Chatbox Quotes of Hilarity and Horror

Just copy and paste the quotes that you find funny or horrifying on this thread. It will be nice to look back with amazing nostalgia when this site becomes older and older. I have a great one to start with.

[17:03:11] Mr.Bean : Essay can my char be a Pornstar?

[17:03:16] @ Genji Kano : But I'll definitely be able to help you with that, since I'm posting for you.

[17:03:34] Abel XIV : Yeah... Thank you man Smile

[17:03:39] @ Term Paper : If you want too, I don't care

[17:03:42] @ Term Paper : You're a sick person though

[17:03:47] Abel XIV : Essay, can my character be a clone of Hitler?

[17:04:01] @ Term Paper : If you want too, I don't care

[17:04:06] @ Term Paper : You're a sick person though

[17:04:09] MrShadowblademaster : o.o

[17:04:15] Abel XIV : Lol xD

[17:04:28] Abel XIV : Do you have a CB quotes thread?

[17:04:37] @ Genji Kano : I think we might need one.

[17:04:51] @ Genji Kano : If we don't I'm making one right now.

[17:04:51] Abel XIV : Jewels like this one need to be stored for all eternity xD

I just had to post this.

[17:13:44] @ Term Paper : "I know you Masturbate every night to be strangled by a belt."

[17:13:52] @ Term Paper : "THATS NOT TRUE! That's impossible! You're not me!"

[17:13:56] MrShadowblademaster : .

[17:14:06] @ Term Paper : *BATTLE MUSIC*

[17:14:11] @ Genji Kano : XD

[17:14:17] @ Genji Kano : Another quote is born.

[17:14:25] @ Term Paper : *DEFEATED = SYMPATHY MUSIC*

[17:14:38] @ Term Paper : "Maybe I do do it from time to time.."

[17:14:53] @ Genji Kano : I'm posting this right now. XD

[20:24:47] @ Philemon : Purple people rule this chat

[20:26:09] @ Genji Kano : It's always been that way, it should always stay that way.

[20:26:43] Swift The Ripper : ,

[20:27:01] * Philemon glares at swift

[20:27:04] @ Genji Kano : No.

[20:27:06] @ Genji Kano : No.

[20:27:07] @ Genji Kano : No.

[20:27:13] @ Genji Kano : This will not do.

[20:27:15] MrShadowblademaster : .

[20:27:28] * Philemon glares at Shadow

[20:27:29] @ Genji Kano : They are staging a revolt! D:

[20:27:40] @ Philemon : WE WILL NOT FALL!

[20:27:44] @ Genji Kano : We need to fight back. Mad

[20:27:49] MrShadowblademaster : who said the revolt hasn't already happened

[20:28:04] ★ ENIGMA has been disconnected on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:28 pm (session timeout)

[20:28:05] MrShadowblademaster : who said that the green haven't already won

[20:28:18] @ Genji Kano : Oh. My. God...

[20:28:37] @ Philemon : Hah! Enigma falls!

[20:28:39] @ Philemon : Three more!

[20:29:02] Sukiro has been disconnected on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:29 pm (session timeout)

[20:29:05] @ Genji Kano : Razz

[20:29:12] @ Genji Kano : Same with Suki.

[20:29:19] @ Genji Kano : We're taking this back!

[20:29:27] MrShadowblademaster : they will be back

[20:29:33] @ Genji Kano : D:

[20:32:03] MrShadowblademaster : .

[20:32:24] @ Genji Kano : ,,,

[20:32:30] @ Genji Kano : I think we failed, Phil.

[19:35:45] Swift The Ripper : My anus is under attack.


PD: Had to add this. Best. Quote. Ever.

[05:16:48] Katty-kun : Wouldn't it be Arondite/Dansen?
[05:16:51] Kazuya : lawl.
[05:16:54] Katty-kun : Since Oahiz made him his bitch? lol
[05:17:07] Yasuo Reiki : That ish a good one
[05:17:22] Kazuya : That one's already canon.
[05:17:29] Katty-kun : http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ei0sGtgX1rpznqgo1_1280.jpg
[05:18:29] Yasuo Reiki : Brokeback Mountain: Kizuna Academy Edition: Dansen & Arondight, a Love Forged in Combat!"

Another masterpiece, this one a result of the combined products of the sick minds of Kogami, Xin, and *of course* myself e.e:

[05:20:10] Kogami : i have this ..hidden anger
[05:20:45] Kogami : for wierd yaoi
[05:20:47] Kogami : like this
[05:21:07] Kogami : your fight for survivla turns into a rape scene
[05:22:22] Katty-kun : Yuck
[05:24:19] Yasuo Reiki : [19:35:45] Swift The Ripper : My anus is under attack.
[05:24:30] Yasuo Reiki : Perfect moment, perfect quote
[05:25:02] Kazuya : ...
[05:25:08] Kazuya : What.
[05:25:28] Yasuo Reiki : What you heard.
[05:25:38] Yasuo Reiki : His anus is under attack.
[05:26:09] Kazuya : . . . That does bring up a pertinent question
[05:26:11] Kazuya : BY WHAT?
[05:26:57] Yasuo Reiki : Dunno. The Zerg?
[05:27:44] Kazuya : LIIIVE FOR THE SWARM!!!
[05:27:48] Kazuya : "Nooooo! NOT THE ANUS!"
[05:29:39] Kazuya : Never before have I felt so sorry for Infested Terrans.

[16:09:58] @ Eris : Hmm... Can I kick myself?

[16:10:02] Eris has been kicked by Eris

[16:10:04] Eris joined the chat on Sun May 26, 2013 4:10 pm

[16:10:07] @ Eris : XDD

[16:10:07] Keirii Sasaki : hey engima

[16:10:22] ★ ENIGMA : yo.

[16:10:25] Keirii Sasaki : there are times i wish i could click myself.

[16:10:31] Keirii Sasaki : *kick

[16:10:42] Unforgiven : It is and you took the words right out of my mouth Enigma.

[16:10:50] @ Eris : I could kick you for you. Very Happy

[16:11:18] Keirii Sasaki : you seem too happy about that.

[16:11:40] @ Eris : Kicking people is fun. Especially kicking yourself.

[16:11:42] Eris has been kicked by Eris

[16:11:46] Eris joined the chat on Sun May 26, 2013 4:11 pm

[16:11:54] * ★ ENIGMA kicks Katsu!

[16:12:00] @ Eris : It actually glitches the CBox for yourself. Razz

[16:12:05] Katsu! : AY

[16:12:15] Katsu! : WATSON DOES NOT KICK HOLMES

This just had to be immortalized.

[21:59:21] @ Term Paper : CHEEL

[21:59:49] @ Term Paper : I posted for you

[22:00:02] Keirii Sasaki : -huggles termy-

[22:00:15] * Term Paper is huggled.

[22:00:20] @ Term Paper : Did I do something?

[22:00:56] ★ ENIGMA : u da daddy

[22:01:39] @ Term Paper : ..Enigma..

[22:01:42] @ Term Paper : Die

[22:02:05] Kazuya : Snrrrrk.

[22:02:51] ★ ENIGMA : why doe??!?!??!?!

[22:03:29] @ Term Paper : The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate.

[22:03:58] @ Term Paper : Entrusting his future to Enigma, man clings to a dim hope.

[10:55:35] Grantus : Sure.
[10:55:46] Grantus : All I want is a nice romance. xD
[10:56:22] Kazuya : I'd send you to Abel, but I'm fairly certain you want a heterosexual relationship, no? lawl.
[10:56:33] Grantus : NO
[10:56:36] Grantus : I LIKE BOOBIES
[10:56:41] Kazuya : lolololololol.

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[17:07:33] @ Eris : Okay, now to switch to Genji and post to that Investigation.
[17:07:39] Eris has been kicked by Eris
[17:07:41] Eris joined the chat on Tue May 28, 2013 5:07 pm
[17:07:43] Seshou : I want to be a tentacle monster
[17:07:49] @ Eris : Oops. >.<
[17:07:53] Eris has been kicked by Eris
[17:08:02] Kazuya : Be a Nyarly child, get a plant-ish Persona
[17:08:05] Kazuya : Tainted Soul
[17:08:21] Genji Kano joined the chat on Tue May 28, 2013 5:08 pm
[17:08:21] Kazuya : Then molest female Persona Users indiscriminately.
[17:08:29] Kazuya : For safe measure, also hit them with Marin Karin.
[17:08:58] Seshou : Step 3: Become a pimp. And fuck Nyaruko-chan and Phil.
[17:09:33] Seshou : ... That'd acually be pretty funny xD
[17:09:54] @ Genji Kano : Okay, so I'll just post for the investigation after dinner. Talk to you all later.
[17:10:07] Genji Kano has logged off the chat on Tue May 28, 2013 5:10 pm
[17:10:17] Seshou : Kayz
[17:10:28] Seshou : I'm off myself
[17:11:23] Seshou has logged off the chat on Tue May 28, 2013 5:11 pm
[17:12:27] Grantus : Why cant I molest females? I dont have a.girlfriend yet
[17:13:32] ★ ENIGMA joined the chat on Tue May 28, 2013 5:13 pm
[17:13:57] Masami Gakki joined the chat on Tue May 28, 2013 5:13 pm
[17:14:13] Masami Gakki : O_O; Well that's not a note I should be arriving on...
[17:14:19] Masami Gakki : but oooh! red now
[17:14:25] Kazuya : .... ....

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[19:22:57] * Kazuya rips off his entire appearance to reveal a taller more feminine 'Kazuya'
[19:23:03] Kazuya : YES! I'm a GIRL!
[19:23:06] * Kazuya tackles Abel
[19:23:15] Seshou : Ok, I won't ninja kill you Kazuya...
[19:23:26] Seshou : I'll ninja molest you :3
[19:23:45] Kazuya : Not if I rape you first.
[19:23:59] * Seshou takes off his mask too
[19:24:14] Seshou : YES, I'M AN OCTOPUS!!
[19:24:24] Seshou : OCTODAD THEY CALL ME
[19:24:54] ★ Android 00 : Chance, what has become of this c-box.
[19:24:59] Seshou : YOU CAN CALL ME OCTODADDY THOUGH.

[00:55:53 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : Well, with more people here, it should mean more people who are getting closer to the truth
[00:56:02 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : BTW, Abel
[00:56:06 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : PICK SOMEONE DAMNIT
[00:56:12 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO
[00:56:25 03/06/13] Attendant Chance : Indeed. I don't get the protagonist feel from anyone as of yet.
[00:56:29 03/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : Have done so.
[00:56:39 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : Oh good
[00:56:42 03/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : Seshou is the Chosen One!...
[00:56:50 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : Had a feeling
[00:57:04 03/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : ... To be thrown to a volcano to placate your anger!
[00:57:04 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : Anyway, I need to finish up some posts, if you will excuse me
[00:57:24 03/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : Regarding the guy I'll use for our thread, I dunno :3
[00:57:45 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : ASDFGHJKL
[00:57:59 03/06/13] N4n4m1 H1mur4 : #Brooklyn Rage!!!

[23:33:44] Yasuo Reiki joined the chat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:33 pm
[23:33:57] Yasuo Reiki : Yo.
[23:35:19] Salmane has been disconnected on Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:35 pm (session timeout)
[23:40:23] * Yasuo Reiki loots Salmane's corpse
[23:45:01] Yasuo Reiki : .
[23:45:27] * Yasuo Reiki loots Unforgiven's corpse as well.
[23:51:14] Yasuo Reiki : .
[23:53:58] Unforgiven joined the chat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:53 pm
[23:54:57] Yasuo Reiki : MIRACLE!!, HE CAME BACK TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING!!!
[23:55:14] Yasuo Reiki : ... I'm keeping all your stuff though...
[23:58:04 06/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : ... You there?, Did you came back as a zombie or what?
[23:59:58 06/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : ...
[00:00:19 07/06/13] * Yasuo Reiki slaps unforgiven repeatedly.
[00:00:41 07/06/13] Unforgiven : ?
[00:03:27 07/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : There, you finally react.
[00:03:45 07/06/13] Unforgiven : Haha I'm in a LoL game.
[00:03:49 07/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : So, tell me, are you a zombie?
[00:04:13 07/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : I'll take that as a yes xD
[00:04:52 07/06/13] Yasuo Reiki : AHH!!, A ZOMBIE!!
[00:05:18 07/06/13] * Yasuo Reiki blows Unforgiven's brains out with a shitgun
[00:05:44 07/06/13] * Yasuo Reiki loots his corpse once again.

(Accidental double post)

[14:54:19] Unforgiven : Anyways how's all?
[14:55:57] Hikuro : good :3
[14:56:04] Hikuro : how about you?
[14:56:14] Salmane : Sexy
[14:56:19] Unforgiven : I'm good, probably gonna go eat soon.
[14:56:25] Unforgiven : Sexy as always Salmane?
[14:56:47] Hikuro : ._____. *nosebleed*
[14:57:31] Unforgiven : Haha
[14:58:10] Unforgiven : Having fun Hikuro?
[14:58:54] Salmane : Hikuro just loves the view
[14:58:58] Salmane : XD
[14:59:50] Hikuro : O//////O
[14:59:54] Hikuro : wait.... brb
[15:00:19] Salmane : .--. He actually has one doesn't he...
[15:00:24] Dansen joined the chat on Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:00 pm
[15:02:34] ★ ENIGMA : pfft
[15:02:37] ★ ENIGMA : wut view
[15:02:50] Unforgiven : XD
[15:03:15] Dansen : Enigma's sad he hasn't got a look
[15:03:17] Salmane : -_-
[15:03:41] Unforgiven : ^@Dansen
[15:03:45] Unforgiven : Jelly.
[15:04:25] Salmane : Enigma's sad cause his twerk team is full of men
[15:05:17] ★ ENIGMA : noo
[15:05:21] ★ ENIGMA : i'm happy about that
[15:05:25] Unforgiven : ^@Salmane
[15:05:25] ★ ENIGMA : twerkin' wiff men
[15:05:26] ★ ENIGMA : mmmm
[15:05:36] Dansen : ........................................................................................................
[15:05:43] Salmane : No comment

[19:16:03] Grantus : Now since Term is out, I want to know, do you know the answer to the problem? XD
[19:16:04] Salmane : But I do it anyways. I just look for my name somewhere
[19:16:15] Salmane : Unforgiven! Posst fooor meeee
[19:16:24] Salmane : Which problem?
[19:17:00] Grantus : If you use Agilao, a Tier 2 spell, with your Pmstr at 80, not adding any bonuses, how much damage would it cause?
[19:17:18] @ Term Paper : I am not out foo
[19:17:27] Salmane : 120?
[19:17:28] Unforgiven : I will when my dad gets home.
[19:17:30] Grantus : You were fir a bit.
[19:17:31] Grantus : YES
[19:17:33] Grantus : YES
[19:17:44] Unforgiven : SHE GOT IT RIGHT!
[19:17:51] Salmane : Razz
[19:17:52] Grantus : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:17:52] @ Term Paper : My god.
[19:17:57] @ Term Paper : I thought this day would never come
[19:18:00] Grantus : IT'S A MIRACLE
[19:18:09] Salmane : Only took a hour
[19:18:18] Grantus : xD

[20:59:17] Sukiro : Mio evolves into: http://sword-girls.info/data/swordgirls/images/cards/agent-nold-34cd.jpg.

[20:59:36] * The Tormented One spits out soda.

[20:59:40] * Grantus drools.

[20:59:50] Attendant Shi : -.-.

[20:59:53] * Attendant Shi scuffs.

[20:59:57] Attendant Shi : Men....

[20:59:58] Sukiro : Ooops.

[21:00:03] Sukiro : Wrong one.

[21:00:03] * Joey Yamamoto fell more sad.

[21:00:20] The Tormented One : I spit out my soda because I had to sneeze. Who cares about blondes with big boobs. Psh