Well Well Well, Haven't been here in a while. (NPC:Felanie Evening)

8D smiled a thin, wide and unearthly smile as he rapped his fist against the glowing blue door twice. The slight reverberations he felt with each tap filled his robotic heart with a sort of glee that he had not felt in quite a while, don't misunderstand however, it was not a simple or pedestrian joy. Not like the one you get from the first bite of a particularly sweet candy or the kind you feel after a hug from an old treasured friend. No, this was the kind of joy that only comes from returning home from a long parlous journey, only to find that everyone has moved on from your disappearance, and only offer a vague recollection of your departure. That sort of morose joy that feels biter sweet... Oh how 8D LOVED that feeling."This door is PERFECT for knock knock Jokes!"

8D would laugh heartily as each of the balls on his hat lit in order and shone brightly. It wasn't every day that one finds a door with the specific resonance and tone for the Perfect Knock Knock. To thick and the knock is to dull and is more of a thud then a proper knock. To thin and the knock has nowhere to reverberate and comes out sounding rattly and gross. This door seemed perfect... In fact only handful of times before had 8D found a door as perfect as this for his craft. In spite of all this however, it seemed no one was answering his knock."No answer huh? Then I suppose I might as well let myself in! Nyuk Nyuk. Got nothen better to do tonight,"

With a quick turn of the nob 8D entered the deep blue Velvet room on the other side."Lucy! I'm home!" Ah.... Classic... Now 8D was not interior decorator, he failed that online course, but  to him the rich blues and faded velvet clashed horribly with the rot Iron and concrete walls. Fancy yet dreary and oppressive... If you asked 8D they where hitting the nail on the head a bit to hard this time... Then again, no one ever did ask him, -Ehehehe- "Hello? Avon Calling. Ehehe"

8D would shake off his laughter and walk through the door closing it quietly behind him. While this was indeed a time for laughter and jokes... it was also time to be serious, he had questions that needed answering.

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"Why hello there little girl, could you point me to the plot help desk-ACH!" 8D would barely get through an introduction and beginning of a joke before the girl's surprisingly strong grip dragged him back out the door and into the night air "Oh wait what hold on now," now 8D wasn't one to get dimensional portal sick, not for a long time, but two shifts one right after the other did seem to upset what he would consider his stomach. He should really look into starting to take something for that, after all if he was gunna keep doing this he would have to get used to the small shifts. He had heard that Ginger tablets help with sea sickness, that might help with this with the whole "Sea of the unconscious thing... But that was much more of a metaphorical sea then a real one so bleh... Also WHAT THE HELL MAN you don't just do that little blond girl! I mean 8D just got here give him a second to look stoic in the Velvet room why don't cha?

"Ehe-ehehe! Now slow down, we seem to have BLUE through our introductions! Ehehe," 8D smiled and giggled childishly as the girl lead him along the busy streets by his hand, he quietly contemplated detaching his hand and playing that prank again, but decided that once today was more then enough. Anything more and he would be predictable. That said a lot of pulling by the hand today... Odd that."Ehehe, my name is Grins! And as for this place you happen to be standing, er well pulling me, through the great city of Endymion, more specifically the BackLight District. Ehehe, Now that that is out of the way I do believe we have quite the night ahead of us GirlWhoseNameIDoNotKnow. So tell me what you would like to see of our fair city and I shall do my best to guide you, be it food or games or something in between, I will do my best to entertain, it is in my nature after all, ehehe"

Instead of fight it or question the situation, 8D decided to roll with it. After all if this was going to go anything like he thought it would, asking his questions now would be pointless. Further more, a night out with a strange companion seemed MUCH more fun then boring old questions. Eheheh

"Ah! It is very nice to meet you Felanie! Might I say I do like your hat... The little face on it makes me smile! Ehehe, Oh but that room, from what Schnozilla in the three piece suit said nyuk nyuk, is your home, why ever would a nice looking lady such as yourself want to leave your home? I myself just went though a great deal of hardship to return to my home... THOUGH that;s just me, who am I to judge or ask for your reasons, I'm just here to entertain! Ehehehe" 8D chuckled to himself as he felt the steel in his hand begin to groan under this little girl's grip. BOY howdy, she must kick botay in the Velvet Room arm wrestling tournaments.

"Hmmm though if you wish for a place to purchase good and or services that both entertain and excite... The best place to start would absolutely be the sweets store!" With a sagely nod the excitable robot would valiantly offer his hand once more to the young girl and make his way to "Mama Jude's Candy Shope", an old timey sweets shop that was open quite late, seeing as how the titular Mama Jude was an insomniac.

"Dull Man? I do suppose it's not the worst nickname I've ever had! Eheheh, but you don't have to be so... BLUNT about it! Ehehehe!" 8D chuckled as he watched the little girl sneak around the shop snitching candy and stuffing it into her pockets. She was lucky MamaJude was no where to be seen for now. Now... A responsible adult would put a stop to this, he would have to end this soon or risk getting both him and little Felanie in trouble. More importantly he had to do the right thing to instill a sense of right and wrong in this obviously troubled youth... BUUUT then again... Rules are dumb and smelly and she did call him a Big Baby and well, we can't have that now can we?

"Oh ho ho ho.... That was rather naughty little one... But this is even deliciously naughtyer! Oh and... I'm a robot sooo.... Yeah don't freak out, Ehehehehehe!" 8D crouched down behind a barrel and detached one of his hands. Thinking back to the many a night he spent watching the Adams Family and channeled his inner Thing. His hand would keep to the shadows as it picked up several pieces of candy from around the shop before returning to 8D and reattaching  itself. 8D would pop one piece of caramel and wink to Felanie "Top that, Ehehehe!"

8D would giggle maniacally as he was dragged from the store and towards the next, this night was turning out to be FAR more fun than simply asking questions he frankly felt he already held the answers to."My My what a bold and naughty little girl you are my dear Felanie! Tell me, Dose Igor and the other attendants know of your actions? I hardly think they would approve. Not that I think for a moment that would mean much to you. Though I must ask, why do these things? Is it merely for fun? Or do you feel some righteousness in your pilfering? For me, it's equal parts of each! Ehehehe" 8D's voice would be a whisper as he fallowed the little girl through the store. She interested him so he felt a need to learn more about her. Perhaps even why she wanted to escape the Velvet Room, he didn't buy her initial excuse for a moment.

"Hmmm, Is it just me Dear Felanie, or are you now smaller then you once were? I've heard of extreme diets to fit into a smaller size, but this is ridiculous, ehehehe," 8D smirked and fallowed suit however, contorting and bending his robotic body in inhuman ways in order to blend in behind the scenery. He would stay close behind Felane, grabbing small trinkets along the way and storing them in his chest cavity, making sure to demagnetize the anti theft clips with his own internal magnates as they went.

"Ehehe, you seem to take the words directly from my mind  Dear Felanie. This is a world of paper walls and millimeter thick rules alignments. To bind yourself to the laws of such a land is an effort in self mutilation that I see no benefit from, Perhaps our manner of thinking is different, perhaps it is the same. In the end it doesn't truly matter, we both arrive at the same conclusion about how to conduct one's self. Eheheh" What a incorrigible child, if she even was a child, with how the velvet room works she could very well be much much older then both his perceived age and his actual one. He would ask but... Ehehe, it is not kind to ask a woman her age now is it?

"Oh come now, you must learn to take jokes in stride!...even if yours is a short one... EHEHEHE!" 8D would add that last comment about her stride to himself under his breath, twas a joke for him to hear and no one else! Aha Ehehe! He would, however, make a point to continue to fallow Felanie into the store, keeping an eye out for potential witnesses to their game "My My Felanie, you do have quite deep pockets. What are you planning to do with all these nice going out clothes, from your reaction to my arrival I can guess you don't get out of the Velvet room much. Frankly I got the impression that Ol'Long Nose and Miss.Riding Crop run a tight shift, ehehe"

"My my my she sure can run!" Grins chuckled to himself as she booked it from the scene."Hm... I occurs to me, however, that I didn't quite learn what I came here for... Oh well! There will hopefully be plenty of time for knowledge later. As for now I suppose I'll just... Take my leave." Satisfied in his decision, 8D stepped behind one of the nearby coat-racks and disappeared...

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