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Persona :: New Arcana
Welcome to Persona :: New Arcana! A Persona RPG site!
Welcome to New Arcana!
Welcome, Welcome! You've probably guessed by now, but this is a text-based Persona RPG site for Atlus fans, by Atlus fans. If you're new to Shin Megami Tensei, this place can still be for you, so no need to dash towards the doors! Your first stop should be the introduction board so we can introduce ourselves. Then right after that, feel free to go through our vital information to get a good feel of the site. We hope you enjoy your stay, and if you have any questions don't hesitate to post them here. Ciao!
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Subject: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:44 pm
"We got tired of waiting Nesoi's ancient fat ass to move, so i thought it would be a good idea to do something else with the rest of our lives... Welcome to our show, I'm Blaez."
" And I'm Azami. Nesoi's gonna murder all you losers and then kill me no matter what I do, so I've decided to give up my position as NWC and instead become an NWC."
"... What?"
"...a, uh, NEET Wild Card. As opposed to, you know, Nyarlathotep Wild Card."
"Whatever... Let's just boot up the game. So this was recommended by Jack years ago, he told me it fit my style, whatever that means."
"Wait, is this game set in Azores?"
"Never mind."
"Let's just start the game."
*Gunshot sound effects every time an option is selected.*
"Yo wat."
"Why someone thought this was a good idea is beyond me but whatever, the game is about to start."
"Cut-scenes? Can you skip that shit?"
"Fuck. No." Blaez says as he slams every button.
"It' just a little girl, doesn't look so bad."
"Oh, i guess she's dead."
"For a game that tries to be mature and dark, it sure restrains itself when it comes to violent."
"... Is this why Jack recommended i--... Now there is an ugly ass alien talking, sounds like it's important for the plot."
"No explanation, just thrown into a situation and expected to help... I can relate to that. Either way sounds fucking dumb, not like we are going to do what he--..."
"...The fuck."
"And off he goes, did he just bought into that bullshit? So much for looking cool..."
Albrecht
Posts : 2548 Join date : 2015-01-01 Age : 25
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:45 pm
"Promised day? Nobody said shit about that, dumbass..."
"I'm glad the game started, though way too much explosions."
"Perhaps it was directed by that shitass du-- FUCK, the controls are slippery."
Azami slaps the control from Blaez's hand
"Pfft, it's not that bad, you just suck ass."
"Of course you would enjoy this emo junk..."
"The fuck is this?"
"No idea, he seems to know us and wants our help to wipe out the black creatures."
"When you put like that, it sounds very racist."
"I'm just quoting the blue rat."
"Shouldn't we be after a emerald or something like that?"
"...Well, that was easy."
"Doesn't look like the level is over yet..."
"So we must help the blue guy?"
"An angry and angsty individual whose choice may decide the fate of their world. Their influence is being vyed for by a black, mysterious entity and a naive, friendly boy whose signature color is blue... Where have I heard this story before?"
"No idea what you are talking about. Though i wouldn't be surprised considering all the similarities so far."
"No shit."
"Wait, we can ignore both? Why are we not doing it yet?"
"... I say we help the blue guy, he is annoying but seems like our best bet."
Now this is where you, person who is reading this crappy thread, to vote on who should Azami and Blaez side with, do the they help the heroic and upbeat Sonic or the vile and mysterious Black Doom? Or should they just ignore both and go straight for the second chaos emerald?
Godai
Posts : 5994 Join date : 2013-10-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:52 pm
"Are you faggots for real? Out of all the shitty games in the pile, you chose a piece of a monolithic intellectual property responsible for the massive autism of the World?"
Azami
Posts : 1246 Join date : 2014-10-17 Age : 24 Location : Chained to a rock by a fickle RNG god. Ow, my liver.
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:03 pm
"Fuck off Joshua, I need to get views somehow. Shouldn't you be busy getting pegged in the ass by Rinna or something?"
Albrecht
Posts : 2548 Join date : 2015-01-01 Age : 25
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:07 pm
"Hey Josh! Still getting bossed around by the Persona users?"
Godai
Posts : 5994 Join date : 2013-10-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:13 pm
"Views. Right, because there's totally anyone remotely interested in a game that's probably already been played to death by autists including yourselves. You could try flashing your flat boobs at the camera and no one would care enough for it, you camwhore.
Hey, Bitch. Pot called to tell you're Black. Good luck on not being fish food for that censored fatass. You guys have fun with your faggotry. I'll be out actually having a life. Peace, bitches."
*He leaves*
Albrecht
Posts : 2548 Join date : 2015-01-01 Age : 25
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:22 pm
Azami
Posts : 1246 Join date : 2014-10-17 Age : 24 Location : Chained to a rock by a fickle RNG god. Ow, my liver.
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:25 pm
"W-What'd you just say to me?! Oh, you better run asshole! Next time I see that dumb face of yours, I won't hesitate to have Bhima pound it into a pile of mush!"
Athena
Posts : 1289 Join date : 2015-02-23 Age : 30
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:41 pm
"This thread is so bad I cam back from the dead to tell you it's time to stop"
Azami
Posts : 1246 Join date : 2014-10-17 Age : 24 Location : Chained to a rock by a fickle RNG god. Ow, my liver.
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:47 pm
"Wait, who are you?"
Albrecht
Posts : 2548 Join date : 2015-01-01 Age : 25
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:02 pm
"Honey, it's not like you think!"
Captain Caliber
Posts : 783 Join date : 2017-02-27 Age : 27 Location : On the other side of the monitor
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:03 pm
"Collect the emeralds. Forget the other morons and their race war."
"Hmm... I like this playthrough idea."
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Moogle
Posts : 967 Join date : 2017-05-16
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:56 pm
"Um...I think you should side with the floating eye. It may be considered a hate crime if you help the blue hedgehog wipe out so many black...aliens..."
Shunny
Posts : 1664 Join date : 2014-05-22
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:26 pm
"I'm afraid I agree with Nagisa on this. The world's on the verge of an apocalypse and you two find time to play a videogame with such poor graphics--wait...isn't that black creature...thing...whatever it is, the character people "ship" Sonic with?"
Azami
Posts : 1246 Join date : 2014-10-17 Age : 24 Location : Chained to a rock by a fickle RNG god. Ow, my liver.
Subject: Re: NA Plays Shadow the Hedgehog(With Azami and Blaez) Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:45 pm
Shunny wrote:
"I'm afraid I agree with Nagisa on this. The world's on the verge of an apocalypse and you two find time to play a videogame with such poor graphics--wait...isn't that black creature...thing...whatever it is, the character people "ship" Sonic with?"
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