Asshole, the Dwarf

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Asshole, The Dwarf
Say hello to the hammer boys!

The Biography

Birth Name:Assy Mcgee
Aliases:Assy, Asshole
Gender: Male
Age:222
Birth Day: 9/11
Arcana: Chariot
Place of Residence: Somewhere in the terminal
Sorority: (Are you a part of a club? If so, put it here. It needs to be a club listed on the guide here. This is optional.)

Part/Full Time Job: Screwin your wife

Appearance: Assy is 5'0 tall, which is considered the appropriate manly height of a dwarf. He has an amazing beard, a muscular body, and a face only a grandma can love. Assy contains scars from a battle that was fought a long time ago, but the most noticeable one is three x's that appear on his chest. They tend to light up whenever he's drunk, so he is apparent a glowing manly star most of the bloody time. His outfit consists of dwarven battle armor of manliness.

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Alternate Appearance: (The Appearance you take when wearing the Mask of your Persona. Make it atleast a paragraph.)

Personality: (At least a paragraph)

The Potential

Strengths: (Anything your character is skilled in, such as Martial Arts/ Drawing/ etc? You are allowed a maximum of five strengths and a minimum of three.)

—Strength Name:Mystical art of the whippy stick
—Description: Attack speed boosting strength will allow you to attack twice with your Soul bound weaponry in PvS conflict in one attack post.

—Strength Name: Battle born
—Description: Strength boosting strengths will add 15% to your Dexterity stat

—Strength Name: Dweller of Sin
—Description: As all demons, temptation is what they are born from. Mental aliments have a 15% less chance of effectiveness.

—Strength Name:Dwarven combat of the old times
—Description: The dwarf has lived through so many battles that his skills in experience is far ahead than a normal human being. He has quite the knack of using his hammer with dwarven hammer.

—Strength Name: Insult Galore
—Description: This dwarf trash talks you so much that any rage inflicting aliment that Asshole uses will have a 15% higher chance of effectiveness.

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((A floating Strength is a strength you've gained inRP. For example, if you were on a Kendo team for some time, you'd naturally know Kendo which is where this strength would come in. However, be aware, it will not be as strong as any of your actual strengths and is a small plus)

—Floating Strength Name:
—Description:

Weaknesses: (You must have the same amount of weaknesses as strengths. These weaknesses pertain to you and not your Persona. IE: Physically Weaker, lack of attention span, etc.)

—Weakness Name: Beatrice!!!
—Description: This hammer is a memento that was left by his wife that forged it for him. Assy seems to be in a pickle in a physical sense without his hammer.

—Weakness Name: Rage alocholic
—Description: Assy is drunk 45% of the time, which really means that he himself has an extra turn of rage if he is inflicted.

—Weakness Name: The hell is this magic crap?
—Description: Assy's magic spells are 10% weaker when it comes to damage calculation.

—Weakness Name: You hit like my wife! Hit me harder you #%%$
—Description: Assy takes 10% damage more when it comes to soulbound attacks.

—Weakness Name: Dwarven attitude
—Description: Assy lives by a code, which makes it hard for him to let go or watch his mouth. In delicate situations, Assy is probably not the mediator.

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((A floating weakness is one gained in RP. It could be a fear you inherited during RP, or an injury that hinders your character. Some can be temporary while others can be permanent.)

—Floating Weakness Name:
—Description:

Soul Bound Weapon: (This is the weapon you'll be able to summon to your hand while in combat. This weapon is special for your character specifically and allows you to fight Shadows and Demons without the need of summoning your Persona. This can be anything but a Gun (Or gun related weapon))

Weapon Name: Beatrice
Weapon Description: a 2 foot long hammer.
Weapon Image:

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Weapon Attack Type: Strike
Weapon Element: (Leave this blank. Only special weapons obtain an element behind its blows.)

Side-Arm Weapon:

Side-Arm Name:
Side-Arm Description: (What it looks like)
Side-Arm Image: (Not necessary)
Side-Arm Attack Type: Gun
Side-Arm Style: (Choose one of the three below -

Revolver - Single Shot - Accuracy is increased by 20%. Consumes only one type of ammo per use. Can shoot only one enemy at a time.

Shotgun - Scatter Shot - Accuracy is decreased by 30%. Consumes 3 types of ammo at once to fire -must be same type of ammo. Can shoot all enemies with one attack.

Machine Gun - Muti-Round - Accuracy is decreased by 30%. Consumes 3 types of ammo at once to fire -must be same type of ammo.)

The Background

History:Once upon a time, there lived a dwarf on the other side of the terminal with the rest of the demons. He had many friends, an elf that he tends to kick the shit out on Wednesdays, and a demon horse that always looks like he’s pregnant. Long story short, Assy was a warrior for the Stormguard, an unaffiliated dwarf strike force that would take on any job if the price is right. Apparently, Assy’s group was paid to check out some sort of terminal uproar, but he was too drunk that day to do anything about it. The dwarves had their hands full with other demons who thought they were getting in the way, but really, they were looking for the nearest tit bar.

Around the time that the terminal was opened, Assy’s wife was eaten by some strange goblin. The goblin proceeded to receive the ass kicking of a lifetime before a drunk and broken hearted assy traveled to the human realm of azores, leaving his five month child behind with a pint of beer and a blunderbuss, along with a note that says “be back…whenever……make sure you’re a man till then.”

This is the story of Asshole the dwarf.

Posts : 2 Join date : 2016-05-11

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