Mysterious Strange Man [Jack]

Diana was wandering the streets of Eirini again in hopes to discover more about the Erisia Dysnomia and the humans. She was walking obliviously, she doesn't where to go and she doesn't where is she going actually. Until, a butterfly passed by her. It was very beautiful as it flaps its wings. It has a very attractive white color. Diana followed it, she followed where it goes. Diana already knew this is a butterfly since she owned two butterfly drones to help her see her surroundings. More reasons, why she was attracted to the butterfly is to know where the little guy(or girl) was going. She traced its tracks. Tracing, tracing...


Diana tripped on a rock that she didn't see. She is too much focused on the butterfly that she can't even notice the rock blocking her way. Diana felt something as she fell. "Pain... This is what humans feels when they're hurt" she said as she stood up. "So humans are capable of emotions as well such as joy,anger,sadness,fear and disgust. Such strange emotions, I wanna feel them all" she started to talk to herself.

"Then you're going about this all wrong..." a tired and slightly slurred voice would come from behind Dianna a little further down the path. Mysterio, after exiting the bar and deciding that it was still early enough  to get into some sort of trouble with the locals. Seeing as how Parangelia was starting to feel bit played out at this point, you can only wreak scientific havoc and pain in one place so much before it gets boring, Mysterio decided to hop on his personal tram over to Eirini and see what kind of research he could muster. What he hadn't anticipated was to come across a slightly familiar android face down in the dirt thinking it was human.... Tch... Leon and Veca are about as close to humans as an android could get. Who was this one thinking it was more advanced then Mysterio's own designs.... wait... Who's bot is this!?

"If you want to experience human emotion... I'd start with the ones that don't suck." Mysterio would crouch down beside the bot and eye it with a glazed over expression. "Need a hand there?"

Diana looked at the man behind her. "Hello there" she greeted him. The man asked her to help with emotions. "You can help me feel emotions!" Diana got his interest. She approached the man. "If you don't mind then I accept your help" she said before shaking his hand then introducing herself. "Hello. I am Diana, i shall be your protector and your friend". She then gave the doctor a cute smile. "Thar's a strange uniform, are you a doctor? The humans that heals and cures diseases of fellow humans" she asked, it was obvious for her that he is a doctor because of the lab coat.

"Protector and fri-" Mysterio mumbled to himself as he looked at the strange android.When did he say he wanted a protector, let alone a friend. He had enough friends already! To many in fact! Between Keno and his assistants he was beginning to feel almost suffocated by the genuine feeling of love. At this point he was trying to LOSE friends so he could focus on his work!... sigh..... stupid people who care about you...

"Sigh... Alright alright, I'll help you with your emotion problem.. Just tell me who made you and I can sue their pants off for stealing my work. Then I'll see if I can do anything about your glitching emotions. Which ones are you having trouble *COUGH* with feeling?" Mysterio would reach into his coat to produce a flask... He was sobering up at the WORST time...

"Well, I was made by the two scientist whose working for Lady Lux, the Maiden of Eris." she answered. She remembers her first days in Erisia Dysnomia. She used to protect Eirini from Sfalmas. Memories but now, she's free. The problem is that Diana can't feel any emotion except for happiness. "I can only feel happiness but others such as sadness,disgust,fear and anger. I can't feel them. Do you know how to fix that?" she said in monotones like a real robot and looking at the flask he was holding. Is that the answer?

"So you only feel happiness and you want to experience pain, sadness, and anger?... You don't uh... don't got all your wires hooked up right do ya? If I were in you're shoes I'd just sit in a corner all day and feel happy... But if you really want to feel sad I guess I can help, sense I'm just such a nice guy," Mysterio took a long swig from his flask and let out a sigh before settling his eyes on the young android before him... this was gunna be fun.

"Let's see... You're design is overly complicated, you're programing is buggy as all hell, your creator wouldn't know his ass from his elbow if you drew him a map and tattooed it on his wrist, your silly pink hair is an eyesore, you're overly peppy to the point that I want to gouge my own eyes out and feed them to the first dog I find and you smell funny...." Mysterio smiled as he felt a lot of pent up aggression flow out of him. MAN! He needed that! "So! Did it work? Do you feel sad now?"

Mysterio helped her to feel sas by saying harsh words. Unfortunately, Diana can't understand what is she saying but she knows that it was an insult. She was not affected by the insults about herself but she was really angry when he insulted her creator. "Hey! My creator created me perfectly!" she bursted up then summoned her chainsaws and tried to attack Mysterio. Diana would then stop as she realized, she was angry and not sad. "Wait... Is that anger?" she asked herself then desummoned her chainsaws. "It is! It is anger!" Diana's mood swings to happiness. "I'm angry for the first time!" she started to jump in joy. "Thank you!" she thanked the doctor with a wide smile.

"Mm?" Mysterio felt a vague interest in the conversation as the strange android became enraged at mention of it's creator. The fact that it was able to spawn chainsaws out of seemingly nowhere was indeed quite impressive, however the mere notion of using chainsaws as a primary weapon was completely and utterly idiotic. This proved Mysterio's theory that her creator was of an inferior intelligence without a shadow of a doubt. What possible use could a Chainsaw have over a gun or a normal blade? No doubt they looked cool, but they were anything but efficient.

"You're happy that you're angry? I don't think you know how anger works my friend...." This android just wasn't getting it... but this conversation seemed to be fun so might as well mess with it's head a little.

Diana chuckled. She now knows that is not how anger works. [color=#cc66ff]"Sorry, my mood swinged just a while ago but I do understand now. Anger is the feeling when you are enraged like a truck doing a carmageddon. I see that it is a negative emotion"[color] she replied. This was rather a strange conversation and Diana looks like a big weirdo being happy while angry. What a complicated robot, she should feel more emotions. "What else do you got?" she asked.

"Hmmm actually... You might prove to be useful..." A dark smile took over Mysterio as he looked at the young android... "It's not to often I come across someone trying to understand emotions they do not have. You see the androids I created have full agency and emotional controlee... you however do not." Mysterio reached into his coat and withdrew a business card. He softened his smile before handing it to the young fembot. "Stop by my lab and we'll work on hammering out your emotions one by one,"

Or... he could run a few tests on how the various emotions effect magic energy by having her run some tests while a single emotion is active. More often then not sentient life experiences a plethora of emotions at any given time, like a stew.... This Android however... only experiences one at a time. More like a broth... Mysterio could isolate and test emotions one by one... How.... very... Interesting... "My name is Dr.Mysterio! What might yours be?"

Diana took the business card, only to discover that he was a scientist and not a doctor. "I see..." she said, scratching her chin. She pocketed the card and smiled back at Dr. Mysterio. "Sure! I'll stop by your lab so I can have those other emotions in no time!" she said. Diana smiled more widely as the scientist introduced himself. "I am Diana! It is a very big pleasure to meet you, Dr. Mysterio." she introduced herself as well. "So, when can I go to your lab and where can I find it?" she asked. The scientist just got her interest. Diana would do anything for knowledge and new things that she didn't know. She is like a gullible child who can be lured by using candy.

What a naive little-  "The adress of the lab is right there on the back! Just phone ahead to set up an appointment with the number on the front and I'll be sure to be there!" Mysterio felt a bit bad for not telling this poor android the whole truth... wait... No that was just the stomach ache from lunch... No more Sfalma meet burgers... bleh..."I promise that if we work together we could unlock all your hidden emotions! Who knows, you might even discover a brand new emotion! We could name it after you. How dose that sound?" Mysterio took another swig from his flask... Better to not be fully cognoscente for this conversation.

Taking a look again at the card, the address was there. She pocketed it again once she was done reading the whole card. Diana feels so excited about this but unfortunately, she can't go right now. She still has a lot of things to do. So maybe tomorrow? "Deal!" she said with a thumbs up. How nice of him to help her with her emotions. Diana can feel the same vibe with him when she mer Haruo and Elvira. Dr.Mysterio despite being mysterious and strange, might be a really nice guy. Don't judge a book by its cover. "It is a big pleasure to meet you, doctor. But I am afraid, I have to be elsewhere. Goodbye!"  she said goodbye to Mysterio, taking a bow before turning away. She activated her butterfly wings and dashed through the streets, leaving the doctor on his own.

***Exit***

"Oh trust me, the pleasure is all mine!" Mysterio felt his face begin to hurt from the smile that was plastered on it. This android may have been interesting but it was also quite draining... Like who in their right mind makes an android that's just happy all the time? That had to get in the way durring combat...

As Mysterio watched the strange robot literaly fly away he found him self oddly excited to have a new test subject... Interesting... This was becomeing very interesting...

{Exit}