Chatbox Quotes of Hilarity and Horror

[14:43:12] ficou joined the chat on Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:43 pm
[14:43:42] * Deshi shakes head
[14:43:47] @ Azami Aihara : Hey Ficou
[14:43:49] @ Deshi : hi fic
[14:43:50] @ Azami Aihara : I'm a mod now
[14:43:54] @ Azami Aihara : As you can tell by
[14:43:56] ficou : hey guys
[14:43:56] @ Azami Aihara : The @
[14:44:01] ficou : congrats
[14:44:06] @ Azami Aihara : HA JUST KIDDING GOT YOU
[14:44:09] @ Azami Aihara : I'm not a mod
[14:44:14] @ Azami Aihara : I just put an @ in front of my username
[14:44:22] ficou : Why would you dupe me like this
[14:44:23] ~Joyd~ : Azami's just a boring cheater.
[14:44:25] ficou : I'm hurt
[14:44:26] Azami Aihara has logged off the chat on Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:44 pm
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[14:44:27] @ Deshi : guys quite clowning around seriously that shit is confusing.
[14:44:31] TheDeathNaught1 joined the chat on Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:44 pm
[14:44:34] TheDeathNaught1 : WHAT
[14:44:40] TheDeathNaught1 : oh you cunt azami
[14:44:47] Azami Aihara : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2vCOzNShng

[21:49:54] Brittie : I...actually thought he was talking about his bed performance...

[21:49:55] Bernadette : Woah thats 670,616,629x the average american IQ!

[21:50:02] Penny : "or i guess a few miles above that. bwehehehehe..."

[21:50:10] Bernadette : Well brit if you wanna discuss that lets get into a more private conversation

[21:50:20] TheDeathNaught1 : @Bernadett: True, too true

[21:50:24] Penny : "shunny, darling, you wound me! i'm not just an innuendo machine, you know..."

[21:50:29] Cerbs : .

[21:50:33] Bernadette : KEK just kidding lol.

[21:50:48] Brittie : You just embarrassed me, lol.

[21:50:55] Bernadette : >670MPS in Bed

[21:50:57] Daichi : Jokes on you, I got a 90 on the IQ test! That's like an A-!

[21:51:02] Bernadette : talk about fucking someone over

[21:51:05] Penny : "...shit man gotta right that one down."

[21:51:07] TheDeathNaught1 : The average American is slightly smarter than a pebble, and thoughts seep into them as slow as water seeps through 1million feet of Californium

[21:51:22] Brittie : @Dio: All you do is flirting around, let's be honest.

[21:51:48] Penny : "what?! th-that's insane!"

[21:51:57] Daichi : ...I'm sorry, what'd you say? I was watching NASCAR and cleaning ma shotgun.

[21:52:07] Penny : "true, but insane... sniff..."

[21:52:44] Brittie : @Dio: And the worst part is, you flirt with everyone but me. Disgusting.

[21:53:13] Penny : "...oh. i see how it is."

[21:53:25] Penny : "are you jeeeeeeelly, shunny-chan~?"

[21:53:55] Lost joined the chat on Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:53 pm

[21:54:22] @ Lost : Diooooo?

[21:54:27] Bernadette : Shun becomes a semen demon when nozomi isnt around It seems

[21:54:34] Brittie : No. Just lonely. My canon bf is scoring with a robot woman in another universe.

[21:54:41] Penny : "helloooooooooooo, zavie!"

[21:54:50] Brittie : ...semen demon, what in hell is that? Lmao.

[21:55:01] Daichi : Mara.

[21:55:10] Daichi : Thought that was clear lol

[21:55:15] TheDeathNaught1 : exactly

[21:55:25] Penny : "oh, how awful... it's okay, i can at least fill in that void in the meantime~ hey, nozomgar, you don't mind, right?"

[14:45:49] Ryugon : Oh, Hello Tatum
[14:45:57] Telos : Heya Tatum.
[14:46:01] TatumWaldie : @Brittie, you say that now, but you still haven't seen the kind of mischief I can get into! I just... ^.^; don't have my mask on in our thread...
[14:46:25] TatumWaldie : Hello Ryu!
[14:46:30] Ryugon : I'm not stalking you to see if you are hot and a potential candidate for Liam lol
[14:46:42] TatumWaldie : ... o.o I'm ten years old...
[14:46:53] @ Maria : roflmao
[14:47:03] Telos : Yeah...
[14:47:09] Ryugon : I feel like I've entered Death territory
[14:47:10] Telos : hands off, man...
[14:47:19] Telos : What are ya, Death?
[14:47:22] Ryugon : So I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened.
[14:47:43] @ Maria : I love how Death became NA's pedo meme now.
[14:47:51] Brittie : Gross.
[14:47:58] @ Maria : It's hilarious.

[22:28:34] @ Lost : You can do it, Azamworthless.
[22:28:50] Azami Aihara : Thanks Lost to the Core's Bowels
[22:29:19] @ Lost : Aw, any time Waste of Oxygen Azamshouldbedead.
[22:30:04] Telos : Hey!
[22:30:09] Azami Aihara : >raina actually saves nilo
[22:30:16] Azami Aihara : >they're having a picnic in the epilogue
[22:30:16] Telos : Quit insulting Azami, Death.
[22:30:21] Azami Aihara : >everyone's happy
[22:30:28] Azami Aihara : >suddenly a car spins out of control
[22:30:31] @ Lost : >Raina and Nilo both get Ultimate and stomp useless Azami
[22:30:34] Azami Aihara : >car crashes into nilo
[22:30:40] * Telos sighs.
[22:30:42] Azami Aihara : >nilo is crushed to death
[22:30:47] ɘinooM : Posted, Telos
[22:30:50] Azami Aihara : >dies instanatly
[22:30:57] @ Lost : What is this? Drawn to life's censored ending scene?
[22:30:57] ɘinooM : ongrats. You managed to make Nebula curl up into a ball
[22:30:57] Telos : Thanks Moonie.
[22:31:01] * Telos sighs.
[22:31:06] Telos : Wait what?
[22:31:15] * Lost shakes head.
[22:31:16] Azami Aihara : *instantly
[22:31:24] @ Lost : Honestly Azami, get better at spelling, God.
[22:31:30] Azami Aihara : lol
[22:31:42] Azami Aihara : It was a
[22:31:43] Azami Aihara : Typo
[22:31:44] Shunny : Posted as well, Moonie.
[22:31:46] @ Lost : At least /try/ to look like you're being mean.
[22:32:00] Azami Aihara : I am the meanest around town
[22:32:06] Azami Aihara : I once told a man that
[22:32:07] @ Lost : You mean Hectate?
[22:32:08] Azami Aihara : His tie was ugly
[22:32:13] @ Lost : So, an annoying insect?
[22:32:14] TheDeathNaught1 : .
[22:32:25] @ Lost : Gg, Azami. Can't beat that.
[22:32:45] Azami Aihara : Well-played lmao

22:33:40 28/10/2016] Shunny : "Of course he considered the younger a great friend and a source of confidence, and he'd certainly miss him, but he couldn't say that."
[22:33:41 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Wait, shoot.
[22:33:52 28/10/2016] Shunny : Gran is making Lewis hard to get.
[22:34:57 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Why are you even trying to romance Lewis lmao
[22:35:05 28/10/2016] TheDeathNaught1 : .
[22:35:06 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Aren't Shun and Nozomi dating?
[22:35:10 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : kek
[22:35:17 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Did Azores just turn into a soap opera?
[22:35:27 28/10/2016] @ Lost : I ship Shun with Lewis.
[22:35:37 28/10/2016] Shunny : LOL, I'm not trying.
[22:35:41 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Wait nvm
[22:35:44 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Azores was always
[22:35:44 28/10/2016] Shunny : I'm trying to rank 10 him, that's different.
[22:35:45 28/10/2016] @ Lost : End the Nozomi lovers, Shun needs a new man who will live with him in France!
[22:35:47 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : A soap opera
[22:35:55 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : lmao
[22:35:56 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : At this rate
[22:36:09 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Why'd you gotta say that, Azamworthless? ; - ;
[22:36:11 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : Newman will rip through time and space and reach Azores universe Azores
[22:36:14 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : And confront Shun
[22:36:16 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Now I have to remember my daddy left me...
[22:36:20 28/10/2016] Shunny : But I like to joke about it because a certain someone started shipping me with him.
[22:36:21 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : "You lying bastard!"
[22:36:22 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : lmao
[22:36:33 28/10/2016] Shunny : Lol, his romantic life is a mess.
[22:36:57 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : I'm gonna have Bhima romance Hecate
[22:36:57 28/10/2016] Shunny : But no, Azami, they aren't dating. I'd like them to be again, but they aren't as of now.
[22:37:08 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : So I can
[22:37:12 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Skip the rest of this fight
[22:37:13 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : lmao
[22:37:14 28/10/2016] @ Lost : I ship Hectate with Azami.
[22:37:18 28/10/2016] Shunny : Because when Azores 1 ended, Shun ended the relationship and left to England.
[22:37:19 28/10/2016] @ Lost : So they can be together.
[22:37:20 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Forever,
[22:37:26 28/10/2016] Shunny : I ship Azami with Malice.
[22:37:32 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : Wow, playing Nebula is taking its toll on me
[22:37:34 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : rofl
[22:37:36 28/10/2016] ɘinooM : I'm legit inexplicably sad now
[22:37:42 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : Azami x Malice x Hecate
[22:37:45 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Moonie, dun go towards the light.
[22:37:46 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : The true OTP of Azores
[22:37:56 28/10/2016] @ Lost : The best OTP, obviously.
[22:38:04 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : But then Mothman bursts through the door
[22:38:05 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Aside for Rin x Asha.
[22:38:07 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : "AZAMI"
[22:38:09 28/10/2016] * Lost coughs.
[22:38:12 28/10/2016] Azami Aihara : "HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME AND OUR LOVE"
[22:38:16 28/10/2016] @ Lost : XD
[22:38:20 28/10/2016] @ Lost : STOP! I'M DEAD NOW!
[22:38:45 28/10/2016] Shunny : You all need to follow Shun's commandment to have success in your love life.
[22:38:54 28/10/2016] Shunny : First commandment: Snow White Theory.
[22:39:03 28/10/2016] @ Lost : XD
[22:39:05 28/10/2016] Shunny : "Why to stick to 1 if I can have 7?"
[22:39:11 28/10/2016] @ Lost : Shun stop... I-I can't breeeeeath!

[10:52:43 PM] Derp: I’ll deathbound it.
[10:53:02 PM] Derp: I’ll go post now.
[11:05:46 PM] Derp: Numbers for miss and crit?
[11:06:13 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Miss 3
[11:06:22 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Crit on
[11:06:28 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Idk
[11:06:29 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: 9 and 10
[11:06:32 PM] Derp: Okay
[11:07:01 PM] Derp: Posted.
[11:07:13 PM] Derp: HELL YEAH IT CRIT
[11:07:32 PM] Derp: Once More motherfucker.
[11:07:48 PM] Derp: Gonna do that charge on Akasha Arts.
[11:09:18 PM] Derp: Give me numbers for crit for each Akasha Arts.
[11:10:09 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Uh
[11:10:13 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: 3 and 7
[11:10:17 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: No wait
[11:10:18 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: 4 and 7
[11:10:21 PM] Derp: Alrighty.
[11:11:10 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Tbh
[11:11:41 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: It is kind of badass how
[11:11:50 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Joshua just crit
[11:11:52 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Right after
[11:11:55 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: Delivering his answer
[11:11:56 PM] Derp: KEK.
[11:12:00 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: lmao
[11:12:32 PM] Derp: Welp. Let’s see how much Hecate’s HP goes down.
[11:14:08 PM] Derp: RNG GODS I PRAY THEE
[11:14:11 PM] Derp: ONE CRIT PLZ
[11:14:16 PM] Derp: FUCK.
[11:14:18 PM] Derp: So close.
[11:14:20 PM] Derp: Oh well.
[11:14:29 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: NOOO GODAI
[11:14:30 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: I SAID 4
[11:14:31 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: LMAO
[11:14:32 PM] Derp: Still 1170 damage total.
[11:14:36 PM] Derp: FUCK.
[11:14:37 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: >No wait
>4 and 7
[11:14:41 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN LMAO
[11:14:42 PM] Derp: I missed it.
[11:14:43 PM] Derp: FUCK.
[11:14:47 PM] Derp: I’m so sorry lmao
[11:14:50 PM] Derp: I didn’t see it
[11:14:54 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: LMAO
[11:14:55 PM] *** Derp cries. ***

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[21:18:48] @ Joyd : Yo what

Again.

[7:14:41 PM] thundun12: PEE PEE POO PO
[7:14:44 PM] thundun12: oh wait wrong chatr
[7:14:45 PM] thundun12: fuck
[7:14:55 PM] thundun12: Everyone ignore that Im fucking crying lmao
[7:15:13 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: LMAO
[7:15:18 PM] Dan Danni: -_-  [You are annoyed by this development.    Complain?  <3 Quietly leave it be?  -  You've decided to let this glitch slide]
[7:15:31 PM] thundun12: Im dieing holy shit .
[7:15:45 PM] thundun12: was talking about the speech 4chan ran about hilary
[7:15:48 PM] thundun12: you know the kek one
[7:15:56 PM] Krillow: TIL Break is into toilet play
[7:16:31 PM] thundun12: TIL Nagisas mouth is a faulty toilet cause shit keeps comin out of it
[7:17:39 PM] Krillow: let me guess that turns you on?
[7:17:53 PM] thundun12: https://i.imgflip.com/l04he.jpg
[7:17:58 PM] thundun12: Idk, does it turn you on?
[7:18:14 PM] Krillow: do you want it to?
[7:18:18 PM] thundun12: Im scared
[7:18:19 PM] thundun12: now
[7:18:20 PM] thundun12: lmao

[01:17:57 02/11/2016] Daichi : Ritz didn't give a shit about Nebula until she found out she drew a flattering picture of her. Anyone she remotely gives some kind of positive thought/attention has paid her that attention first.
[01:18:51 02/11/2016] Daichi : I'm writing her to be fucked up. It'll get worse and more obvious as events play out.
[01:19:07 02/11/2016] * Phoenix Wright points his finger dramatically
[01:19:10 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Objection!
[01:19:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Mister Daichi, please take a look at the penultimate paragraph of your latest post in your thread with Ms. Erlang
[01:20:44 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You specifically stated that what Ms. Zayasu enjoyed about the painting was not the fact that she was in it, but rather the fact that it was such a beatifully creative art piece
[01:21:34 02/11/2016] * Daichi sweats
[01:21:56 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Seeing as she herself only got into music because of the muse inhabitting her guitar, it would be safe to assume that if she was only interested in what she could gain from others, then she would have no interest in how creative Ms. Erlang's drawing was, but would rather be drawn to the fact that she's in it!
[01:21:58 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Ergo:
[01:22:17 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDvswrxe9r4
[01:22:33 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Your claim that Ms. Zayasu is a self-centered sociopath with 0 interest in others
[01:22:36 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Is a bold-faced lie!
[01:22:53 02/11/2016] * Daichi WA-PSH!!!
[01:23:38 02/11/2016] * Lost bonks Moonie with a hammer.
[01:23:42 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Objection!
[01:23:49 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth shakes head and pounds hand on table.
[01:23:54 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth shakes finger.
[01:23:58 02/11/2016] * Lost slams his desk with a hammer on a stick.
[01:24:14 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Don't listen to him! He's obviously lying!
[01:24:26 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Why you may ask? Because he has no concrete proof!
[01:24:38 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Humans are irrational beings, this psycho analysis is out of date!
[01:24:52 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Oh, but I do, mister Lost!
[01:25:13 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I'd have you take a look at Daichi's latest post once more
[01:25:19 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : But this time, please focus on the third paragraph
[01:25:34 02/11/2016] @ Lost : N-Nani?
[01:25:38 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : "Her face fell. And then turned several shades of scarlet.
[01:25:48 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Sociopaths are completely incapable of feeling emotions
[01:25:59 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : And the witness described Ms. Zayasu to blush intensely
[01:26:06 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : What is that, if not deep embarassment?!
[01:26:32 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth gains composure.
[01:26:35 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : OBJECTION!
[01:27:13 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Let it be shown that Sociopaths are not incapable of emotion. They are incapable of feeling empathy toward others!
[01:27:17 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth points.
[01:27:23 02/11/2016] * Penny puts on a fake beard and bald cap and sits on the judge chair
[01:27:50 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Your cross-testimonial data is based on insufficient information! It clearly favors the public bias!
[01:28:20 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Then why did Ms. Zayasu's attitude towards Ms. Erlang change upon seeing an artwork that she'd have no inclination to be interested in, according to the witness himself?!
[01:28:22 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth slaps papers.
[01:28:23 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright slams the desk[/b]
[01:28:35 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Admit it, mister Edgeworth!
[01:28:35 02/11/2016] * Lost hides behind Penny.
[01:28:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You've no way out of this!
[01:28:42 02/11/2016] @ Lost : This became loud. ;-;
[01:28:53 02/11/2016] Penny : Hm, this seems like a case of semantics. Bailiff, bring the dictionary!
[01:29:24 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Is that me?
[01:29:30 02/11/2016] Penny : Yes.
[01:29:32 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth waits patiently for official ruling...
[01:30:02 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Oh, uh.
[01:30:17 02/11/2016] Penny : Also the medical description of the condition.
[01:30:18 02/11/2016] * Lost runs into a room and brings out a dictionary on a stick.
[01:30:28 02/11/2016] * Penny eyes the stick.
[01:30:31 02/11/2016] * Lost holds it up to Judge Penny.
[01:30:46 02/11/2016] * Penny takes the dictionary but not the stick, then flips through it.
[01:31:01 02/11/2016] * Lost 's life is thrown upside down.
[01:31:05 02/11/2016] @ Lost : That's possible? ; A ;
[01:31:30 02/11/2016] Penny : https://www.psychologytoday.com/basics/sociopathy
[01:31:33 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth sweats in anticipation
[01:31:33 02/11/2016] Penny : Hmm..
[01:31:49 02/11/2016] Penny : I do not see a mention of being unable to feel emotions listed anywhere I look.
[01:32:16 02/11/2016] Penny : The only thing that seems attributed to Sociopathy is the extreme antisocial behavior that may lead the person down a criminal path.
[01:32:26 02/11/2016] Penny : As such, this court rules in favor of Mr. Edgeworth.
[01:32:28 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Hngrk!
[01:32:30 02/11/2016] * Nebula sweats
[01:32:41 02/11/2016] * Penny knocks her gavel a few times for good measure.
[01:32:49 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth looks smug as always.
[01:33:06 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : E-Even so, the contradiction with Paragraph 3 is still very much valid unless the prosecution were to retract their statement
[01:33:15 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : The defense demands that the witness provide an explanation!
[01:33:45 02/11/2016] Penny : Defense, I request you present your evidence once more.
[01:34:12 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Gladly.
[01:34:34 02/11/2016] * Lost has the jury of stuffed animals mumble.
[01:34:36 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Prosecutor Edgeworth claims that what the witness meant with "Sociopathy" was the inability to display empathy towards another individual
[01:35:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : This contradicts with the witness's claim that Ms. Zayasu changed her behaviour towards Ms. Erlang upon seeing her drawing after having stated that she had no ulterior motive to care for it!
[01:36:09 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth WA-PSH!!!
[01:36:40 02/11/2016] Penny : Hm, that does seem odd. Mr. Edgeworth, how do you explain this apparent contradiction?
[01:36:49 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth pounds fist on desk.
[01:37:13 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth shakes head.
[01:37:33 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth waggles finger.
[01:38:51 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : I would like to draw the court's attention to Exhibit C.
[01:38:59 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth presents a folder.
[01:39:06 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
[01:39:09 02/11/2016] * Penny raises eyebrow.
[01:39:48 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Ms. Zayasu's condition explicitly falls under Antisocial Personality Disorder under the Sociopathy spectrum.
[01:40:22 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : This spectrum has a number of co-morbidity with other mental illnesses, up to and including...
[01:40:26 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth points
[01:40:34 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Social Anxiety Disorder!
[01:40:51 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright rears back in shock[/b]
[01:40:55 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : W-w-whaaaaaat?!
[01:40:57 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth pats papers
[01:41:40 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMHPobWWpC4
[01:41:59 02/11/2016] Penny : Hm, that seems reasonable, yes, perhaps make that clearer next time, Mr. Edgeworth.
[01:42:22 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright sweats[/b]
[01:42:27 02/11/2016] * Penny strokes her fake beard.
[01:43:00 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth looks smug and folds his arms.
[01:43:46 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : //I know Ritsu's not a sociopath, but I can't provide any proof!//
[01:44:00 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright holds his head in defeat[/b]
[01:44:59 02/11/2016] Penny : Is that all from the Defense?
[01:45:08 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright stays silent for a bit[/b]
[01:45:20 02/11/2016] * Lost has the jury of stuffed animals murmur more.
[01:45:20 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : The defense rests, Your Honor.
[01:45:24 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : //If I can't provide any proof myself...//
[01:45:38 02/11/2016] Penny : If so, then this case is clear. I declare Ms. Zayasu...
[01:45:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : //I'll just have to squeeze proof out of somebody who can!//
[01:45:47 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points dramatically[/b]
[01:45:50 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : OBJECTION!
[01:46:11 02/11/2016] * Lost has the jury of stuffed animals gasp in suprise.
[01:46:12 02/11/2016] Penny : Hm? What is the matter?
[01:46:13 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright slams his hands on the desk[/b]
[01:46:34 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Miss Zayasu!
[01:47:20 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : If I lose this trial, Nebula, as my client, will be heckled further and be thrown into even deeper depression!
[01:47:27 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You know what she'd do, don't you?
[01:47:58 02/11/2016] * Nebula looks at Ritsuko pleadingly
[01:48:30 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You're the only one who can stop that! And I know for a fact you wouldn't be able to live with yourself if you let it happen!
[01:49:04 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko breaks string on guitar, cigarette falling from her mouth
[01:49:10 02/11/2016] * Lost has the jury of stuffed animals murmur in confusion.
[01:49:18 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Well?
[01:49:33 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I leave this trial's outcome in your hands, Miss Zayasu.
[01:49:37 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You tell me:
[01:50:06 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points dramatically as the camera zooms in on him and the blue-dashy-background thing happens as the music cuts off[/b]
[01:50:09 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Does the defense rest?!
[01:50:36 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : Th-That's...! I-I... don't...!
[01:51:11 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth slams hand on desk, glowering
[01:59:53 02/11/2016] Penny : Hm?! What is it with you two today, you will burst my eardrums!
[02:00:06 02/11/2016] * Penny strokes beard in annoyance
[02:00:42 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Your Honor, the Plaintiff is subjecting my client to self-incrimination!
[02:00:48 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth waggles finger
[02:01:09 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points finger[/b]
[02:01:15 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Objection!
[02:01:57 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : It's your claim that the witness is undeserving of incrimination based on her inability to feel empathy
[02:02:11 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : If such is the truth, why should she bother?
[02:02:28 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I'm bluffing, just like you always say I do.
[02:02:38 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Isn't that right, miss Zayasu?
[02:03:41 02/11/2016] * Penny awaits a response from the Defense.
[02:03:50 02/11/2016] Penny : Mr. Edgeworth, your retort?
[02:04:08 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko breaks guitar string, cigarette falling from her mouth
[02:04:13 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...!
[02:04:53 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko runs hands along neck of guitar, lighting new cigarette
[02:05:18 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko takes puff of cigarette with a callous expression
[02:05:52 02/11/2016] * Nebula shifts her eyes nervously from Zayasu to Edgeworth to the Judge
[02:06:23 02/11/2016] * Nebula clutches the drawing of Ritsuko she drew close, the drawing face of the page facing Ritsuko
[02:06:26 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : Fine. I have something to say.
[02:06:28 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko CROSS EXAMINATION BEGINS
[02:07:02 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright smiles smugly[/b]
[02:07:05 02/11/2016] Penny : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAZAV2tmeS8
[02:08:14 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I was just minding my own business, playing some music on my guitar. The day was real drag, y'know?
[02:09:20 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I needed to blow off some steam. I was tired of being stared at all day. I'm not just some freakshow on display!
[02:09:43 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko puffs off cigarette, glaring at the screen
[02:10:43 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : And what do I find but someone eyeing me up and down! Prolly tryna write up a noise complaint I bet! Get my information!
[02:11:01 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko settles into a neutral stance
[02:11:37 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : So I confront'er. I don't have time for that crap. If I was gonna get written up, I wanted to scare her a little.
[02:12:07 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko blows through smoke
[02:15:15 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...but it wasn't like that at all. It was a picture instead. It was pretty good, I'd admit. But it was some weird, erotic piece. Pretty flattering, but pretty scary. I mean, I don't want to end up as a rug on someone's wall.
[02:15:48 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko shrugs shoulders, holding cigarette aloft
[02:16:08 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I can appreciate art as much as the next artist, but this was a little too off the wall for me.
[02:16:23 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko regains neutral stance
[02:19:03 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : So I told her she shouldn't try to draw me anymore! I gave her picture back, and that was that! Geez, I feel sorry for people that get off on crap like that!
[02:19:45 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I don't like anyone, I DON'T care. This isn't my problem, I don't wanna deal with it.
[02:19:51 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko CROSS EXAMINATION ENDS
[02:20:10 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright moves over to the penultimate statement[/b]
[02:20:24 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright presses[/b]
[02:20:25 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Hold it!
[02:20:58 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Please specify what you mean when you imply that Ms. Nebula "got off" on that.
[02:21:15 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Did you mean that she felt happiness?
[02:21:33 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You'll have to excuse me, my vernacular's a little outdated
[02:21:42 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright scratches the back of his spiky head[/b]
[02:23:56 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : Hmm. She felt somethin' alright. Coulda been inspired, I don't really care either way.
[02:24:12 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Hmm
[02:24:15 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright strokes chin[/b]
[02:24:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Your honor, the defense requests the witness add that to her testimony
[02:25:22 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : ...Relevance?
[02:25:56 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : It's completely relevant!
[02:26:02 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright slams hands on desk[/b]
[02:26:04 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : which I would be able to prove if you let me cross-examine in peace!
[02:26:34 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : ...Hmm. The prosecution acquiesces.
[02:26:45 02/11/2016] Penny : Very well. Defendant, please add that to your testimony.
[02:26:56 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth INSPIRED added to Testimony.
[02:27:13 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright moves over to the new statement[/b]
[02:27:27 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright presents evidence: "Drawn Smiles"[/b]
[02:27:33 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points dramatically[/b]
[02:27:38 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : OBJECTION!
[02:28:37 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : So the witness claims that Ms. Nebula "got off on" and felt inspired at the sight of her music, correct?
[02:29:13 02/11/2016] Penny : Yes, what about it?
[02:29:40 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright smiles smugly[/b]
[02:29:56 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Miss Sayazu, I'm afraid you need to learn to conceal your feelings better
[02:30:06 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright holds a folder[/b]
[02:30:18 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I'd like to draw the court's attention to a specific thread
[02:30:49 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Miss Nebula held a thread titled "Drawn Smiles" with Brittany Wilson, which took place two full hours before she and Ritsuko met
[02:31:35 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : In this thread, Nebula reveals that she only draws things when she is inspired by something that makes people happy, or in other more coloquial words, "Might get people off"
[02:31:43 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : However!
[02:31:47 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright slams hands on desk[/b]
[02:32:14 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : This is a secret she kept to herself and nobody but her parents, both of which died years before Zayasu was even released from her experimental captivity!
[02:32:30 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Yet the witness knew why she began to draw her!
[02:32:37 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points dramatically[/b]
[02:32:53 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Explain yourself, Miss Zayasu! How do you know of the defendant's artistic tendencies!
[02:33:25 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko WA-PSH!!
[02:34:46 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth shakes head.
[02:34:53 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth pats papers.
[02:36:16 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Your Honor, I fail to see how, if my client Ms. Zayasu cannot empathize with others, she would be aware how her own happiness would affect artistic growth.
[02:36:26 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth points dramatically
[02:36:48 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Happiness is an independent emotion, irrelevant of the thoughts, feelings, and desires of others!
[02:37:03 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points dramatically[/b]
[02:37:07 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : OBJECTION!
[02:37:17 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : That's not going to work a second time, mister Edgeworth.
[02:37:30 02/11/2016] * Penny shakes head
[02:37:52 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I can provide a completely logical explanation of how her knowledge of the defendant's artistic tendencies proves she feels empathy for the defendant!
[02:38:14 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright is presented with three options in the touch screen[/b]
[02:38:21 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright chooses option number 3[/b]
[02:38:33 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I can provide an explanation.
[02:38:43 02/11/2016] Penny : Very well, then. Let's hear it.
[02:38:53 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNkA6jnisf0
[02:39:14 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : The witness knows of the defendant's artistic tendencies because...
[02:39:19 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : ...she's been stalking her threads!
[02:39:42 02/11/2016] @ Lost : Nani?
[02:39:45 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : A fact that can be easily proven if you were to backlog the chatbox archives!
[02:39:59 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth slams hand on desk, glowering
[02:40:13 02/11/2016] * Penny widens eyes.
[02:40:20 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : On numerous occassions, the witness has spoken of threads involving Miss Erlang that she had absolutely no part in!
[02:40:36 02/11/2016] Penny : I see, I see. May you provide examples of these cases, Mr. Wright?
[02:40:48 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Ranging from her thread with mister Kagemaru, to her thread with the Parlor Ghost, and so on!
[02:40:51 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright nods solemnly[/b]
[02:41:06 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : A few days ago the witness and I were discussing the defendant herself
[02:41:51 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Not only has she mentioned her panic, introduced in her thread with the Parlor Ghost, she has also mentioned her soundtrack on multiple of her threads!
[02:42:09 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Describing, and I quote: "That she feels that the acoustic guitar fits her really well"
[02:42:14 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : "And that Final Fantasy IX remix tho"
[02:42:19 02/11/2016] @ Parlor Ghost : Hey, my name was mentioned! Kee kee kee~
[02:42:26 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Referring, of course, to the BGM in Drawn Smiles!
[02:42:40 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Not only that, but she's also drawn (heh) refference to the drawings in her Social Links page!
[02:42:51 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : What is that, if not the testimony of an absolute stalker?!
[02:43:52 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : OBJECTION!
[02:44:00 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Huh?!
[02:44:01 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth plants hand on desk
[02:44:14 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth waggles finger
[02:44:58 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : Your Honor, I will disclose to the jury that my client and her writer are not one and the same. In fact...
[02:45:07 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth points dramatically
[02:45:26 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : ...they are two very separate entities!
[02:45:35 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright rears back in shock[/b]
[02:45:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : W-WHAAAAAAAT?!
[02:45:47 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : ....Why didn't you disclose this sooner?!
[02:46:04 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth folds arms and looks smug
[02:47:09 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : It is not my client's writer who is on trial. It is Ms. Zayasu Ritsuko, Mr. Wright. I would've hoped you had done your research!
[02:47:19 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wrighta swallows[/b]
[02:47:22 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Still!
[02:47:35 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : The fact remains that the witness knows of something she had no way of knowing IC!
[02:47:41 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : This is crucial testimony!
[02:47:52 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : The defense demands the witness explains how she knew of this!
[02:48:08 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth awaits Judge's Hearing
[02:48:18 02/11/2016] * Penny scratches her head through the bald cap
[02:48:59 02/11/2016] Penny : I'll allow it. Defendant, please testify as to your knowledge of this... tendency of Mr. Wright's client.
[02:49:37 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...Alright. Whaddya wanna know?
[02:50:04 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Testify about how you know of Miss Erlang's artistic inspirations!
[02:50:05 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Now!
[02:50:24 02/11/2016] Penny : Mr. Wright, please refrain from badgering the defendant.
[02:50:35 02/11/2016] Penny : Now, Ms. Zayasu.
[02:50:37 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright sweats[/b]
[02:50:41 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Y-yes, your honor.
[02:50:44 02/11/2016] Penny : Mr. Wright claims you have knowledge that you should in no way hold without having previously stalked Ms. Erlang. Could you testify as to why this is?
[02:51:28 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : Pure coincidence, Your Honor.
[02:51:36 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko shrugs, holding cigarette aloft
[02:51:40 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright shakes head[/b]
[02:51:55 02/11/2016] Penny : Hm. I'm afraid that does not suffice. Please elaborate.
[02:51:56 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : That's not going to fly, defendant.
[02:52:04 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Or would you rather have me explain?
[02:52:42 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : She looked soooooo pitiful, Your Honor. I see that face every time I brush my teeth.
[02:53:09 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : She's an artist, I'm an artist. Takes one to know one.
[02:56:34 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright presents evidence: Ritsuko's Psychological Profile[/b]
[02:56:45 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : OBJECTION!
[02:56:58 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Takes one to know one, eh?
[02:57:28 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : So you claim you knew of her tendencies because you could relate to her, correct?
[02:58:51 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I know what her art means, yeah.
[02:59:06 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright grins smugly[/b]
[02:59:14 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Why, thank you, Miss Zayasu!
[02:59:36 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : I know how much it must mean to my client that you empathize with her!
[02:59:51 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pBWGp7vDKI
[03:00:09 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko WA-PSH!!!
[03:01:26 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : So which is it, Ritsuko?
[03:01:41 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Are you stalking my client, or do you admit to feeling empathy?
[03:02:12 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Either way, I have a certain friend - an expert in psychology - who would be glad to show to the court your true emotions!
[03:03:51 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth slams fist on desk, glowering
[03:04:11 02/11/2016] * Lost has the jury of stuffed animals murmur in amazement.
[03:05:27 02/11/2016] * Penny solemnly nods.
[03:05:38 02/11/2016] Penny : Defendant, would you like to retort?
[03:06:28 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko breaks guitar string, cigarette falling from her mouth
[03:06:44 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I-I...! I don't know who you're takin' about...!
[03:07:19 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright chuckles[/b]
[03:07:33 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Evidently not, or else you wouldn't have attempted to conceal your emotions fro the court!
[03:07:49 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : So answer the question before I bring her here!
[03:07:58 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright slams hands on desk[/b]
[03:08:03 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Are you a stalker, or a lover?!
[03:08:44 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth slams hand on desk, glowering
[03:08:57 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : O-OBJECTION!! RELEVANCE!?
[03:09:13 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright slams hands on desk, serious[/b]
[03:09:20 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Absolutely all of it!
[03:09:30 02/11/2016] Penny : Overruled.
[03:09:40 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth WA-PSH!!!
[03:09:55 02/11/2016] Penny : Defendant, please answer the question.
[03:10:24 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : I-I...! Th-That's...!
[03:11:04 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko runs hands along neck of guitar, lights new cigarette.
[03:11:10 02/11/2016] * Nebula meekly whimpers something
[03:11:46 02/11/2016] Nebula : "O-objection!"
[03:11:54 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko runs hands along neck of guitar, lights new cigarette.
[03:12:28 02/11/2016] Nebula : "R-Ritsuko... I..."
[03:12:49 02/11/2016] Nebula : "Why were you trying to hide this from me?"
[03:13:23 02/11/2016] Nebula : "Do you have any idea how much grief you could've saved me if you'd just told me?"
[03:13:46 02/11/2016] Nebula : "I hate you! hateyouhateyouhateyouhateyouhateyou!"
[03:14:12 02/11/2016] * Phoenix Wright consoles Nebula
[03:15:59 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko heaves guitar onto Witness Stand
[03:16:21 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko glares furiously at screen 
[03:17:14 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I hate you too! I don't need anyone! You hear me?! I don't need anyone!
[03:17:54 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright points dramatically[/b]
[03:17:57 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : OBJECTION!
[03:18:09 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : If you don't need anyone, how come you're so bothered by her hatred of you?!
[03:18:23 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko WA-PSH!!!
[03:18:31 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Admit it, Miss Zayasu!
[03:18:39 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You know all about her
[03:18:47 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You empathized with her
[03:19:00 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You were even furious at the fact that she didn't want to be near you anymore!
[03:19:30 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : You can't be guilty of sociopathy, because...
[03:19:51 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright rears his hand back, then the camera pans over to in front of him and he points dramatically, stopping all music[/b]
[03:20:00 02/11/2016] Nebula : YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH NEBULA ERLANG!
[03:20:28 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko WA-PSH!!!
[03:20:40 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko heaves guitar onto Witness Stand
[03:20:49 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko glares angrily at the screen
[03:21:08 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : You're stupid! You're wrong! I'm in love with the girl at the Cipher Cafe!
[03:21:37 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : ..!
[03:21:58 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Would you care to repeat that, witness?
[03:22:33 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...
[03:22:52 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko sulks, cradling guitar
[03:23:01 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...you heard me the first time...
[03:23:04 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : I'm. In. Love. With. Her! W-wait, no. I meant the girl at the Cypher Café, I-I don't... I didn't...

[03:23:31 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko plays a heavy solo on her guitar before slamming it down on the witness stand, breaking both the stand and guitar.
[03:24:22 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth holds head in hands
[03:25:14 02/11/2016] * Nebula Erlang stands up
[03:25:24 02/11/2016] Nebula : "R-Ritsuko..."
[03:25:48 02/11/2016] Nebula : "You know... if all you wanted to do was keep it a secret... you could have just asked..."
[03:26:01 02/11/2016] Penny : If that is a confession, that means we have reached a verdict.
[03:26:06 02/11/2016] Miles Edgeworth : ...
[03:26:12 02/11/2016] Penny : A confession in more ways than one. Dohoho...
[03:26:13 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright nods[/b]
[03:26:20 02/11/2016] Phoenix Wright : Indeed we have, your honor
[03:26:24 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...I don't want your damn help...
[03:26:35 02/11/2016] Penny : Now then. I declare Ms. Zayasu...
[03:26:37 02/11/2016] Penny : G
[03:26:38 02/11/2016] Penny : U
[03:26:39 02/11/2016] Penny : I
[03:26:40 02/11/2016] Penny : L
[03:26:41 02/11/2016] Penny : T
[03:26:42 02/11/2016] Penny : Y
[03:26:52 02/11/2016] * Penny makes confetti fall from the ceiling
[03:27:03 02/11/2016] Penny : of falling for another person
[03:27:22 02/11/2016] * [b]Phoenix Wright folds arms, satisfied[/b]
[03:27:36 02/11/2016] * Miles Edgeworth continues to hold head in shame
[03:27:47 02/11/2016] Penny : The sentence is a full 10 years in shipping hell, with an included punishment of four fanfics, two of which must feature all three in the love triangle.
[03:28:03 02/11/2016] Penny : Court is hereby adjourned.
[03:28:24 02/11/2016] * Penny bangs the gavel.
[03:28:26 02/11/2016] * Nebula Erlang walks over to Ritsuko after all have left
[03:28:54 02/11/2016] Nebula : "...g-guess we should get going to shipping hell, huh?"
[03:29:12 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...
[03:29:25 02/11/2016] Zayasu Ritsuko : ...Hell can't surprise me anymore...
[03:29:46 02/11/2016] * Zayasu Ritsuko grasps Nebula's hand
[03:30:05 02/11/2016] * Nebula Erlang gasps
[03:30:57 02/11/2016] * Nebula Erlang simply nods and walks away to shipping hell with Ritsuko




































[03:31:36 02/11/2016] Nebula : aaaaaaaaand to the archives
[03:32:08 02/11/2016] Daichi : Hey Gran! Can we get a Social Link rank for that? XD
[03:32:16 02/11/2016] Nebula : lmaoooooooo

OOC:

[19:35:42 03/11/2016] Nebula : Don't mind me, I just switched accounts to check on selenoos
[19:35:55 03/11/2016] Nebula : (gdiblaezulilshitpostfortherobodogalready)
[19:36:09 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Selena Robomutt
[19:36:18 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Eyyy
[19:36:33 03/11/2016] Nebula : Selenebula
[19:37:17 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Best Crackship
[19:37:33 03/11/2016] Nebula : lmao
[19:37:54 03/11/2016] Nebula : Attendant Paige would have a word or two to say about that
[19:38:06 03/11/2016] Nebula : as would Ritsuko
[19:38:06 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Lol
[19:38:14 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Yes, she would
[19:38:37 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Rit and Nebs are getting together?
[19:38:55 03/11/2016] Nebula : Nah, it's a reference to...
[19:39:00 03/11/2016] Nebula : ... a thing that happened
[19:39:42 03/11/2016] @ Notre Dame : Ah
[19:39:42 03/11/2016] Telos : Huh?
[19:39:47 03/11/2016] Telos : Oh.
[19:40:02 03/11/2016] * Nebula hears a muffled objection in the distance

[20:30:37] Hamburger-senpai joined the chat on Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:30 pm
[20:30:56] @ Lost : Okee.
[20:30:59] GioGio joined the chat on Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:30 pm
[20:31:03] * Lost throws Hamburger-senpai onto the grill.
[20:31:36] * Hamburger-senpai sizzles succulently
[20:32:19] Telos : Hey Gio.
[20:32:20] @ Lost : Posted, Dai.
[20:32:22] Telos : Penny...
[20:32:28] Hamburger-senpai : I'm coming back as meatloaf next time.
[20:32:48] Hamburger-senpai : Kay. I'm doing Taco's thing, I'll read it when I'm done.
[20:32:53] Telos : If you can sopve Joker's cipher, I will never hit on anybody here again
[20:32:56] @ Lost : Can you have sweet ketchup on top then? That's the only form of tomato that isn't disgusting...
[20:32:59] Telos : * solve
[20:33:16] Hamburger-senpai : I can have any ketchup you want, bby
[20:33:18] @ Lost : That's an empty promise and you know it. xD
[20:33:30] * Hamburger-senpai 's lettuce glistens in the gentle sunlight
[20:33:32] @ Lost : H-Hamburger-senpai! o///o
[20:34:14] Hamburger-senpai : Go ahead, Lost-san. Put me in your mouth...
[20:34:17] Telos : *ugh...
[20:34:35] Brittie : [20:31:36] * Hamburger-senpai sizzles succulently
[20:34:36] @ Lost : God, jeez, stop. xD
[20:34:38] Brittie : Rofl.
[20:34:50] Hamburger-senpai : lol kay XD
[20:34:52] Project:Ava : kek holy shit

This is the story of Selenus and the Sushipocalypse:

I really did do the math, 50 suns is about $150 USD. Yeah.

[14:22:50 04/11/2016] Nebula : So me and my friends show up to the sushi bar and buy buffet passes, which basically means we can order anything at the table unlimitedly for 50 suns
[14:22:54 04/11/2016] GioGio : hm
[14:23:03 04/11/2016] Penny : [00:21:43] Nebula : About how my life got tip-turned upside down
[14:23:06 04/11/2016] Nebula : We're 5 people total so we thought that was the best choice
[14:23:06 04/11/2016] Penny : fixed it
[14:23:08 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : Ssh! No talking during Story Time!
[14:23:11 04/11/2016] Telos : 50 suns...?
[14:23:18 04/11/2016] Nebula : Peruvian currency
[14:23:38 04/11/2016] Nebula : So we sit down and let our friend Santiago order for us
[14:23:45 04/11/2016] Nebula : AND THE GODDAMN IDIOT ORDERS 300 ROLLS
[14:24:09 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : Lmao XD
[14:24:12 04/11/2016] Nebula : And we only find out about this when we're served a whole god damn platter of rolls of all different flavors
[14:24:18 04/11/2016] Nebula : And we look at him like
[14:24:22 04/11/2016] * Invisible Dai knows how this ends
[14:24:27 04/11/2016] Telos : What?!?!
[14:24:32 04/11/2016] Nebula : "...you do know we have to pay for whatever rolls we don't eat, right?"
[14:24:34 04/11/2016] Telos : LoL/
[14:24:36 04/11/2016] Nebula : And he paled
[14:24:40 04/11/2016] Telos : Oh god...
[14:24:53 04/11/2016] Nebula : And that's how we ended up taking turns to the bathroom to throw up
[14:24:58 04/11/2016] Telos : How much was a roll?
[14:25:10 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : >300 rolls
[14:25:17 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : Why didnt he just order 40
[14:25:17 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : 300 rolls is fucking EXPENSIVE dawg!
[14:25:18 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : kek
[14:25:29 04/11/2016] Penny : if they were pizza rolls, I'd eat 50 of'em o3o
[14:25:29 04/11/2016] Nebula : I dont fucking know cuz he's Santiago
[14:25:35 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : IF IT WAS MEAT
[14:25:37 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : I WOULD ORDER
[14:25:37 04/11/2016] Nebula : He's the Takeru of our circle of friends
[14:25:37 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : 1000
[14:25:39 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : *100
[14:25:51 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : Alone
[14:25:52 04/11/2016] Nebula : Actually no, more like the 8D
[14:25:56 04/11/2016] Telos : oh god...
[14:25:58 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : Holy shit! XD
[14:25:59 04/11/2016] Nebula : But anyway
[14:26:06 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : If only there was a resteraunt that did that and served Blood sausage.
[14:26:14 04/11/2016] Telos : you guys had to eat nearly a $150 worth of sushi?!?!
[14:26:15 04/11/2016] Nebula : We were like, "Welp, let's get to work"
[14:26:36 04/11/2016] Nebula : And halfway through we literally had to take turns going to the bathroom to throw up in order to make space
[14:26:46 04/11/2016] Nebula : It was
[14:26:49 04/11/2016] Nebula : an experience
[14:26:53 04/11/2016] Telos : OH god...
[14:27:09 04/11/2016] * Invisible Dai gives Moon #1 ribbon
[14:27:20 04/11/2016] Telos : And that's either the last time you let him order for you, or the last time you let him come along in general.
[14:27:27 04/11/2016] Nebula : lmao
[14:27:28 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : Holy fuck dewd, I could MAYBE do 40 on a good day. XD
[14:27:32 04/11/2016] Project:Ava : Santiago
[14:27:38 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : You got some cojonnes!
[14:28:03 04/11/2016] Nebula : He's the rich kid of the group, and generally a really nice guy but
[14:28:08 04/11/2016] Nebula : He has some serious decision making issues
[14:28:31 04/11/2016] Telos : Ah....
[14:28:34 04/11/2016] Telos : He's your wallet.
[14:28:42 04/11/2016] Telos : Your walking, talking, wallet.
[14:28:43 04/11/2016] Nebula : Kek
[14:28:50 04/11/2016] Nebula : He volunteers to be our walking talking wallet
[14:28:57 04/11/2016] Nebula : But seriously though he's really nice
[14:28:58 04/11/2016] Nebula : But this
[14:29:00 04/11/2016] Nebula : THIS
[14:29:03 04/11/2016] Telos : I guess...
[14:29:05 04/11/2016] Telos : Yeah....
[14:29:06 04/11/2016] Nebula : Almost made me want to expel him from the group lmao
[14:29:13 04/11/2016] Telos : That's the last time you let him order for you, eh?
[14:29:21 04/11/2016] Nebula : ye
[14:29:23 04/11/2016] Nebula : never again
[14:29:24 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : lol, who the fuck orders 300 sushi rolls!? XD XD
[14:29:25 04/11/2016] Telos : Or at least, let him decide what to order.
[14:29:47 04/11/2016] Invisible Dai : Tell'im next time his ass gettin' water on the rocks.
[14:30:02 04/11/2016] Telos : Ouch.
[14:30:04 04/11/2016] Nebula : Since the place was really fancy every roll woulda cost us a lot
[14:30:08 04/11/2016] Nebula : So we had to down every last one
[14:30:10 04/11/2016] Telos : Yikes.
[14:30:20 04/11/2016] Telos : Why the hell did you even go there, anyway?!?!?
[14:30:25 04/11/2016] Nebula : Near the end we just started stuffing them in our pockets and going to the bathroom to flush them down the toilet
[14:30:32 04/11/2016] Nebula : Becuase I was promised lunch
[14:30:39 04/11/2016] Telos : Ah/
[14:30:42 04/11/2016] Nebula : And a good time with friends
[14:30:45 04/11/2016] Telos : Well, you got it...
[14:30:45 04/11/2016] Nebula : Not the sushi armageddon

And no one ate dinner that night...

[11/4/2016 9:23:08 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: >be me(yuki)
>16 years old
>live in a pseudo-theocratic, fascist state
"Meh, it's okay, at least there are maids."
>maid in heaven closes down
>the staff was full of terrorists who were plotting against the government
>all the maids are rehabilitated and disappear off the face of the earth to assume new identities
>lose my shit
>put on some stupid-looking halloween costume
>get a shotgun from this weird phantom guy
>bust into the government-owned bank
>one of the bankers scrambles up to me to beg for his life
"I-I'll do anything Anon, just don't kill me! I have a family!"
>look directly into this man's soul
>lean in and whisper instructions into his ear
"...Right. I understand."
>he turns to everyone else
"Everyone get on the floor."
>they stand there like dumbasses
>i fire a bullet into the ceiling and they quickly collapse to the ground
>thatsrightmotherfuckers.jpg
>the guy looks at his coworkers and customers
"Alright... now..."
"Walk the dinosaur."
>mfw: https://i.imgur.com/V6O8jQr.gif

[11/4/2016 11:34:06 PM] Lunar Chromium: >be (Se)le(nus) me
>living relatively nice life
>busy but things are going well
>be friends with this lesbian with a maid fetish
>seen her frequent maid café
>maid café closes down
>visit friend's house to see if she's alright
>learn she's robbing a bank
>rush over to the bank to talk her out of it
>bust in
>everybody's dancing to shitty 90's music
>yo wat

[11/4/2016 11:55:47 PM] Coolio the Magnificent: >be cecilia (aka me)
>14 years old
>live in a fairly decent district in the best city in the world
>there's this maid cafe in the district called Maid in Heaven
>one day i'm on cadet duty and discover the maids are terrorists
>my battle-nun friend and i bring them to justice and bring their treason to light
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>go out to the backlight to pick up some candy to celebrate
>this crazy heretic is apparently robbing a bank
>i arrive on the scene
>shiina and gio kick down the door and i follow closely behind
>it's pure chaos
>everyone in the room is doing 90's dance moves
>claim to be walking raptors on leashes
>mfw i realize infinite jest is at it again: https://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/9/90/Heresy_vein-popping.png/300px-Heresy_vein-popping.png

[11/4/2016 11:58:05 PM] Lunar Chromium: >Be me(bula)
>just joined cadets
>maybe now I can do something with my life
>first assignment
>dispatched to a bank being robbed
>follow closely behind my superiors
>everybody's doing cheesy dance moves
>start drawing
>my tumblr blog will have a field day with this one

Nebula wrote:

The Ace Attorney Trial

And this trial gets appealed and remanded in the real world because....you all failed. Except for the finger pointing and wagging. You all did that right at least.

Attendant Alexander wrote:

Nebula wrote:

The Ace Attorney Trial

And this trial gets appealed and remanded in the real world because....you all failed. Except for the finger pointing and wagging. You all did that right at least.

>makes shitty puns that no-one likes
>tries to accuse people's jokes of failing

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