Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20)

Subject: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Sun May 31, 2015 1:41 am

Jack Cringed as the harsh rays of the sun beat down on his costumed head from above. The one thing about being a costumed mascot for a theme park that can get annoying at times, is how HOT it gets in the suits... Well that and children useing you for their own sick twisted games... And the long hours with no breaks... and the way the suit chafes in all the wrong places... and how... Ok so there were a LOT of that could get annoying at times... But the heat was the number one thing! It was only made worse by the fact that for some reason Jack had decided to wear his ranger suit underneath it... Oh Joy Oh Joy was that a bad idea... Oh well... Live and never learn cus he did this yesterday to. But that was besides the point! Jack had a job to do! and by gum he was gonna do it!

"Hyuck Hyuck! Hey there boys and girls!" Jack shouted in his best "Marty" voice to all the passers by, his little cart decked out with prizes and snacks "Who wants to play the "Happy Quiz Time Explosion" Game? YOu can win fabulous prizes! Hyuck Hyuck! Just step on up and test your smarts against Oooooooold Marty The Mary Martian!" Jack hoped someone would bite... He was paid by the costumer.

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suzio just happened to be passing by and heard the man's offer. ''i'll take a shot at it! suzio shouted hoping he got the attention of the man giving out the quiz.

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Sun May 31, 2015 3:54 pm

Oh thank Zordon someone decided to take this stupid quiz. Maybe Jack would be able to feed his starving wife and children tonight... Wait... Jack dosn't have a Wife or offspring... Hmmm... Or dose he? Maybe Jack had married and sired an heir while he was sleep walking and just didn't know about it... And if that were the case it would be quite awkward to introduce her to the Rangers... And his kid! Jack wasn't ready to be a father yet! He was still in highschool! But... then again this might be just what he needed to get his on track life back off track... Yeah! He would do his damndest for his family (If they exist that is.)

"Hyuck Hyuck! Alright young man! But I warn you! This quiz is suuuuuper duuuuuuper hard! Hyuck Hyuck! If ya win its free of charge and you get a prize! If you lose it's a good old five bucks! Hyuck Hyuck" "Marty" did a quick spin and struck a happy pose"What do ya say? Do you still wanna play with ol Marty? Hyuck Hyuck!"

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suzio was taken aback by the boy's odd behavior, ''whats with this guy? he loved games except for quiz games , but he thought it would be best to play along for now. suzio knew he was going to bomb the thing so that was another reason to try it out. he gets bad grades on test in school so he didn't see how this would be any different.

''unless...thats it!'' suzio thought to himself ''maybe the questions are really easy!'' Alright lets do this! he shouted out loud as he gained a new found confidence out of nowhere. he now started to think positive , maybe too positive. ''hey maybe i can a million bucks or something'' suzio thought to himself as he began to smile. he was only fooling himself however , as the notion of winning a load of money off a quiz game only happens on game shows , not a silly event like this.

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:24 pm

"Hyuck Hyuck! Well aren't we the brave one! Alright! Alright! Alright!" Jack... Kinda hated this part. But he had to do what he had to do! He knew for a fact that if this kid pased his quiz, those 20 bucks would be deducted from his pay... As much as it hurt Jack's heroic heart and sense of right... He knew he had to win this. But he would make this fair. After all, Jack was a ranger, and as the ranger code clearly stated, you must not escalate a battle.

"Question One! Hyuck Hyuck! How many super duper razzle frazzle rides do we have here at the Galaxy Amusement Park!? Hyuck Hyuck!"

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''a tough one right of the bat huh? suzio asked himself as he thought up an answer. while he has been to the galaxy amusment part before , he didn't want to waste his time counting all the rides , and he didn't want to either. Amusement parks vary in a different variety of rides and most of them have too many to count. suzio had no choice then: he was going to have to guess. while he always like to be sure of his answer , sometimes luck did pay off for suzio. besides there was no guarantee if suzio got it wrong , that this kid would get it right.

what would getting the first question wrong do? he asked himself. ''im still going to win anyway so what the hell he thought. hinging his hopes on them both getting it wrong suzio blurted out an answer. ''28'' he said as he awaited to see if he was right or not.

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:41 pm

28.... 28?... 28!? TWENTY FLIPPEN EIGHT!? What dose 28 mean.... It was correct but that was besides the point. It was just specific enough to mean something... Hmmm This kid had gumption.... He's got Moxy! He's a contenda! He's got the flare and the style. Where was Jack going with this line of thought!? No idea. I think Jack's just finally snapped. Ether way the kid had a good guess... So good on em!

"Hyuck Hyuck! Well done Well done! You got the first question right! Only nine more to go! Hyuck Hyuck!" Jack danced in a circle and would hand the boy a slip of paper with the number 1 written on it in flowery purple crayon. "And now for question number 2! Number 2! Number 2! How many letters in the word Assassin? Now think about it! This one is a tricky one!" Ha! Jack had him this time... No way he would figure this out. He had to make sure this kid got three incorrect answers...

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''i knew it! this kid is nuts!'' suzio thought to himself. his caution level was way up there now . as he took a step back. suzio wondered if this was this guy's true nature or if he was just calling a bluff. then he thought about it for a second ''yeah that must be it it has to be!''. suzio calmed down and cleared his mind. he wasan't about to be psyched out by some kid hosting a quiz.

''7 suzio answered

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:36 pm

AHA! Score! Jack was suddenly very proud of his knowledge of obscure internet culture... for it has helped him win this day! "Hyuck Hyuck! Sorry friend! But you got that one wrong! Hyuck Hyuck! The correct answer is four! Hyuck Hyuck! Ya see It's got the letter A, The letter S, the letter N, and the letter I! That's four! You gatta think out side the box if you want to pass Old Marty's quiz! Hyuck Hyuck! Ya didn't think it would be that easy did you?" Good... now he just needed to make sure this kid got two more wrong and he would be golden! Sorry young one... But you must fall on this day.

"But don't worry! You still have two more tries! Hyuck Hyuck! Here's question three! Which came first? The chicken or the egg! Hyuckity Hyuck!

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now suzio was starting to get frustrated. he had actually fallen for this nut jobs trick , the one thing he promised himself he wouldn't do. he calmed himself down though knowing he had some more tries left. ''i know he said it was a trick question but that was ridiculous'' suzio thought to himself. believe it or not , suzio was starting to get an adrenaline rush after getting that one wrong. he usually does not like challenges , but this time around he was amped up after being backed into a corner. he felt like he had to prove something to this kid.

suzio heard the next question and answerd immediately ''the chicken came first '' he said.

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:46 am

Wh-What!? He got it right! Did this kid actually have in depth knowledge of the theory of Evolution and how it relates to mutation and the definition of species, along with the true order of birth and procreation?... He was smarter then Jack thought."Hyuck Hyuck! Good Job! You're no 'Chicken' when it comes to these question! Hyuck Hyuck! Here ya go!" Jack would hand him a slip of paper with the number three on it... he's got two out of three so far... He's doing passable... But he'll have to step up his game if he wants to beat THIS Featherman Ranger!... That is... dressed as an amusement park mascot....

"Hyuck Hyuck! Lets move on to question four!" Jack had to make sure this one was hard... "In what state is Michigan City found in?"

Guest

heh looks like this kid may have underestimated suzio a bit. that question was way too easy! he did wonder what kind of prize he would actually get if he manages to get all the questions right. yes the winning a million dolar thing he thought about earlier was just a joke. yet at the same time suzio could actually use a prize of some amount of money since he's just about broke right now. he was about to lose his focus on the task at hand so he answered the question to speed things up.

''Indiana '' suzio answered.

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:59 pm

D-Damn! This guy was good! He was one for four at this point.. Jack had to step his game up... Time to bring out the big guns... It wasn't just about the paycheck now... it was about the challenge... Jack was the Red Ranger... He was NOT going to lose like this! "Hyuck Hyuck! You're a smart cookie! Most people don't get that one right! But you're really smart! Hyuck Hyuck! Here ya go!" Jack would then hend him the 4 paper and spin once more.

"We're half way there! It's number five! What is the effective value of Avogadro's Constant! Hyuck Hyuck!"... If he go this one right Jack will eat his suit.

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suzio's confidence level just went through the roof! he knew that now the shoe was on the other foot. in fact he was enjoying this so much that his opinion on quiz games may change. the kid was right , most people usually get that one wrong. however thanks to a project he had to do that involved the city of Michigan , suzio was able to nail that one. this next question seemed hard and he didn't know if he would get this right , so once again he took a guess.

''the value is 6.022 141 27 x 10^23 Mor-1'' suzio answered.

wow! suzio even suprised himself with that one.

Subject: Re: Marty's Happy Quiz Time Explosion! (20) Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:31 am

... Bull shit..."... C-Correct! Wow! Y-You're a real smart cookie there! Not... Not everyone got that one right! Hyuck Hyuck..." Half heartedly Jack spun around and produced a slip of paper with the number five on it, and handed it to Suzio... How in the name of god did this kid remember Avogadro's Number off the top of his head! Jack would have accepted six times ten to the twenty third! That's what he remembered it as... but this kid just rambled off the full thing! What the name of Doc.K is going on here!? No matter... this next question would stump him for sure...

"I'm running out of Tricks! Lets move on to number six! Why did the pot of petunia's think "Not again" As it fell to it's death in the first book of the "Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Series of books?"

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