When Da Hoos Gotta Hoo, a Hoos Gotta Hoo[Morning]

Bernard had Hood his way into a Place that day. Preferablly, he had stealthily snuck into a woman's purse in order to get into the movie theater. What had actually happened was the owl had jumped in because she was chasing a mouse. However the damn mouse elusivley made its way through her purse. Because Bernard had a small frame and everyone was pretty batshit blind. The Owl had managed to sneak into the Movie Theater

Now,

Movie Chances

1-Bernard walks into a showing of 50 shades of Grey, and gains a deeper, more intricate understanding of the Human Emotion, and how stupid the entire movie was.[Understanding]

2-Bernardette watches an Intelligent oriented movie, a documentary about animals or whatever, that somehow boosts her intelligence[Intelligence]

3-Bernadette watches a horror movie and hoos in glee at how everyone is dieing, while the rest cower in fear[Courage]

4-Bernard watches a Comedy with Adam Sandler, a family favorite that makes him learn about expression himself. [Expression

Random number (1,4) :

3

50% Chance Bernard actually understands something out of these fucking movies

Random number (1,2) :

1

Gotta redo because I didnt specify the chance

On a 2 Bernard actually understands something

Random number (1,2) :

2

And so, Bernard watched Gleefully from a womans purse as countless people were beheaded and killed. Some movie about the Headless Horseman. The woman he was in the purse of would shriek horribly as some idiot got beheaded on screen, the red liquid splattering across the screen caused shrieks of terror to erupt across the audience. In which the snowy owl would continue to muse and kek like a little excited child. Flapping her wings very happily at the display! After all, Bernadette was a very brutal owl, and was no exception compared to other predator species. She felt excited and enthralled to actually hurt someone now.

+7 to Courage Baby.