Dragons I know it doesn't fit but I like how it sounds). He was the sidekick to Rick Sanchez and became an honorary Morty known as 'Who the fuck are you'. He was also Batman's Robin for a while, and trained under Piccolo which is where he learned the Special Beam Cannon. He was captured by Eggman but got a sweet robot arm in the process. Was the Yellow Ranger for like, one season but then Disney cancelled Jetex because they're assholes I wanna know how FUCKING MYSTIC FORCE ENDED FUCK YOU DISNEY I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT ANYWHERE

Anyway he got the Chaos Emeralds for being super cool and saving the city from Unemployment and NEETS. He promptly became a NEET after finding out Crunchyroll had Yu-Gi-Oh. He has a Galaxy-Eyes deck and constantly tops tournament, and also has all of Kaito's lines memorized in Japanese because he's NEET Weeb Trash. Also he hacks things I guess?